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Going live with #ResidentEvilRequiem thanks to Alison! Swing by!
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Awful big talk for a guy who lost three f-15s to friendly fire this morning.
02.03.2026 20:56 — 👍 2848 🔁 461 💬 103 📌 14No rules of engagement is straight up Nazi war fighting.
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woah man! you must have bumped your head pretty hard! you ok? did you hear about that new movie “scary movie”? can’t wait for the new pokemon game! crazy what’s happening in iran…
what do you mean “2026”? it’s 2003
Change of plans for tonight’s stream! Thanks to the generosity of Alison (who doesn’t hang out w/ us on Bluesky 🥺) I have myself an early b-day gift in the form of #ResidentEvilRequiem! I’m going to start a little earlier than the usual 9 EST. At least as soon as I can scarf down dinner after work!
02.03.2026 18:38 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Let’s all call Massie today and get him to switch parties. Then force Gonzalez to resign. Then get the gavel, issue some subpoenas, and impeach some motherfuckers
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It’s not just a lifetime of punching and shooting Nazis and space fascists… what a hell of a human being!
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A very haggard looking Donald Trump in makeup with scraggly hair. He is wearing a blue blazer and a baseball cap that reads "USA."
A film still of Bette David from Whatever Happened to Baby Jane. She is overly made up, looking haggard, and has scraggly hair.
02.03.2026 00:09 — 👍 386 🔁 60 💬 27 📌 9Currently not nearly enough Americans:
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More Alien: Isolation starting now! Get in the chat because I'll be out of town next weekend and I know you'll miss meeeeeeeeeee...
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Operation Epstein Fury is the most sophisticated military operation in the history of the United States.
by Pete Hegseth
“grok tell me how to feel about the US government bombing an elementary school”
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but they said voting for the Black and Indian lady was a bad idea
28.02.2026 19:02 — 👍 121 🔁 5 💬 7 📌 1This was my response when my agents asked if I wanted to pitch on this reboot back in November. I really hope more creatives do the same so that the likes of Max Landis are all they can hire. I may not make an honest buck but I’m a hundred per cent American and I don’t work for no two-bit Nazi.
28.02.2026 18:45 — 👍 1153 🔁 232 💬 26 📌 6’Tis the time’s plague, when madmen lead the blind.
28.02.2026 18:38 — 👍 1104 🔁 415 💬 14 📌 24I fucking hate how obvious and stupid this administration is. They literally started a war on the weekend knowing Mike Johnson won't call Congress into an emergency session, leaving Congress to spend the weekend tweeting "THIS WAR IS ILLEGAL" while MAGA murders children overseas with impunity.
28.02.2026 18:20 — 👍 368 🔁 65 💬 11 📌 2Supporting the illegal aggression of your neighbor which has threatened to conquer you is frankly fucking crazy.
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Bummed that I can't afford Resident Evil Requiem right now so I'm gonna do a bonus stream of Ghost of Yotei right now! Let's do it!
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But also, fuck Eli Roth.
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This is amazing.
www.getyourfuckingmoneyback.com
Great pull
27.02.2026 22:15 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Yeah, @gameovergreggy.bsky.social had a specific description about these two little Pikachu fuckers…
27.02.2026 22:15 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Again
27.02.2026 22:10 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0BREAKING: We're suing Kansas for a law that invalidates transgender people's updated driver's licenses and authorizes anyone to sue anyone they suspect of being trans for using the "wrong" bathroom.
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