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Hunger pang whispers, Egg and noodles intertwine, Ramen warms the soul. I support blah blah and stand with yadda yadda Propagator of low quality memes Ezekiel 23:20 Ramรฉn ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ โšง ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ

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What is Happening

05.11.2025 23:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a man in a costume stands next to a black suv ALT: a man in a costume stands next to a black suv

It's like watching a car trying to make it home that last mile before it throws a rod.

05.11.2025 19:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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A damn daycare. This is sick. What are we doing?

05.11.2025 18:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7479    ๐Ÿ” 3596    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 842    ๐Ÿ“Œ 377
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It's true. I cheat at gas station.

05.11.2025 17:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I think we get to see if the military as a whole follows unconstitutional orders before the midterms.

05.11.2025 17:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a woman is hitting a wall with a hammer and a picture on the wall behind her . ALT: a woman is hitting a wall with a hammer and a picture on the wall behind her .

ha

05.11.2025 17:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The Militarization of America's Police: A Brief History Thanks to the Pentagon's 1033 program, which allows law enforcement agencies to get their hands on DOD technology, and the Bush-era War on Terror, American police have received a startling amount of h...

That's about the same time the Bush administration transferred massive amounts of military hardware to American police.
fee.org/articles/the...

05.11.2025 14:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Even on the Ohio/Kentucky border?

05.11.2025 14:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

South Park deserves a Pulitzer, or maybe a Nobel Prize for Trolling Trump and his cabal.

05.11.2025 13:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This reminds me of General Brewster failing to discover that the virus was Skynet ,, and John and Kate arrive too late to stop him from activating it.

Do not let AI control air traffic!

05.11.2025 12:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I guess this is when Democrats compromise on the budget?

05.11.2025 02:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Did they bring in a ballistics expert with a computer simulation of the sandwich exploding on the officer's chest with onion and mustard condiment spatter analysis?

05.11.2025 02:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 14    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The Condiment

The Condiment

05.11.2025 01:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I'm not feeling the joy I thought I would. I guess it's because others have risen to power who are much worse.

04.11.2025 16:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

His mayonnaise levels look low.

04.11.2025 14:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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General Wesley Clark "Seven Countries in Five Years" [2007]
YouTube video by L33T GUY General Wesley Clark "Seven Countries in Five Years" [2007]

It's not "either, or." Sure Dick was a war criminal. The Iraq and Afghanistan wars were many things for many purposes, some of which failed.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eo6u...

04.11.2025 13:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That's not entirely true. The 20 years of war was a training ground in urban warfare for our soldiers to get radicalized and eventually provide ICE and Border Patrol and police departments with a well-trained right-wing army. I realized this in 2012.

04.11.2025 12:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 62    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I recall a story from 1970/80 where Cuba emptied their asylums and put the basket cases on boats to America.

I guess Trump is recycling crap he heard years ago.

04.11.2025 02:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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This is the stuff of dreamsโ€”but also absolutely necessary!!!!๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿ‘‡

04.11.2025 01:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 16    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

She was really bombed
And I was really blown away
Until I asked her what she wanted
And this is what she had to say

A pearl necklace
She want a pearl necklace
She want a pearl necklace

ZZ Top - Pearl Necklace

04.11.2025 00:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Mike Johnson: โ€˜My Christian Faith Is More About Not Jacking Off Than Feeding The Poorโ€™

Mike Johnson: โ€˜My Christian Faith Is More About Not Jacking Off Than Feeding The Poorโ€™

Mike Johnson: โ€˜My Christian Faith Is More About Not Jacking Off Than Feeding The Poorโ€™

03.11.2025 22:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 29695    ๐Ÿ” 7831    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 874    ๐Ÿ“Œ 511
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This makes me ask, What's in Ivana's coffin along with her ashes?

03.11.2025 16:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hitler stole his ideas from Jim Crow and the KKK. It's the Circle of Hate.

03.11.2025 15:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

History warned them.

03.11.2025 14:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Saw that coming.

03.11.2025 14:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hakeem Jeffries' face needs to go.

03.11.2025 13:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

How many bounty hunters will have a bounty on them.

03.11.2025 13:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Fat, so fat.

03.11.2025 13:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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