Thom Cich

I mean ok but goalies are part of the team so 🤷🏻‍♂️

I laughed quite loudly alone in my basement

WOOF

Batman v Superman. They spent most of the movie building tension and seeding the fight only for it to be completely undercut by “haha I’ve kidnapped your mother now you MUST fight!” just so they could get the save Martha moment and THEN they cram in a terrible version of the Death of Superman. Ugh.

Surely one of the other USA goalie options can do better than this

Seeing a lot of “I’m not nearly as good or useful as Alex Tuch” behavior from some of the USA players.

Every season on Love is Blind the men’s pants get shorter and shorter and I just don’t understand what we’re doing here

A two-panel Little Bubbie Child comic. Top panel is the little bubbie child asking, "Dad, hwat was it like a livin' in the 90s?" Bottom panel is dad responding, "Sometimes you'd open a can a peanuts and they'd come snakes outta there."

Krebs what the hell was that man

So that wasn’t a hook tho?

lol “Quinn lost his footing.” Sure

If we get the Samuelsson ENG for the hat trick tonight I will burn my hotel room down in glee

THRICE!! How is they’re not a producer in his ear just saying “Mattias” literally one time. This is insane

Love how nobody on the broadcast bothers to correct Ferraro when call him Michael Samuelsson TWICE

Samuelsson from his office

What in the absolute hell was that penalty call. If that’s the tone you’re gonna set I better see 20 PPs this game

If only they’d done this 15 years ago so I never would’ve had to hear one second of the John Murphy Show.

Oh no he broke his wrist didn’t he

The Devil Wears Pradeux was right there.

I think the Olympic break should also be the Spend Every Hour of Every Day Trying to Sign Alex Tuch break.

If you get your ass kicked in the zone for that long after the alleged offsides you shouldn’t be able to challenge

That last sentence really got me

Was seriously concerned he broke his arm or something so that’s a relief

I mean did we think there was any universe where the refs called a penalty on the Habs there

As soon as I’m done with Hades II I’m all over this

Everything is bad now

Lindy timeout next stoppage, bud

Get us 10, boys. Heal us.

Ok Sabres we could all go for a nice, smooth, cozy win tonight please and thank you

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