mic

I will acknowledge that she is a phenomenal vocalist and a great storytelling lyricist

But I’m calling her Karen Underwood from here on out😬🤷‍♀️

Today I am especially grateful for friends who think my friendship is worth maintaining, even if I fuck up sometimes💖

I have little to no patience for people who go through life without considering other people, like okay I get you want to be first in line but how did that blind you to someone already being there

Hey Janet, if you see this, I love ya

(I still love ya if you don't see it)

The dentist was fine and now I actually have an appointment to FINALLY get my wisdom teeth out😭😭😭

In a surprising plot twist: I survived a normal adult interaction

I hate insurance and I hate that this has become the norm in America this is ass

There’s no faster track to a panic attack for me than dealing with fucking insurance (today it’s dental)

…and I personally wouldn’t trust that one with my dog if I’m being 100% honest

the manager of the last job I worked will comment on fb posts, only recommending one of their groomers (her bestie) when they have three

and they thought I only quit bc of the owner lol

Yes FINALLY 🙌 there’s even more I have to fill you in on lol

If anyone needs grooming for their dog or a nail trim for their cat lmk, I am hurting for money bad 😅

My shitty manager (who just got fired) stopped caring about filling my schedule and I’ve officially made $750 less (YTD) than I did at this time last year

Which is so cool, being a new home owner and having car problems🤘

I just want to feel like I matter to people

Whoops I’m sad again 🤪

Reminder that it is not only okay to punch nazis, but it’s actually our obligation

I’m feeling v punchy today

The real MVP of yesterday’s game was Kendrick’s shit-eating grin 😂

CRAZY
SCARY
SPOOKY
HILARIOUS

I’m so mad that I found out too late about the Kendrick Lamar/ SZA concert in the cities that’s TWO DAYS after my birthday

I am just so ready for it to be warm so I can hang out in my backyard all day

I think the guys at jiffy lube are judging me and they honestly have every right to do so😅

My cat has hyperthyroidism😭
Poor baby lost 3 pounds in 6 months

Ayyyy my cholesterol lowering medication is working!

I’m so depressed right now I have no idea what to do or how to help myself

Someone remind Kirk Cousins he isn’t supposed to be throwing to the Vikings anymore 😂

Suprise, surprise, Hozier won again 😅

I can’t get my washing machine into the basement because it doesn’t fit with this hand rail in the way and the handrail won’t come off with a screwdriver OR a drill and in case you’re wondering, hitting it with a hammer for several minutes didn’t work either

Ayyyy if anyone is willing to let me use their washer and dryer while I wait to get mine set up that would be fucking siiiiiick

Otherwise I might have to be stinky 😭

Babies first clean face 🥲 having the clippers in your face can be very scary but Teddy was a perfect angel 😇