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@mindnoodler.bsky.social Me reflecting on the latest PSS bank show.

Can the White House get rid of the jack rabbit display at the Natural History Museum in DC? Because that haunted me when I was a kid.

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I’m good for about three Crash Test Dummies songs before my voice tightens up too much.

I'm assuming the craft services at the We Are The World taping was awkward.

@thefamouspaul.bsky.social @ntnewman.bsky.social It was never the same after they lost the vector graphic Star Wars game and shortened the skee ball machines.

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We could go with a Madeline Kahn-esqe "Twu-morrow".

Our Walgreens has their headless nutcrackers out.

Of course it did.

I always suspected Jonesy was just Penn's imaginary friend.

Wait. @mindnoodler.bsky.social, did you drop Jessica Jane during Casey?

A quick Google search confirmed Boy II Men wearing the exclusive Newman Brat line. #NotFurling @ntnewman.bsky.social

There's a very small sliver in the world where Improv comedy and Horse Racing overlap and apparently it's entirely occupied by @mindnoodler.bsky.social and me.

I can't wait for more Not Furlong featuring the @heyscoops.bsky.social crew

If only they had done more with now world-renowned voice over actor Brent Mukai.

@thefamouspaul.bsky.social @ntnewman.bsky.social I’m thinking “Unbridled Bits” for the name of the Race for the Crown recap podcast, but it’s probably too on the nose.

Your roof is 23 years old and the shingles are looking quite worse for wear. You hire a contractor to reshingle and pay half of the cost up front. Your contractor is removing the old shingles (there were already two layers, and building code doesn't allow a third) when Leon, a used car salesman...

If the Feds are ever on a manhunt for me they’ll just have to monitor purchases of Chrono Trigger.

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Me every time a Fool Us magician drops approved confetti on the stage. @mindnoodler.bsky.social

Yes, Punxsutawney Phil saw his shadow. But did he face it? Did he stare into the inky abyss and vow to destroy that horrible mocking doppelgänger lest it devour him and indeed all that is decent in the cosmos? C’mon, weather news, get us the full story

If we’re going through all this trouble to collapse American society can we at least have lawn darts and Turtle Pies back?

I don’t know who this post is for but I think Coach Calipari is totally wearing the red 50th Anniversary Penn & Teller jacket.

Did the Middle-earth dwarves get driven from their home by a balrog, or did they all die because they never built hand rails?

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Aside from comics, I also use my ipad to makes stuff like this video for @heyscoops.bsky.social
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Hear me out, what if it's a horror movie with Falkor hunting the children of the school bullies?

“And that’s the way you do it.”

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I remember binging this game at the end of a college semester while I was one of only a few people left in a dark empty dorm building. I still don't know how I solved some of those puzzles.

@thefamouspaul.bsky.social @ntnewman.bsky.social Merry Christmas from Richmond Mall!