Iran is only shutting down the Strait of Hormuz *because* Donald Trump launched this wholly unnecessary operation. These people are so stupid.
I don't remember this fight, but it's wild this is a 46-year-old Nolan Ryan beating this dude down. The announcers are astonished. Thanks for sharing @andrewaydin.bsky.social .
I had to look it up: this is when I was obsessed with Greg Maddux and John Smoltz as pitchers. '93 Braves were amazing.
Do NOT mess with the pitcher.
There will be blueberries.
Vandy’s about to knock Florida out of the SEC tournament—
Notice to those of you who have access to the administration, timing the release of your tell-all books: Tick-tock. If you wait too long, there won't be anybody left to read them.
Folks, we need to talk about Steve Marshall. Alabama’s AG keeps trying to execute people who didn’t kill anybody. And now he’s running for the US Senate.
Thank you @iamwesmoore for your support of my campaign, but more importantly for the example you have set as Gov. of Maryland. Governors can make a positive difference in the lives of their constituents. You have. I will. Thank you!
Reform school for the rich.
We got spirit, yes we do. We got spirit, how ‘bout YOU?
Sorry, is that a pocket square, or is he wearing his good conduct medals on his jacket?
This is the point where the little boy flips over the game board, storms outside, and kicks the neighbor's dog.
That's the correct question. We're stuck at point A.
I’d like a moment with him, plz
This bill would need 60 votes in the Senate, which it won't get, but my god is it insulting. "Congress must act now to protect the health and safety of women.”
Women need protection from creeps like Josh Hawley trying to force them to give birth
See, as a child, he was banned from school excursions, so he wouldn't know.
Seems like he should have known the size of their Navy, yeah?
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Suits. All of them Suits.
There has to be something in the DSM about this—I had a supervisor once who gave me clothes that she bought and didn’t want any more. I didn’t want them either. And she expected me to wear them or explain why I didn’t. “I dropped them off at Goodwill. I thought that was best.”
This is how all my nightmares begin now
The only way I can square these Q/A exchanges is to watch a basketball game on tv/listen to the same game on radio:
What I see: flagrant foul; Jovic lands on the floor under the goal
What I hear: And Pettiford drains the three!
And she's thinking, I still gotta clean up the kitchen
Under the tyrannical rule of the MAGA regime, the United States is actively committing crimes against humanity and war crimes around the world and fascist republicans are in full support of it.
The American people have sacrificed enough. Stop the war. Tax the billionaires.
Barack Obama honoring Jesse Jackson: Because of his courage, his audacity, that that two decades later, a young black senator from Chicago's South Side would even be taken seriously as a candidate for the presidential nomination.
Obama is so good. Miss this man.
Super excited. Super excited. Pretty neat.
Yeah, but see, this is different…
Metamucil, dude. That’ll keep you going for the show.
The Commitments. The Full Monty. Quackser Fortune Has a Cousin in the Bronx.
