Jeff Clark

Jeff Clark

@clarkanoid.bsky.social

Improviser, comedian, maker of things and bad puns.

43 Followers 19 Following 38 Posts Joined Oct 2023
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Sir Ian McKellen performing a monologue from Shakespeare’s Sir Thomas More on the Stephen Colbert show. Never have I heard this monologue performed with such a keen sense of prescience. Nor have I ever been in this exact historical moment.TY Sir Ian, for reaching us once again.
#Pinks #ProudBlue

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8 months ago

It was the best of bits, it was the… blurst of bits?!?

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9 months ago
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Christchurch’s Parakiore sports centre to cost $500m, Crown reveals Previously kept secret, the final cost will be double the original forecast sum.

Tell me again why the arts sector was scrapping over and having to repeatedly justify less than 10% of this amount of this for the performing arts precinct www.thepress.co.nz/nz-news/3606...

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1 year ago

PSA:

1. If you are not silly, it is vital you become silly

2. If you are silly, you must stay silly

2. If you used to be silly but have stopped, you must make all efforts to return to silliness

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Someone made a Wiley E. Coyote style painted wall to see if Tesla’s autopilot would detect it and well…

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Yup. Still want to do Kell’s Vengeance but ticked off every other activity!

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Meet New Zealand’s 84-year-old kite influencer Jim Nicholls and his kites are a regular fixture at New Brighton beach. But to appreciate the full scale of his collection, you need to see his YouTube.

Alex Casey's profile for The Spinoff of an 80-something-year-old kite enthusiast / influencer on a windy day at New Brighton beach is delightfully wholesome a++++ would kite again thespinoff.co.nz/pop-culture/...

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Submissions close Jan 13 ready the treaty impact assessment if you want to go hard TikTok video by Riana Te Ngahue

The "Regulatory Standards Bill" brings ACT's sneaky, slimy, greedy racism to the forefront yet again.

NZ's regulations are world leading.
This bill will gut our regulations, expedite them for quick corporate cash, & scrap Te Tiriti provisions.

National supports it.

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1 year ago

OoooOOOOOoooh!

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1 year ago

Watching Muppet Christmas Carol, as one does, and struck with a warm feeling about humanity. Not because of Christmas, but because a person wrote this story, and a hundred years later other people painstakingly created a version of it with puppets and miniatures and film

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1 year ago

Live and Let Hive

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1 year ago
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I aspire to be this eloquent. #toitūtetiriti

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1 year ago

I just don’t get it.

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1 year ago

Mad that the only truly bipartisan position between National and Labour is: "We refuse to implement the solution that even the international institutions of finance say would solve a huge fucking problem with our economy because Quinovic would get mad at us"

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The last couple of years have given me the tools I’m probably going to need to navigate the next couple of years.

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The Royal Fakespeare Company

Got a great review for a show i did with some top improvisers www.theatreview.org.nz/production/t...

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1 year ago

Have a little jolt, as a treat #nzeq

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1 year ago

I can live with it.

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1 year ago

Remember the ad National used a few years ago of a bunch of people in a tiny boat rowing but not getting anywhere? Not sure why that occurs to me right now…

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1 year ago

Oh I should let myself be vulnerable? Sounds like something my enemy would say

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1 year ago

Bought a blender at 4pm. Daughter decided to make smoothie at 10pm. Lid cap fell into rotating blades first press of the button. Hoping warranty covers this.

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1 year ago
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Jack Tame: Huge loss of journalism jobs harms us all Analysis: Journalism lost more jobs this week than at any other point in New Zealand history, writes Jack Tame.

‘in New Zealand in 2006 there were more than 4000 journalists operating in New Zealand.
Once the current job losses are all realised, there will be fewer than 1500’

Oof. That is appalling, and dangerous for our democracy.
We all know what kind of disinformation will fill the gap.

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1 year ago

Hearing that proposed DOC staff cuts include the role of Chief Science Advisor. Genuinely speechless at how bad this is

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1 year ago

Working at my old Primary School and it’s disturbing how much things have changed (and how much bigger it is)

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1 year ago
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I Dune it 2 myself.

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1 year ago

I will give that a try!

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1 year ago

What a cunch of bunts.

thespinoff.co.nz/politics/18-...

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