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I am from New Jersey

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The UPSP is going on LOCKDOWN after workers were deemed NONESSENTIAL

16.02.2026 15:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

video games give you amazing opportunities to do things you can never do in real life

16.02.2026 15:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 902    ๐Ÿ” 313    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

I wish Big Think would get tired of being right

16.02.2026 14:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I wish I could care as much as you do about a comedy act

16.02.2026 00:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

HOW CAN WE EVER TRUST YOU

15.02.2026 22:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If that ain't Devils hockey

15.02.2026 22:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is the fuel that powers the machine that creates One Winged Angel and Dancing Mad

15.02.2026 22:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I know it's the Sun but this is the most dramatic federal holiday reminder I've ever seen

15.02.2026 22:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Going to be honest I get a little more pissed off everytime I see some variation of "wow the dumb hick hogs that watch wrestling even don't like ice"

14.02.2026 19:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 198    ๐Ÿ” 47    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 7

Me when I try to sound smart

14.02.2026 21:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Classic Klob

14.02.2026 19:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Brian got old. Deal with it, old man

14.02.2026 18:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

โ€œMetal Gear Solid 4 has too many cutscenesโ€ as a criticism reminds me of when a friend of mine didnโ€™t like a Daft Punk album because โ€œthe lyrics were bad.โ€ itโ€™s sort of like adopting a cat and then getting mad that itโ€™s not a dog

14.02.2026 13:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 702    ๐Ÿ” 120    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 24    ๐Ÿ“Œ 6
It's the ff7 Midgar Serpent scene and says
"Did Sephiroth know that the DOW is at 50,000?"

It's the ff7 Midgar Serpent scene and says "Did Sephiroth know that the DOW is at 50,000?"

14.02.2026 11:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2004    ๐Ÿ” 521    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 21    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4

This story is a whole ass week old?

14.02.2026 01:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'd take a new basketball game at this point just anything but tennis lol

14.02.2026 01:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The obsession with tennis needs to be studied

14.02.2026 01:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a close up of a person with a clown makeup on their face ALT: a close up of a person with a clown makeup on their face
13.02.2026 22:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Americans talk a lot of shit about things they call evil but America does it with a better PR department

13.02.2026 22:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

These awards have been going on for as long as this stupid discourse

13.02.2026 22:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Wait they actually did release a new Mario tennis game?

13.02.2026 21:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Big Think would be a money factory

13.02.2026 19:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Rising is consistently on sale for like 5 dollars lmao

12.02.2026 23:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Mayo on white?

11.02.2026 20:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I always hit a wall and end up quitting

11.02.2026 18:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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"seems to have the ability to drive a car" implies the Gray Hulk might not actually know how to drive a car but he does it anyway

10.02.2026 20:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yeah whatever prove it

10.02.2026 17:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I can't believe Smooth McGroove is gone

10.02.2026 02:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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he hasn't since the incident

09.02.2026 02:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

All of this is nothing when #BadBunny shows up at wrestlemania to do stuff with the maga company

09.02.2026 01:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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