friggle

friggle

@friggle.bsky.social

itsfriggle, xmaswar on old site

271 Followers 187 Following 278 Posts Joined Jul 2023
1 year ago
Thank you, yes, sincerely. I am Knight Lautrec of Carim. I truly appreciate this, and I guarantee a reward, only later.

Yes, very sorry, your reward will have to wait. I have just been freed. Allow me some time.

me when i say ill do something

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1 week ago

It's dragon quest builders but for a series I actually have nostalgia for. DQB 1&2 were already great games but now I get what I was missing

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1 week ago

(in several different weird voices) hey dad what do you think about your son now

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1 week ago

Being a conscientious employee who strives to make the service more secure, reliable and user-friendly is a good way to catch a PIP.

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3 weeks ago

"We are fully committed to completely destroying the product or service you once loved. On that, you have my word."

- all new CEOs

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2 years ago

Self-care can be very costly. For many Americans, healing procedures like therapeutic massage are an unobtainable luxury. Luckily, there is always "Hot Brain," which is where you lay on the ground directly in front a space heater until your head heats up

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1 month ago

it's like jurassic park. he's only monitoring non-bitch problems due to hubris and underfunding. but chaos theory teaches us bitch will always be nonzero

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1 month ago

bsky.app/profile/frig...

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1 month ago

reading between the lines it sounds like there's a catastrophic orange shortage and they would rather hoard the juice concentrate for themselves so they can keep selling seltzer

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1 month ago

CAPT. PICARD: there's no time for this, the planet's surface is too unstable! beam us aboard, then i will consider your team's request
CHIEF O'BRIEN: what's to consider? engineering department gets a full hour for lunch, or you die
CAPT. PICARD: well i don't think it would set a very good precedent

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1 month ago

Would've made for some incredible PS2 games too

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1 month ago

My wife and I rode the London Eye when we visited. During the ride, these guys kept looking at me, visibly built up their courage and finally asked if I would take a selfie with them. Just me, they got my wife to take the picture. They were so hyped about it. Who did they think I was???

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2 months ago

bonus effect is it would invalidate Delaware's title of "first state"

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2 years ago

[my house, 20 years from now, listening to "baby, it's cold outside"]

my son: man, this song is real weird
me: it used to get cold outside

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2 months ago
jerry seinfeld from the hit television show seinfeld opening his apartment door to let moomintroll from the moomins in. he says "hello, moomin." the joke is that he's saying this to a moomin instead of newman. moomin and newman are words that rhyme. rhyming is when words sound similar

yeah

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2 months ago

Rudolph's unholy light piercing the foul mist, a horrible heat steaming off his nose. All of the other reindeer, scorched and shrieking. Santa shields his eyes

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2 months ago

What's generally regarded as an acceptable amount to be thinking about the Crazy Frog?

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3 months ago

soda that kills you but from mind-blowing refreshment. an obliterating crispiness

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3 months ago

How is this different from Voyager "Coda" though? There's already a canon entity that projects an afterlife into your mind at the moment of death. The koala isn't breaking new ground here

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3 months ago

a flash of the blade at the neck
chili crisp sprays onto the snow

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3 months ago

...why

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1 year ago

the cart and the horse should be simultaneous

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3 months ago

WILLIAM SHATNER: Lunch. ables. lunchABLES. Lunchables

AUDIO ENGINEER: uh sir this session is for the Tekwar video game

WILLIAM SHATNER: *cheerful but obviously seething with rage* Oh and you think I don't know that. its just impossible, to you, that a man might be speaking his internal thoughts

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3 months ago

Now you can have the perfectly straight toenails you've always dreamed of

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3 months ago

So I said 'it sounds like youre just feeding companies to private equity' and the exec's daughter started crying.

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3 months ago

doing some dumb crap with some stupid shit

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3 months ago

baby's first tweet :')

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3 months ago

Ó

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3 months ago

yet it was snootiness that divided us from apes

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