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Father was a harsh man.Tough disciplinarian. Once, he caught me smoking cigarettes. As punishment he locked me in a cupboard, & wouldn't let me out until I'd eaten the entire contents of Knowsley Safari Park. Including the gift shop. He never told me why.
Heat the oil until it evaporates, then suck the oil clouds towards its destination with a giant vacuum cleaner, and have citizens collect the oil rain in their hats
It's a bit Mork and Mindy. A good day to hang your washing out; if you don't mind it wet, and in next door's garden.
That's very probable.
This photo reminds me of those white gravel/chalk horses dotted around hillsides.
I doubt they'd like having their faces on something they wipe their arse with.
Dirk Sellotex
Bjonathan
The Owl
Mr Cress
Having said that, I'm sure I saw a positive review of it, so perhaps it's just me that didn't like it.
Gone? It's not great.
I heard tell of a man in a neighbouring village who had seen one once.
Lots of Snagglepi
It's an armed holiday.
'Due to Winnie being dead, and Peter gay, they are unable to conceive naturally, so decide to adopt former Premier League referee Jeff Winter. In the winter. With hilarious consequences.'
Happy Mario day!
That's where Khamenei junior is hiding.
*fewer
They're risk averse like the telly/film industry. Few punts results in more prosaic art sadly.
They call me Mellow Yellow (bizarrely)
Try using welding gauntlets.
He did you Dirty there.
I agree. Also, I'd simultaneously want him back but also sort of don't, in case it went horribly wrong. Maybe it's best leaving it feeling like a wonderful dream we all had.
That put you young whippersnappers in your place.
I thought the police had warned you about that.
Diplomatic immunity.
Yeah. Your 'cat' did it.
Hearhogs
Russo-Gaelic?
Oh no. I was looking forward to seeing what happened next in any of them.
Or Martin.
