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Latter-day Saints face 3-hour wait for sleeveless garments in St. George A line stretched out the door of the Deseret Book in St. George — and stores across the state — on Tuesday as members of The Church of Jesus Christ

what do you mean they updated the secret Mormon underwear?
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i dont think cabinets are supposed to be peeling their skin like that

yoooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!

And in that pause between pitch and contact - longer than logic, shorter than hope - we remembered why baseball existed long before we judged a sport's value by viral moments and betting apps. It is the romance of failure. The mortal beauty of trying and missing seven times out of 10 and still being considered great. It is the only sport where patience is a weapon, and panic the surest death. You cannot simply run out the clock in baseball; you must face it, pitch by terrifying pitch, until it finally releases you.

Did not expect one of the best paragraphs I’d read about baseball would come from an Irish newspaper

www.irishexaminer.com/sport-column...

also its so funny knowing that Sheev is wearing business pants when his plan comes together after years and years of planning and orchestrating that he finally takes over the galaxy

everyone always talks about how Yoda flipped his ass, but no one ever talks about how comfy Palpatine's chair looks in that scene where he fights Yoda

y'all remember Ty Pennington? that son of a gun loved to make homes less accessible and crash their resale value

yeah this one

the best scene is when Helena Bonham Carter character lights herself on fire, and it comes out the house walls are infused with gasoline. so the house just lights up with the power of a thousand suns at the lightest touch

JERMA IS SO FUNNY

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YouTube video by BBC Studios The Rimmer Experience | Red Dwarf | BBC

youtu.be/r-ZiI3iVgpM

HARO!!

Optimus Prime, lying on the ground in pain. HEADLINE: 40-Year-Old Optimus Prime Fucks Up His Back Transforming.

Sources confirm Optimus Prime, aging leader of the Autobots, recently fucked his back all up transforming from his truck form into his person form.
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remember, time changes tonight and if you refuse The Langoliers will come get you

it’s November 🌔

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YouTube video by thedeadlysyndrome The Deadly Syndrome - I Hope I Become a Ghost

youtu.be/zf2TKP0o1iA