trying to think up a new fun and flirty way to go insane, the ways I've been insane lately are fine and all but I feel like I need to try something different
10.02.2026 03:31 โ ๐ 15 ๐ 2 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0@moonstruckmagejess.bsky.social
not the best but still good i guess | โจpro-forced birthers can eat my assโจ | ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ| BLM | she/her
trying to think up a new fun and flirty way to go insane, the ways I've been insane lately are fine and all but I feel like I need to try something different
10.02.2026 03:31 โ ๐ 15 ๐ 2 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0i am mercifully normie-passing. im really only like 10% freak compared to the much higher freak percentages around me. but you gotta remember that to The Enemy there's no difference between 10% freak and 100% freak so always stand by your freaks
08.02.2026 23:36 โ ๐ 136 ๐ 41 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 2loot does not drop upon defeating me. the developers didn't expect anyone to attack me, i am so vulnerable, and only trying to help. why did you raise your sword? for material gain? i would give you anything i have if you had only asked. i did not ask to be in this game, i did not ask to have 6hp.
08.02.2026 00:55 โ ๐ 4655 ๐ 1324 ๐ฌ 38 ๐ 45I also like the rule of, โYouโre Mad That You Canโt Do It Doesnโt Mean Itโs Illegalโ
08.02.2026 04:54 โ ๐ 53 ๐ 4 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 1Heathcliff and the boy in the red shirt are pondering a small mousetrap on the ground. Just around the corner is an enormous mouse, maybe ten feet tall, watching them. They do not see it. The boy says: "I just want love".
On Mastodon there's a bot which once an hour takes a randomly selected "Heathcliff" strip and randomly assigns it a caption from a randomly selected comment on "PornHub".
masto.ai/@HourlyPornh...
I am haunted by this one.
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05.02.2026 11:58 โ ๐ 699 ๐ 189 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 1but sometimes anchovy in it and if you're allergic to it D:
source: FOUND OUT THE HARD WAY SOB
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31.01.2026 13:17 โ ๐ 90 ๐ 26 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Thinkinge of askinge Chat GPT a questioun about your plannes, thoughtes, ideas? Trye a tarot deck ynstead. Cheaper, bettir for the environment, bettir resultes, not evil.
31.01.2026 20:48 โ ๐ 1397 ๐ 400 ๐ฌ 31 ๐ 9Skeleton robes dagger handle with worked cover and metal
Part 8 of 200 in historically interesting things to inspire your ttrpg
A rare dagger for esoteric rituals from France, mid 19th Century
And you will have to wait for more tomorrow
The HEB Water Aisle
Austin, Texas
1/22/26
Girl Iโm bored letโs consolidate bus stops
22.01.2026 03:00 โ ๐ 25 ๐ 4 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0A sphinx attempts to catch a harpy in her claws. The harpy looks deeply unamused.
Enrichment is so important
22.01.2026 03:08 โ ๐ 2238 ๐ 389 ๐ฌ 7 ๐ 0I found this TTRPG called Pumpkin Spice, where you play a coven of witches running a cafe and protecting the magic of the area. It looks super cozy and has a couple of queer influences. Paid with Simz's adorable lesbian witches, this looks like to be a cool premise.
www.backerkit.com/call_to_acti...
Up at 5am? Again? In this economy?
21.01.2026 10:00 โ ๐ 108 ๐ 4 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 1edit of you wouldn't download a car old meme says you wouldn't go to sleep.
10.03.2025 05:26 โ ๐ 952 ๐ 254 ๐ฌ 22 ๐ 25this is Minnesotan for "I am mad enough to bite through rebar"
15.01.2026 03:03 โ ๐ 7875 ๐ 1717 ๐ฌ 40 ๐ 18Shout-out to Wrecktangle Pizza, Smitten Kitten, Litoโs Burritos and all the other LynLake businesses stepping up for our community right now. Thank you for reminding all of us what makes our neighborhood and Minneapolis great.
13.01.2026 14:42 โ ๐ 110 ๐ 30 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0FINAL FANTASY VI
12.01.2026 11:16 โ ๐ 163 ๐ 57 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0as an artist, I basically live by this ancient tumblr post, and I'm not kidding.
12.01.2026 03:31 โ ๐ 2447 ๐ 1095 ๐ฌ 13 ๐ 16weโre in the vetโs office waiting room and they just called for Agamemnon. we all looked at the Great Dane but it turns out Agamemnon is an orange kitten in a backpack that makes him look like an astronaut cheese puff
11.01.2026 17:27 โ ๐ 19041 ๐ 3379 ๐ฌ 293 ๐ 188Happy Birthdayย to us! ๐ย
The University of Glasgow is 575 years old today. We have been changing the world since 1451!ย
This year we will be celebrating the centuries of impact of UofG, while looking towards to the future, with our #TeamUofG community around the world.
#UofG575
a peggle blast screenshot saying โAllow Peggle Blast to make and manage phone calls?โ and the poster saying โyou know what, sure, peggle make phone calls who gives a shit anymoreโ. the tweet is from 2019
what this week feels like to me
07.01.2026 09:58 โ ๐ 369 ๐ 60 ๐ฌ 3 ๐ 4This fish looks like they're vibing real hard ๐ถ
06.01.2026 14:11 โ ๐ 207 ๐ 30 ๐ฌ 7 ๐ 0UFO witch!
07.01.2026 05:29 โ ๐ 96 ๐ 27 ๐ฌ 4 ๐ 0She has boss battle vibes the more I look at her
05.01.2026 19:07 โ ๐ 14 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0a favorite of mine
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