Drake

So next month, Discord will be asking users to upload gov IDs or take videos for their facial recognition AI to estimate age.

Incidentally, people have tested this AI already 5-6 months ago, and fooled it using Garry's Mod and a character model with a really old face.

Block instantly.

Brag about it

Got you beat, started hating everyone 30 minutes before my shift started cuz some lady in the breakroom kept loudly going "Oooh, yummy!" every time someone pulled out food. Right as the shift before me went to lunch.

Every. Fucking. Time.

Ahhh, you make me feel old. 😌

December 31st / January 1st

Waita-

Happy birthday!

The bar is low, tbh.

Now for my favorite game, "Let's see who of the people whose birthdays I keep saved on my calendar can remember a simple date like The Day After Christmas."

I can understand BBQ sauce. It adds a nice smokey sweetness.

But ketchup...?

A variation of the Connect Four game cover titled Connect Two, depicting Nina Tucker and her dog from Full Metal Alchemist.

Oh you mean,

Just tell them you're not a valid selection because you hate cops and can't be impartial.

Felt

You're probably right to, but what'd he do?

I love when devs know their audience.

a woman is sitting on a bed with her hands on her face and the words `` pretends to be shocked '' above her . Alt: a woman is sitting on a bed with her hands on her face and the words `` pretends to be shocked '' above her .

Friend: "People who think [Silksong] is hard clearly haven't played Dark Souls."
Me: "Most of the complaints I see are about the platforming, actually."
Friend: -scoffs-

1 hour later,

Friend: "I TAKE BACK EVERYTHING I SAID ABOUT THE DIFFICULTY"
Me: "Are you dying to-"
Friend: "THE PLATFORMING"
Me:

-GASP-

Just woke up, saw this, was like "What's he talking about," opened Twitter...

"... Huh."

When we talk about how "Magneto was right," this is why -- here he is, correctly predicting how this is going to go. It starts with dehumanizing; then that leads to tracking; tracking leads to arrests; arrests lead to camps; camps lead to genocide.

A BABYYYYYYY

You had ONE job 😃

Omg I was just thinking that last night!!

I can hear it in her voice.

The thing that's scariest about Trumpers, is that every month, the wheat is cut from the chaff.

He's losing centrists over Epstein? Podcasters over his low approval? Cool.

I just watched a debate where a Trumper cheerfully admitted to being a fascist and WAS APPLAUDED FOR IT.

They just CONDENSE.

I mean, why waste good hotel room lighting?

Poor Alphie. I'm so sorry for your loss, and I can only imagine what you must be going through.

It helps to remember that dogs don't share human customs about death, and you didn't disappoint him at all by not being there.

He would just remember he had a happy life with you. Take comfort in that.

Woke up to find out my Instagram got banned because their automated defense system got mad that I... share posts too often.

Yay.

So beautiful 😍

I just think it's really sexy of me to have never used ChatGPT or any of those AI "Art" generators.

The only AI I've so far knowingly been in contact with (against my will) is that summary at the top of Google results which I usually ignore because it's less reliable than Wikipedia 90% of the time.