Mye Falcone

What an absolutely charming cat! I am entranced by his/her dewclaws. Are they as pronounced as I'm noticing, or do I have a grainy observation? Truly lovely cat!

Aftyn Behn revelations deal blow to Democrat hopes of winning Tennessee Resurfaced videos of Behn, a state legislator, may prove problematic for her campaign.

Tennessee isn’t just rejecting Democrats—it’s rejecting candidates with authentic voices and all their vertebrae.

Behn isn’t pre-packaged and she’s not here to coddle pawpaw or his cornflakes.

Flip the ticket.

www.newsweek.com/aftyn-behn-r...

Power can seat people together, but it can't make them America’s couple.

TY very much @katarinakriz.bsky.social!

We used to bet on horse races. Now the horse is democracy—pungently unsound—and everyone's selling tickets.

Kalshi proves the alt-right agenda: our elections aren't just contested, they're commodified.

As long as it doesn't vaccinate against Golden-age, nostalgically dreamy viruses, they'll consume anything.

Basset Hound with long, floppy ears (being blown by off-camera fan) to give disgruntled and absurd appearance.

Trump Mobile: $100 deposits, no phones, “Made in USA” quietly deleted. Possibly hundreds of thousands collected. Less telecom innovation, more demonstration of how to convert kowtowing loyalty into liquid assets.

www.reuters.com/business/med...

Venezuela accuses US of using ‘narco-terrorism’ allegations to justify ‘regime change’ Venezuelan group known as Cartel of the Suns designated as terrorist organization despite doubts over its existence

We’ve seen this film before: marketed as “curbing communism at the border,” starring pink-slime journalism, propaganda, and a foreign despot conveniently cast as national security.

From Reagan’s cabinet to present day, that cautionary tale now holds office.

www.theguardian.com/world/2025/n...?

Jesse Watters' Parents Allow Conditional Thanksgiving Attendance More excited for party favors than their own kid

New piece in time for Turkey Day.

Fictional news. Political satire. Social absurdities rendered with Onion-level pitch and Falcone-level damage.

detritusarchive.substack.com/p/jesse-watt...

A light-skinned adult man with curly hair sits holding a teddy bear, looking tired and distant. He has a child's pacifier in his mouth. His expression is blank and emotionally disconnected.

#fictitiousperson #humor #satire

Former Senator Doug Jones in dark suit and tie smiling in a well-lit room.

Alabama literates celebrate proximal and long-term sanguinity.

#notparody #dougjonesforgovernor

Doug Jones is running for Alabama Governor.

No indictments, no fever, no biblical metaphors; just public service.

The state is reportedly confused but cautiously intrigued.

Hope has not been approved for widespread use—but residents are gently testing it in controlled conditions.

Doug Jones is running for Alabama Governor.

No indictments, no fever, no biblical metaphors—just public service.

The state is reportedly confused but cautiously intrigued.

Hope has not been approved for widespread use—but residents are gently testing it in controlled conditions.

Wunderbar! Ich wünsche euch viel Wärme in Deutschland.

Oh nein, das klingt richtig unangenehm—vor allem bei den Temperaturen. Hoffentlich wird es bald wieder warm bei euch.

Federal judge dismisses indictments against Letitia James and James Comey, saying Lindsey Halligan appointment was unlawful | CNN Politics A federal judge dismissed the indictments against former FBI Director James Comey and New York Attorney General Letitia James on Monday.

A federal judge ruled that the prosecutor, Lindsey Halligan, was improperly appointed—therefore had no lawful authority to bring the charges. Essentially wrong signature, bad outcome.

Sometimes, the most powerful motion isn’t dismissal; it’s incompetent appointments.

www.cnn.com/2025/11/24/p...

Posting Fox isn’t endorsement. It’s reconnaissance.

9:42 AM—Minister attempts light ritual over tabby.
9:42 ¼AM—Cat launches first counter-sermon.
9:42 ½ AM—Demon remains unphased. Minister treated for mild scratches and career as Fox pundit.

Filed three noise complaints—one against daylight humidity.

His post received zero likes and one restraining order.

Trump’s Obamacare move blindsides conservatives The White House is poised to propose a two-year extension of Obamacare subsidies with new limits on eligibility.

If Trump’s plan goes through, Obamacare subsidies would end for people making above roughly $109K (single). Many would be effectively priced out.

The plan doesn’t cancel your coverage—it just makes it unaffordable enough that you might cancel it yourself.

www.politico.com/newsletters/...

Really sagagious and solemn quote. Love the avatar 😄

Festive Artifacts, Broadcast Barometers, and the Department of Domestic Sugar Future issues will offer insulin spikes and salt-free remorse

New satire piece: detritusarchive.substack.com/p/festive-ar...

Think Dorothy Parker trapped inside a Weather Channel segment written by Paul Krassner and narrated by a wistful Billy Collins. Then—

rigorously brush with palate cleanser afterwards.

A squirrel standing upright on the ground outdoors—its front paws are tight against its chest. The background shows green plants, grass, and fallen leaves.

Somewhere, a pastor just changed my WiFi password to "blatant antagonist."

#humor #satire #myeohmye

A fluffy white crested chicken stands in a garden setting; its long feathery plumage covers most of its face. Bright flowers in pink, orange, and purple blur softly in the background.

Gated community theater now in molt flavor.
#satire #humor #plumagepolity

Agradeço o follow—sempre bom encontrar companhia com radar bem calibrado.

This is an exceptionally sagacious post. A little akin to leadership isn’t proven by winning power, but by what remains standing after you’ve held it.

Love this album and band. They remind me so much of Catherine Wheel. 😊