Shawna - SmartAsstro 🍑

Shawna - SmartAsstro 🍑

@smartasstro.bsky.social

TL=🪐; Decan walking! Readings ➡️Pay what you want 📧 smartasstro@gmail.com

390 Followers 374 Following 151 Posts Joined Oct 2024
8 months ago
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Give ya girl a quick read.

Bite size chunks just for you!

smartasstro.substack.com/i/166890526/...

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8 months ago

While bombing Iran is bad for Trump’s poll numbers, starting a war and creating chaos is good for Trump as an authoritarian. Authoritarians exploit chaos to claim emergency powers, deploy the military domestically, and undermine free and fair elections.

These attacks must be viewed from this lens.

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8 months ago

Did all #cancerrisings sleep through the news? 😭

Just me?
#tiredsoul #ww3 #dreamlandisbetter

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9 months ago

Oh no! It got you & the dog! 🫤

My husband picked THEE perfect time for grilling. But really, who *doesn't* like their weiner covered in dust?

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9 months ago
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Twinning!

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11 months ago

The accuracy & the cuteness (but still savage!) of our fabulous lil romp of otters.

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11 months ago

It's always fun to talk Venus things with Sonia!!! ❣️✨️💚

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11 months ago
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Aries II - Who wears the Crown? The hesitation before the leap.

smartasstro.substack.com/p/aries-ii-w...

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11 months ago
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The new episode of the Astrology Weekly Update is now out with @smartasstro.bsky.social . We start with an overview of the month’s astrology. I am certainly looking forward to two Venusian lunations after the month of March and the personal planets turning direct.

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11 months ago

Facts!

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11 months ago
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Aries I The Pioneer

A day late and a dollar short... but it makes sense.

smartasstro.substack.com/p/aries-i

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1 year ago
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1 year ago
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Eclipses Workshop Spring 2025 - Asteri Sofia Kairos's Ko-fi Shop 🌑 Eclipse Portals 2025: Fate, Flow & Transformation – A 3 hour live workshop with a workbook and breakout session. Explore the March eclipses, past c...

On March 12, I will be joining my Asteri Sofia Kairos sisters @celestiaastrology.bsky.social @ecstaticastro.bsky.social @smartasstro.bsky.social and @practicalastros.bsky.social ⚕️ in leading an eclipse workshop. You can sign up for the event at ko-fi.com/s/086c85885e to attend live.

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1 year ago

Sometimes it’s clearer how much weight your timelord was pulling in its exaltation when it’s exiled and stationing retrograde. Feels like my brain is missing most of its happy chemicals

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1 year ago
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I heart Tina Smith.

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1 year ago
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Not my boss asking "are you ok?" During my exact lunar return. It's just my face! 😆
#rbf

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1 year ago
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a pregnant woman is laying on a couch and saying " i was sabotaged by my baby box " ALT: a pregnant woman is laying on a couch and saying " i was sabotaged by my baby box "

I want to support but I absolutely do not want to like this!

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1 year ago
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Practical Astros Talks Tarot YouTube video by Practical Astros

I was able to interview one of my early tarot teachers, Madelyn of Contemporary Tarot. We talked about her tarot journey, practice, sabbatical & “Best Course of Action” that she gives on her own channel. Thanks for hanging with me in your Hanged Man year, Madelyn!
youtu.be/BLZZrW3ZMlM?...

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1 year ago
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david bowie is exhausted from living up to your expectations in labyrinth . ALT: david bowie is exhausted from living up to your expectations in labyrinth .

The Labyrinth is not merely a prison; it is an initiatory chamber where identity is tested, and the worthy are reborn.

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1 year ago
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We've made it to the Labyrinth! Welcome to Pisces season friends.

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1 year ago
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toothless from how to train your dragon says blep in front of a forest ALT: toothless from how to train your dragon says blep in front of a forest

Next stop: dragons!

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1 year ago

Purrfection

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1 year ago
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a man in a tuxedo says i said i love you * ALT: a man in a tuxedo says i said i love you *

Not me watching the Bridget Jones series while Mars prepares to station in Cancer.
Also pulled the 9 of Swords today, May 31 to June 9 Gemini II, ruled by Mars.
#Lawyer

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1 year ago
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Why, yes. I do believe when your hands are full of grocery bags that carrying four boxes of girl scout cookies does count as the Tower. The requirements have been fulfilled. ✨️

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1 year ago
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Who's doing the discord thing in Nechepso land?

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1 year ago
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Life got rocked hard this week.

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1 year ago

I just LOVE this deck. 🥰

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1 year ago
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MLK Jr. I made the image.

Inauguration Day. I'm praying for peace.

I pulled the Hermit. Introspection.

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1 year ago
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"Time to turn a light on the unknown" says the Sun in Aquarius I

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1 year ago
Chris Brennan holding up a booklet, which is covered with images of a cartoon sun, the planet Pluto, and the symbol for Aquarius. He is asking "Wait a minute: what is this? Oh my God, it's" and this is completed for the meme as "Pluto conjoining the sun in Aquarius for the first time in our lives!"

#astrosphere

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