I hate when highly educated TV characters talk to the cops without a lawyer. Fucks up 80% of the television I watch. DTF is the latest.
Let him talk as long as he wants. It's his last one.
"Terrible Businessman is Terrible at Business"
We will get thru this. We reclaim our democracy and ALL our rights. We will never cave in. We will find countless ways to say “ no”to this regime. We will elect a leader who loves a free America
When guys tell each other “I’m here if you wanna’ talk,” they’re usually simultaneously walking backwards out of the room.
My wife wanted to start an Only Fans. I’m like, “Yeah, I’m your only fan. That’s the only fan you’re allowed to have. That’s the deal we made. There’s paper work.”
The President of The United States of America is convicted of sexual assault in civil court, and in The Epstein Files, and I’m over here unemployed watching my mouth making sure I don’t say anything even the least bit sexist.
Why won’t my phone make me happy?
Happy Friday The 13th!
Realistic puking in:
-The Pitt: S2 Ep6
-Send Help
There should be a website that is just a list of realistic vomiting scenes in movies and television.
Got called "Sir" at the weed store. So disrespectful.
I’m starting to feel like I’m in a Black Mirror episode where some paper work I signed to do Comics Unleashed in 2007 has me subject to a Truman Show type simulation in which the douche bag with a combover from The Apprentice becomes The US’s version of Kim Jong Un.
Not worth the $600!
Great show!
Fun fact: The divorce scene in the Kid Rock show was an actual divorce showing a wife leaving her conservative husband.
Green Day will make some new ones tomorrow.
Yo, Congress! Step in whenever you start to get embarrassed for our country. Not yet? Really? Cool.
“This post would basically get anyone at any other job fired immediately”
-Jack White
I need a break, but I’m broke.
i'm stand-upping at the THROCKMORTON THEATRE in Mill Valley tomorrow night (Tuesday) if you're into that sort of thing
Best thing for your blood pressure is scrolling Bluesky while watching The Pitt.
I gotta' be honest, the work strike is gonna' be pretty easy for me.
The Full Charge Power Hour Podcast Ep. 84 “White Christmas”
youtu.be/ULA5Bbb9gyg?...
My job takes up all my time, and I’m unemployed.
Check me at The La Jolla Comedy Store Jan 28th.
www.showclix.com/event/dusted...
@un.org You up?
The Full Charge Power Hour Podcast Ep. 84 “White Christmas”
podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...
I can’t believe a bunch of people thought, “Let’s vote for Darth Vader.”
