Nephrite Heart

Nephrite Heart

@nephriteheart.bsky.social

Unreliable miniature painter and writer + DEFY FATE + old millennial + divine alchemy of the self partaker + M. Bison main + like a weed, naturally, as a matter of course

335 Followers 286 Following 9,707 Posts Joined Jul 2023
4 hours ago

laid up for 2 days after walking 10 miles around new york, what gives

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8 hours ago

I don't want to install linux but I want to have already installed linux, do you get me?

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11 hours ago

if we're gonna run back the shows we liked from the bush years, maybe give money to maxwell atoms to do unhinged billy & mandy cartoons instead of whedonslop connected to some of the worst people

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13 hours ago

after several months of abstinence it's time I return to my famous "I stole this weekday chili recipe from Adam Ragusea"

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14 hours ago

I say chudification as though wwe hasn't turned every liberal social movement of the past century into a heel stable

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14 hours ago

ok for real who are the WWE marks who are ride or die for danhausen? my theory is all the mcelroy adjacent people who loved watching The New Day sing the pokerap got pushed to AEW by the chudification of WWE or just watch actual play troupes now

who's left there who wants to see his kind of deal

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15 hours ago

evil geckoemmy: this is mr. glorby the wrack-vulture. every day I empty a handgun into mr. glorby's hideous body in hopes of killing him for good but he always regenerates when the sun sets. afterward I put some evil coconut oil on his beak

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18 hours ago
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the guy who vibes a little too much with dwarves and made up slurs in fantasy games

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22 hours ago

it makes me sad that every public servant has to be a Poster now because their true and final form should be a delightful nerd who thinks about systems and solving problems

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1 day ago

licensed fiction thing of, "trademarked character faces their greatest challenge: the author's OC." you're a sucker if you think that OC is making it to the end of the story.

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1 day ago

I am in no way saying that psycho crusher should be safe on block. that's nuts

but I challenge you to play dictator and see blanka and e. honda no braining their flying tackle moves with no consequences and try not to turn into sephiroth about it

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1 day ago

I hope my opponent could feel my absolute contempt for them

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1 day ago

2-0'd a blanka. never kill yourself

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1 day ago

harming your affini introject by showing her a jpeg of a child

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1 day ago

my turnaround plan for capcom is, use monhun money to port god hand unchanged to every modern platform, new sprite based darkstalkers, and do crossover shit constantly but the only thing that crosses over is vergil from dmc. I want that chuuni trash everywhere

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1 day ago

megaman fans are smile lines and divorces years old, and that's old enough to care that the talent behind it are being jerked around by scab shit. we are really just halfassing everything that isn't monhun or resident evil aren't we

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1 day ago

anyway while capcom is snatching defeat from the jaws of victory, making their triumphant return to megaman a scab game is the funniest possible outcome. this is a franchise for 40 year olds. children do not know who this character is.

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1 day ago

I have so many feelings about this book, I am so glad you gave it a shot!

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1 day ago

when the horse you're riding dies, dismount

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1 day ago

the saudis buying more shares in capcom makes me feel like we have less than 5 years before it is a majority owned portfolio company. I'm just gonna try to enjoy street fighter as long as I can and bail as soon as the money men destroy it

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1 day ago
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a girl playing a keyboard next to a pony in a hospital bed with a blue blanket that has a horse on it ALT: a girl playing a keyboard next to a pony in a hospital bed with a blue blanket that has a horse on it

I should not be struggling to 2-0 an MR 1250 ryu. this should be a worm beneath my notice. I don't know if people at MR 1250 understand they're playing street fighter, they're just doing this on block

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2 days ago
that meme of a guy shooting someone and saying why would they make me do this, but i have inexpertly labeled the shooter "democratic leadership" and the body "student protestors." it's an old meme but so am i so fuck it.
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1 day ago

I gotta figure out chin length hair, I get an hour of it looking good and then it turns into stringy frizz

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1 day ago

holy shit LOOK at this thing

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1 day ago

telling myself every cute unusual animal in a youtube short is shedding buckets of dander or smells excruciatingly bad or needs to be fed live prey or it just fucking screams every minute of its life and lives to be 70

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2 days ago

FUCK YEAH!!!!

This is proof that what the world need is community, union, and kindness towards others. We can beat this bs!

Bravo, godlike FGC moment right there!!!

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2 days ago

aspirational o7

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2 days ago

every time I meet one of my friends or loved ones I have to go through a chuck yeager style blast of pure anxiety about my failings and appearance so I can compartmentalize enough to be pleasant company

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3 days ago

ok the interval at which my cat finds mice is now concerning

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3 days ago

I've lived in much worse places but I think if I don't meet someone or move out soon I'm going to turn into some kind of demon

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