nicole

@ everyone in this doctor’s waiting room talking and listening to videos out loud at 6am - i hate you

what if i didn’t work tomorrow and instead played the remainder of banjo kazooie

“the pope went to villanova” good for him i went to in n out and got cheese fries

peeta mellark, perfect man

the reason all of our library cards are expiring at the same time is because we all made them at the start of the pandemic 5 years ago

if you could ever see behind the scenes you would wonder how the hell anything ever gets to space lmfao

“charles dickens wrote the bible?” - amelia

some people are miserable for no reason other than because they want to be

u ever see someone post an inside thought on social media and make you wish the internet was never invented

dal makhani !

get yourself a clay pot to make crispy rice and you’ll feel better

this is why people die, even with health insurance

Rx: we’ll cover your $3000 med if u send us your explanation of benefits from insurance
insurance: we don’t do digital EOB, call member services
me: ok
member services: lol idk what an EOB is, let me transfer you to the pharmacy
me: ok
pharmacy: oh we don’t do EOBs, your insurance will tho
me: ok

one of those days where getting out of bed is a herculean task

in n out isn’t absurdly popular because their cheeseburgers are the best. it’s absurdly popular because there are 3 things on the menu that you can customize to your tastes and then eat in the parking lot

5am: A cartoon cat SLAMs a cupboard with her paw, smiling. Dialog, "Ugh Honey!" comes from the other room.

6am: "CRUNCH" sound effects wake up a lady in bed in the first panel. She thinks "That sound..." In the second panel, the lady finds her cat chewing on a plastic bag. "Dang, I left out a ziplock! I should know better by now!"

7am: A lady sleeps peacefully in bed and thinks "Nicole comes home tonight"

8am: Dialog bubbles and hearts come out from a lady's phone. She texts back from bed, smiling.

Hey bluesky! It's been hard to find the motivation to post art on my usual instagram spot since last year. But I'll post my hourlies here, and see how it goes. :)

we are all free to embrace our inner basic bitches

Hi! My name is Lauren. I'm a tattoo artist based out of Portland, Maine. Here's some recent work i enjoyed doing! My first career is in animation, and I like to bring whimsical tones and a hand drawn feel to my designs.

DM to book :)

#tattoo #tattooartist #portlandmaine #mainetattooartist

Snake protecting a blue, white and pink flower from a shoe trying to crush it, with the text PROTECT TRANS KIDS

Oh hey it’s the year of the snake! Here’s a drawing of a snake I made.

i have been eating SO many lentils

the more i learn about paris hilton the more i think she is probably a genuinely kind person

me to my partner, sitting at a table in the shelter we ended up at while evacuating from the fires: did you duolingo today

i may be stupid but at least i’m not a fucking idiot

breaking: the piece of shit guy from your high school is an even bigger piece of shit 15 years later

it’s my last week before almost 2 weeks of vacation and i simply do not want to do anything

i’m gonna need you all to stop going out in public with your wracking coughs pls

chipped a tooth and it’s not noticeable but i can’t stop touching the newly exposed part with my tongue even though it’s kinda sharp

the wishful thinking answer is tomorrow the real answer is probably in 10 years

anytime we are coming back from norcal we always ask ourselves when we’re moving here