Joe Mertens

C’mon, people. Look at your Kremlin style guide. The phrase is “special military operation.” Not all of you are getting this right.

When I say that Trump launched a war that could be going on for the rest of our lives to change what was on TV, this is what he wanted to see. Hard to imagine this kind of sickness, but we have to.

Well would you look at that

1. thanks for clarifying what "ID" means

2. non-citizens voting actually isn't a problem

3. trump himself uses mail-in ballots

4. wait what

5. is this still about voting

This is how it’s done: coming together and thanking and supporting your opponent. At the end of the day, we must elect a Democrat in Texas to stop billionaires, Trump, and Republicans from stealing from hardworking Americans—and take back Texas and our country!

Fuck. Yes.

One of the best title cards ever

Always love House love!

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I’m trying to imagine what would happen if a Democratic senator literally broke a military veteran’s forearm, which appears to be what happens here.

@robertgarcia.bsky.social on Trump's claims of exoneration: "That's a joke. Exonerated by who? No one's exonerated Donald Trump. He's in the Epstein files more than anyone. Mar-a-Lago is oftentimes where they trafficked girls."

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Two short nights with it so far and if it doesn’t top RE4 then it’s a close second!

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What say you to a bonus stream of #ResidentEvilRequiem? WHAT SAY YOU???
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Going live with #ResidentEvilRequiem thanks to Alison! Swing by!
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Awful big talk for a guy who lost three f-15s to friendly fire this morning.

No rules of engagement is straight up Nazi war fighting.

woah man! you must have bumped your head pretty hard! you ok? did you hear about that new movie “scary movie”? can’t wait for the new pokemon game! crazy what’s happening in iran…

what do you mean “2026”? it’s 2003

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Change of plans for tonight’s stream! Thanks to the generosity of Alison (who doesn’t hang out w/ us on Bluesky 🥺) I have myself an early b-day gift in the form of #ResidentEvilRequiem! I’m going to start a little earlier than the usual 9 EST. At least as soon as I can scarf down dinner after work!

Let’s all call Massie today and get him to switch parties. Then force Gonzalez to resign. Then get the gavel, issue some subpoenas, and impeach some motherfuckers

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It’s not just a lifetime of punching and shooting Nazis and space fascists… what a hell of a human being!

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