Saph

free feet in the background (mine)

two plush NS trains, frotting, smiling

Trainfrotting (1996)

hopital

I still think "a trans" needs to be lower

Had a fun night making a tierlist with the discord :)
cw: trans slurs, all of them

caffeine on an empty stomach, my beloved

sure RFK Jr. is peddling junk science and will get millions killed, but beef tallow is the indisputably best way to cook fries so whose to say it's all bad.

hiiiiiii

absolutely bodied by luxembourgish

I WANT TO GO AGAIN

mortal kombat clone entirely in 2d without any depth buffer, call that z-fighting

Heylay

vibe coding but the vibes are fucked

I'm a girl with a little something extra if you know what I mean (a worm (in my brain (also in my pants (but i meant the one in my brain))))

the WOKE MOB renamed Manchester to WOMXNchester and turned all of the Mancunians into ManCUNTians!!!!11!!!!1!

🙇🏽‍♀️ they got got

imagine still having your route aha ha

Oude vrouw staart me aan in de trein, ik hoop dat ze nierstenen krijgt

u can literally make it with a boiling water, just use a bowl as your own cup and cover it. not ideal but it works.

why do they have to come in a cup. you're limiting yourself Michelle.

my hobby is giving advice i don't follow

big rat

when are we finally getting drunk driving cars

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no fucking way. no FUCKING way.

big rat

this is such a cute picture of you....!!!

life hack: you can lick the windows for free water

GIRLIES
HAVE TAKEN MY CASH
SHOWN ME ASS
SHOWN ME TITTIES
MADE ME GOON
MADE ME SIMP
MADE ME CUM
LEFT ME WITH STICKY PAAAANTS
[🎸]

and here I am being a programmer lmao

don't forget about ereyesterday! I use both of these all the time