Bartender Grimmjow (Parody)

"Hmm...I failed NNN...so...what challenge can I do now?"

"Smoking may kill, but it sure is cool to do."

#SmokingSunday
#SeductiveSunday

"FYI. If you need something, just order an angel shot."

"Can't drink everyday."

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-He let's out a heavy sigh.-

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-Drinks all to his lonesome.-

"...I died and not a word..."

-Cleaning glasses...again...He is bored.-

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"Wonder if anyone would like free drinks...nah."

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✍️Lord Rimuru’s faithful assistant and first secretary, Shion

🥘Master chef

✍️More details below

"..."

-He thinks on it a moment.-

"...Oh yeah, that is a pun."

"Anything for the dynamite patron."

-He smiles and winks back.-

-He chuckles at her request. But gets it for her.-

"Coming right up."

-He knows he'll regret it if he even considers giving her the cheap stuff, so he goes to the top shelf and passes it to her.-

"Here you go."

"Yeah, stopped after the first 3 months. Just not as much movement as I hoped."

-He shrugs.-

"Drink?"

"Well, that whole 'sky is limitless' is pure crap. Need people here and here and I got tired of branding."

🍸Well, next annoying thing that Twitter does, I'm sure more will come.

"Wow, first customer in 'ages' how may I help you miss?"

"Hmm...I wonder who is here?"

"Happy Halloween, everyone. Going as Abby for Halloween. And know, I Can Be Your Sanctuary."

#KPOPDEMONHUNTERS #Abby #BLEACH

Profile and Banner pic are from AngelBunVT.

"I should try to be more active here."

-Starts clean cobwebs around bar.-

"Simple, it's funny. Now, you going to order something?"

"Peachy."

"Back at you."

-He leans in closer.-

"Peach."

"Do you not remember how that ended?"

🍸Still funny

"Whatever you say Glove."

"Eh, if it happens again, let me know."

"...Isn't there a human term for that?"

"I meant as a general rule. And yes, she should have money. She's paid well enough."

"This is why I don't let people leave with an unpaid tab."