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Can You Divorce Your Family? New research explains that communication is critical in distancing yourself from family.

For anyone else who (like me) is starting their family get-together planning for Christmas.

www.psychologytoday.com/gb/blog/cons...

Mark Hamill has arrived. All is well now.

This is a cartoon of an alien xenomorph in an apron looking delighted that her baby burst through the chest of a guy with a hard drawn mother's day card.

Also, sorry.

Oh alright then. Sigh…

Sarah Cracknell… oh God.

if you've gotten this far in life and you still don't know what an umlaut is, that's on u

Same.

I seem to have got past the pooing myself stage though. Mostly.

Well if she didn’t know I existed, then how could she have set up the restraining order? Hmm?

So we have to pay extra for the evil coffee? Or is it just the same but they kick a puppy while they serve it?

'Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace' Confirmed For May The 4th Theatrical Release — CultureSlate

It was a generation ago, but the pain never really went away.

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Humans should hibernate. You don't want to do fuck all till spring.

We've reached the year that elderly Homer gets a plunger stuck on his head.

Revisiting this lovely place because I keep forgetting and do most of my ranting on Threads these days.

So what have I missed?

New Years Day is a made up holiday invented by the years industry to sell more years.

I really don't get why they're putting the spotlight on Liz Truss so much at this conference.

It's like going on Masterchef and showing off a bag full of the massive shit you had that time you gave everyone salmonella.

Bass! How low can you go?

48 and still fucking clueless. Can I get a high 5?

Rather than percentage, close your eyes and visualise what your lifetime consumption of salami might look like.

You think that's bad? My knees are bordering on harassment.

Who's the black private dick that's a sex machine to all the chicks?

Did we ever get an answer on this?

Honest question - why is BlueSky still behind this invite-only beta wall? Seems to me you've got a perfectly sound platform to take the Twitter refugees, who are so desperate they'll jump on to Threads in their millions when it isn't even finished yet.

What are they waiting for?

Just like me, you seem to be, covered in crumbs.

The one day of the year when you can perform ritual sacrifice in the street without getting too much attention, and you have to knock it, don't you?

"Don't Look Now" - best movie sex scene ever.

Discuss.

Also, please like the above reply. It was a pain in the arse to type it on an iPhone.

i used to when i was a student because i thought it looked cool. but as we have all now realised, it makes me look like a twat.

I assume we've all got our black armbands ready for the morning?

www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-6669...

I need this on a T-Shirt right now.