LagoHound

RIP Drew Struzan - a man whose talent and imagination etched onto so many minds throughout the last 40+ years.

His art & posters are some of the first visuals I think of when I think about cinema - an invitation to watch these stories and worlds.

A massive loss 💔

A visa to move here is more than double.

Or theirs. Wish I told Biodad he was a useless cunt (and worse).

Kennedy Curse Sure Taking Its Sweet Time With RFK Jr.

Kennedy Curse Sure Taking Its Sweet Time With RFK Jr.

So much for the ECH option...

I wasn't expecting (only 2 days later!) to see a deepfake/a.i. #Trump as the first one with an erect (tiny) cock (for comedic purposes)...

(Thank you @southparkstudios.bsky.social for pushing the boundaries yet again! Next up : labia!)

It might have been a performer plus a fake head via deepfake.

Paramount executives who’ve been doing everything they can to appease Trump watching the South Park premiere after giving Trey & Matt 1.5 billion a few days earlier.

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South Park, "Sermon On The 'Mount" (Season 27, Episode 1).

HOLY SHIT.

["I CAN CHANGE" MELODY STARTS PLAYING...]

Their site (SPS) says altered content as in A.I., and they've used tech for comedy before.

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As soon as you recommended, I watched. You called it! Golden animated comedy!

They even had the awesome [28 year old?!] musical bed from "I Can Change" in their scenes! 😂

(I can't show the spoiler of who it is, so here's a cute horse.)

I know, strange topic/hill to risk injury on, but don't we want better entertainment?

Not exactly #Goonsky, more #FilmLovers / #Lore / #TV / #Cinema / #PopCulture / #

SG1, True Blood, they paved a rare road of bushy muff on FTA TV.

That's 15 years ago.
(Now you only get rare limp dick & boobs)

I know we have porn, talking bout ACTING/ATMOSPHERE/BELIEVABILITY.

EVERY time I see 2 people in bed post sex, him & her covered from knee to neck, it screams FICTIONAL.

After ERECTIONS, I'll be impressed if they allow ACTUAL CLIT/LIPS/VAGINA on screen.

Be aware, for all of these, talking SCENE SPECIFIC. NOT gratuitous. Not going to be nude at Grandma's 90th.

It'd be for scenes after a party, post wedding, a seedy motel, whatever the scene called for.

We know pop culture plays around with boobs, be it comedic, serious or whatnot.
(E.g.: Venture Bros. Dr. Girlfriend nip slip)

Have you seen ANY male counterpart since Labyrinth (1986) that has male dick bulge or etc.?
(Seems to be full nudity or NADA! ZERO PART/FULL ERECTIONS!)

Almost 40 years!

"For the User!" indeed.

Her Slogan is DEFINITELY "For The User!"...

a colored line art digital painting of a rusty ol junky spasehip zooming through space.

a plastic snap clip for a strap or belt. it has an uncanny resemblance to the previous picture of a spaceship for some reason.

A speedy little clipper ship from the rust belt. 🐱

@realtoddstashwick.bsky.social

To add to that, you got a cool one shot episode! Time travel, Terminators, Tuxes and a dash of Daylight Robbery!
(Not to mention sinister building construction!)

Skynet really miscalculated your trip!

(I'd get a refund! 😄 😉 💜)

Nice job & hope to see you again soon!

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@realtoddstashwick.bsky.social

Hey Todd!

Doing a rewatch of Terminator : TSCC with my missus (second watch ever for me).

She beat me at "Spot The Famous Actor" by spotting "Captain Shaw"! 😄

(To be fair, we both saw you in Picard S3 first! Well, I saw TTSCC first, but with like a 15 year gap! 😂)

It at least saved you from navigating the US right now!

All those years ago, you weren't wrong.

USA is slowly pulling a Rome, circa 476.

(Man, founded 1300 years later, only to repeat the same pattern!)

This is a comic about what Cool Spot is doing in 2024. Told in four parts. Panel one: An aged Cool Spot is woken by his alarm. He looks like absolute shit. Panel two: He puts on his comedically giant sunglasses but they bring him no joy. There is nothing funny about his life in 2024. Panel three: The once moderately popular 7UP mascot makes himself coffee and lights a cigarette. The threat of smoking related illnesses means nothing to him. Does he even have lungs? Panel four: Looking forlornly out of the window of his trailer park home, Cool Spot fantasises about killing Sonic the Hedgehog with a shovel

what happened to 90s video game star COOL SPOT?? This four part comic has the answer

1/4 🧵

Just a little reminder!!! #fizzarolli #fizzyfrog #disabilitypride #disabledcharacter #helluvaboss

Every year is a victory. 💜💋🫂

When's Gluttony and Lust?
I'm horngry. 🍆 🍽️

@shinyruins.bsky.social

Which Pres? Nixon? Regan? Clinton? Bush? Bush Jr.? Trump? Plenty of duds we laugh(ed) @ from overseas.

America's rep's always been pretty shit.

Thankfully, not EVERYONE there's like that. I have plenty of friends/loved ones in USA.

So bad though, I have to TELL PEOPLE that Yanks "aren't all bad".

...how do they know my age?! 😂

That shit happens, they find themselves against the Allied Forces of a different kind.