A guy named Elliott

A guy named Elliott

@ellyitt.bsky.social

NC tested, ATL approved. Currently obsessed with media history, the CFB playoff, Quinn Ewers, and my PS5. A Tar Heel born, married to a Duke lifer. @bigbuddyphil.bsky.social for cat pics) (🐬 🐏 πŸŸπŸ‘·πŸΌβ€β™‚οΈπŸ΄πŸ“Έ)

33 Followers 75 Following 71 Posts Joined Nov 2024
7 hours ago

@espn.com hey y'all, the page to link Spectrum and ESPN on set-top boxes is broken currently. It works great elsewhere, but is kicking me to a customer service page every time I try to link my parents' login. Any suggestions?

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1 week ago
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Definitely the only one on the beach listening to M.O.P. @edsbs.bsky.social

Feels weird being the up early guy on a golf trip.

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1 week ago
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@cornpuzzle.bsky.social @darthamin.bsky.social @talkhoops.bsky.social I'm on a golf trip and my host asked me to throw on something and all I could think was...

..."what kind of deal?"

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3 weeks ago
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I have a penchant for reading internally in the imagined (or in this case, actual) voice of the author or character involved in dialogue.

I heard @darthamin.bsky.social's voice as soon as I read "film noir?" followed by Mayes' "film noir!"

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2 months ago
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a man in a white shirt with a dolphin on it says " i don t know about you but " ALT: a man in a white shirt with a dolphin on it says " i don t know about you but "

Waking up to seeing that #IUFootball and Coach Cignetti let Mendoza run for enough yards to cash his over (while up by a hundred points) and realizing that your round of golf at Tot Hill tomorrow is gratis?

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2 months ago

Man, I'm over here beating the drum for Pep Guardiola in Miami.

The Dolphins, to be specific

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2 months ago

Never seen gambling lines jump so fast in my life #CFBPlayoff

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2 months ago
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@edsbs.bsky.social @celebrityhottub.bsky.social @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social
L O Fucking L

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2 months ago

#ARCRaiders folks: are we doxxing shitty players that camp elevators?

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2 months ago

He just took that sack to atone for all my sins

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2 months ago

It appears that Indiana football is just a user-controlled team on Heisman difficulty

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2 months ago

@edsbs.bsky.social I'm doing an existing conditions survey in Chapel Hill hearing podcasts fawn over Chambliss' arm angles, I just thought about Steve Taneyhill and his ridiculously vertical release.

That's it, throwback college football memories taking place of actual work

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2 months ago

Absolutely. I saw Miami blow a 17pt lead in person this year at Carolina, and it was fascinating to see the same wide-open windows in the first half be full of linebackers in the second half.

That alternate view on Amazon is a great way to watch the game and see route trees and whatnot. I'm a fan!

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2 months ago
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Me when I see that lineup the day after Xmas and I'm a "first half goalscorer" market kinda punter...

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2 months ago

Big time. I prefer it to every other viewing option, in part because it made Tua look pretty damn shifty in the pocket and we all know that's hard to see from the traditional angle

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2 months ago

@shutdownfullcast.bsky.social @hollyanderson.bsky.social I'm working on Bird Notice stuff right this minute. Kinda want to just use AI but I'm still paying for the @adobe.com subscription at work...

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2 months ago
My Fantasy Premier League team, including Haaland at captain (of course) and a slew of ballers in the mediocampo.

Looking for a strong finish to the season since I have shit the bed two years in a row and blown podium finishes by doing stinker tinkers to my chagrin.

Been up for an hour or so because I had to set my roster for #FabtasyEPL and it turns out that I now coincidentally have almost the exact midfield I saw suggested on @theathletic.com

Maybe that's a good thing? I don't have the stones to captain anyone but Haaland...show me your squads, y'all! #EPL

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2 months ago

Nailed it βœ…

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2 months ago

Wow, that's a big, golden duck!!!

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3 months ago

He said first, not sexiest

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3 months ago

Surprised that 9 didn't kick that ball through the end zone in the midst of a #Shiddy

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3 months ago

@pablo.show I've been reading this Halberstam book called "The Powers That Be" and I'll just say, I appreciate your choice of employment.

I once had a similar motivation that got nuked when I left college early, but I've come to the realization that I would prefer not to sit idle and watch this πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯

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3 months ago
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@jeremytache.bsky.social psst...in case you find yourself in Carrboro, NC at the PTA thrift shop...

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3 months ago
A coworker who doesn't care about UNC football happened to see Belichick with a fat stack of scrilla at the Harris Teeter. Hilarity ensues. 

The green text is in lieu of their actual name.

@hollyanderson.bsky.social @edsbs.bsky.social @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social etc

Y'all, I just got this group text from my "sportsball" homie in charge of field crews at my firm in Chapel Hill and I'm wheezing at the roll of duckets Homeslice unleashed at the @harristeeter.bsky.social

#ChapelBill

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3 months ago

I will quietly whisper IPTV to anyone who will listen. I'll never go back to porn turkey popups and RealPlayer streaming quality 🀫

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3 months ago
Some Smithfield Fried chicken and barbecue, with Miller Lite and Hot Ones hot sauce to make it right with the world. 

Got the SEC Championship in the background, which is taking place just miles from a previous workplace in Atlanta ✌🏼

Had a bunch of grand plans for the weekend, including a bunch of driving and shopping...

...until I saw the way and slapped that Smithfield in the oven while enjoying the #SECChampionship #BBQ #NC #Bama #Georgia #SEC #Football

#hotones #millerlite #Scotts etc...its πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯

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3 months ago

@lebatardshow.bsky.social

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3 months ago

Watching Frazier make hot snakes faces but then slamming into a crowd of actual gargantuans with aplomb a few minutes later is the duality of football in a nutshell

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3 months ago

I'll show you how to find and purchase houses to flip, right here in Raleigh-Durham!

And if I'm not licensed in your state, that's okay.

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3 months ago
I have a plastic tin of ZYNs in the 6mg, "Spiced Cider" variety, which are less brutal than their typically hotter cousins in the mint/menthol varieties.

It rests upon a copy of "Dave Pelz's Short Game Bible" which is a book about golf and the five separate games in which it resides.

My rescue cat named Scallop is "shrimp curledℒ️" in the background and should generally be ignored.

#ZYN Spiced Cider 6mg pouches seem to be closer to 4mg, possibly a 4.20mg. definitely not as hot as the 6mg cinnamon (Zynammon) which are playing more like 7.10mg if I'm keeping it πŸ’―)

I'd put the Mojito and Citrus into the same boat when it comes to calculated vs. actual impact.

#zynfluencer sorry

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