Voldemort

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Ehn o. Soon we go leave Oga Elon

I done tire

Looool

Hi my King

Whoosh

Hungry as hell

A virtual certificate with text "Celebrating 10M users on Bluesky, #14,069, Voldemort ‪@sinzubaba.bsky.social‬, joined on Apr 11, 2023"

Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #14,069!

Small world

But how do you rack up a $1 billion in server cost tho Lmaooo

Elon no wan pay him bills. Crying

a list of points as to why twitter is broken with the gist being not paying their bills due june 30th

i'm not sure if this has already been posted but oomf sent me this as to why twitter is fucked up and all i can say is Lmfao

Go outside n touch money 👀

I promise to be up to no good on this app. My most mischievous self owns this realm hu hu hu

How do you tweet jail break?

We will temporarily be pausing Bluesky sign-ups while our team continues to resolve the existing performance issues. We’ll keep you updated when invite codes will resume functionality.

We’re excited to welcome more users to our beta soon!

You don’t want to grow??? Lmaoooo

Abeg where my fellow NG Twitter cohort 2023 pls add me let’s banter

Anyhoo who would like to talk about the benefits of a decentralized Twitter….ehhhh….wait

welcome to all new bluesky users. please keep in mind that it is still in beta. there are many features still missing, so please be patient. for example, you may notice that this app loads posts and then shows them to you, instead of not doing that for some reason.

Lmaooo I told him to pay his AWS bills yesterday now see today 💀

Today Elon banned me from his app. Such a useless person

I like that the three working theories for why Twitter broke are:

1.) Twitter is DDoSing itself because Elon is an idiot.

2.) Twitter is losing servers after the company ignored bills because Elon is an idiot.

3.) Twitter hopes to force people to pay because Elon is an idiot.

Very funny that Twitter refused to pay for its Google Cloud contract which lapsed yesterday but that’s only one of like four equally plausible theories for why Twitter is down

Screaming!!!

📢 Version 1.36 is rolling out to the App & Play Stores now.

• Posts in a different language now have a Translate link
• Images have a Save button, which saves to a Bluesky album
• Thread muting will correctly toggle
• Fix for the profile button when switching accounts
• Fixes for language filtering

Hi Bluesky team pls give me more invites got like 15000 people who need this

Hi Bluesky team pls give me more invites got like 15000 people who need this

Hi Bluesky team pls give me more invites got like 15000 people who need this