Turbo

…why is is spooky what’s in it?

If I could have dinner with a famous person it’d be a developer of Purble Place so I can learn WHY

I don’t mean to judge other monsters but skeletons playing themselves like a Marimba are the best like it’s not even close

To quote thunderpup95.bsky.social, the only way to stop a bad guy with measles is a good guy with measles

I got the cow

The local wildlife moved into @thunderpup95.bsky.social’s forgotten hood.

What a goddamn world I live in

Me at the Miley Cyrus album movie: that was good but occasionally veered into soft core

@thunderpup95.bsky.social at the Miley Cyrus album movie: “uwu look that guy’s title is best grip boy”

Thanks Etsy (she is right though)

There is legitimately nothing worse than when someone claims to have a fanciful formatted doc and it turns out to just be a fuck-ass table

JUST TO CLEAR UP ANY CONFUSION: I have seen the Disney Channel Original Movie Twitches and I don’t appreciate rumors to the contrary

Mild to wild nah how about mild to one large iced tea mostly awake

Explain to me why my smart TV doesn’t have Bluetooth but has built in Microsoft excel functionality

I had an ex in college who would watch bootleg Golden Girls .mov files out of a shared google drive and THAT is gay culture sweaty

It fuckin’ happened again!?

Everywhere I go someone’s trying to explain karst topography to me like ma’am I am aware of limestone

Stay out until midnight in a weekday? Who am I, Lucelle Ball after the bump hits??

I hate people saying “sound on” when I receive a meme. You’re not my mom you can’t tell me what my volume has to be

Someone out there has a sunburn fetish and someone out there has a lobster fetish and I hope they meet-cute on the beach this summer

I got a new cow stuffie and let me just say the DRAMA amongst these lil dudes is off the charts this week

I told my roommate that the Aperol Urine is an S tier beverage and now I’m “not allowed to make mixed drinks for parties”

Me at the clurb

I’m allergic to this furcon

Ok which pup is gonna make the first porn parody of A Farewell to Arms now that it’s public domain?

A buddy comedy but they’re a car gay and horse girl. She keeps tracking mud onto his seats. He keeps offending her by talking about his superior horsepower. They end every episode by doing poppers together.

Shadow the hedgehog? He doesn’t have a job, what exactly am I shadowing him for!?

Landlord: your door is messed up

Me: yeah remember how the fire department broke it down because you broke the fire alarm and then you wouldn’t fix it?

Landlord: oh

Channeling my sailor ancestors by living on a diet of tangerines and pretzels

When I did high school model UN a girl cried because we hadn’t solved the Syrian civil war in a 90 minute debate block in a classroom in Hartford, and you know RIP ma’am thinking of you reading the news today