Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator - Xbox Series X|S -March 26th.
βIβm excited to have someone install this game on console, and hand the controller to a baby. In unrelated news, if a newborn hammering buttons beats my scores, I'm swearing off the stock market forever.β - @writnelson.bsky.social
05.03.2026 14:42 β
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...indeed.
04.03.2026 18:57 β
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The cover image for The Strange Scaffold Cool Things Club. It features the Strange Scaffold Logo, which is a cube held up by, surprisingly, some scaffolding that adds a strange connection to the shape. The cube is now made of wood with moss and small planets growing on it. A sleeping rabbit sits on the top right corner, while a cute little bird looks down from the top left. A fox sits in the bottom left, smiling. There are also the logos for Apple Podcasts, Spotify, YouTube and Amazon Music.
The text art the top of this square says "This Month..." and features pictures representing the Cool Things discussed on the show this month. Top left you see the poster for the Netflix show The Devil's Plan, which shows multiple contenstants looking towards the camera as dice fall around them. To the right of that is a screenshot from the Kairosoft game Dream Town Story, which features a pixel art city and a piece of text that says "James Shan got a treasure! They now have 58!". Below that is the album cover for Ziltoid the Omniscient, which features a Skeksis like creature wearing a cape, holding a cup of coffee and pointing a finger to the air as if he is making a point. This is drawn like a comic book. And to the left of that is a screenshot from the anime May I Ask For One Final Thing? This image features a person in a red dress, wearing studded leather gloves, punching a suited man in the face. People behind them are shocked but this guy totally deserves it.
Episode 8 of The Strange Scaffold Cool Things Club, our podcast, is OUT NOW!
This month @writnelson.bsky.social, Candace and @chrisslight.bsky.social are joined by @composerkirk.bsky.social to discuss
πΉ The Devil's Game
β Ziltoid The Omniscient
π§€ May I Ask For One Final Thing?
ποΈ Kairosoft Games
04.03.2026 17:18 β
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So excited to announce that Strange Scaffold is sponsoring the Frosty Games showcases this year.
The degree to which ANZ teams go above and beyond to not just contribute to the medium, but also better the ecosystem of making games, can't be overstated!
03.03.2026 01:49 β
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i love writing for [REDACTED I AM YOUR BEAST REFERENCE]
03.03.2026 19:46 β
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Completely in love with this write up and this very reasonable read of Wenbill.
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any time we get a surge in people talking about Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator it's either because a streamer has played it or because something so awful has happened with betting markets in the real world that people are like "huh, this is kind of like..."
02.03.2026 21:38 β
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yeah
this is good
02.03.2026 19:30 β
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<3
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Exciting newsβ¦ The Frosty Games team is officially up and running for 2026! βοΈ
This year we're working with two wonderful partners who share our passion for ANZ-made indie games, @nz-code.nz and @strangescaffold.bsky.social! π
02.03.2026 22:03 β
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haha space warlord baby trading simulator is so wild, imagine if we monetized suffering to that degree? crazy stuff
well now to take a big drink of coffee and read this news article about kalshi
01.03.2026 22:39 β
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I clicked like but I didn't like.
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This image shows a person driving a truck on one side, looking terrified at a vision appearing next to them outside their truck. It is a warrior with pointy elf ears, big pink hair clad in a suit of armour. They are looking pretty angry and are pointing at the person in the truck.
βHey, dork! Your magic car sent me into an isekai!β
Truck-kun is Supporting Me From Another World?!, our next game where you play that truck in most isekai, is coming along nicely.
25.02.2026 18:32 β
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Love them
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AMAZING scenes! hahaha thank you for sharing!
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I think -100,000 credits in just five seconds is some kind of record. β¨
Streamed live at twitch.tv/thebakkat!
[ #vtuber #envtuber #spacewarlordbabytradingsimulator ]
10.02.2026 13:44 β
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Text Reads
Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator
Content Update 4
New Mode
Daily Challenges
Refreshing each day at 2 PM GMT / 9 AM ET / 6AM PT
Strange Scaffold, Frosty Pop.
This features the styalised logo for the game, the logos for Strange Scaffold and Frosty Pop along with the head of an alien baby which is being climbed by many besuited aliens clawing and fighting over a briefcase full of money that one alien holds aloft.
This is a screenshot from the Scenarios menu in the game, where you'll find the Daily Challenge listed at the top. You can see the avatar you selected with your name, level, total amount of cash and the "Daily February 25" written next to it.
This is the same screenshot, but the other half! Here, it says "Daily Februrary 26" which is the date right now. NO PROGRESS is written on what would be a progress graph. Then...
Starting funds: $4000
A randomized daily challenge.
You only get one attempt, and back out is failure.
Text reads...
Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator
Post Launch Roadmap
- February 5th (with text saying "out now!" over it) Two (with "three" written over the top of it) new campaigns
- February 12th (with text saying "out now!" over it) A new game mode with a number of challenging scenarios
- February 19th (with text saying "out now!" over it) - Two new Campaigns, More Scenarios and the addition of a daily challenge mode (daily challenge mode has "Out Now!" over the top of it)
- With more to come over two months of free updates.
This features the styalised logo for the game, the logos for Strange Scaffold and Frosty Pop along with the head of an alien baby which is being climbed by many besuited aliens clawing and fighting over a briefcase full of money that one alien holds aloft.
Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator FREE Content Update 4 is OUT NOW!
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New Mode - Daily Challenges
π Contributes to scenarios level
π Three new trophies
π Updates daily at 2 PM GMT / 9 AM ET / 6 AM PT
store.steampowered.com/news/app/364...
26.02.2026 14:29 β
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Ever since I saw this post I keep thinking "we buy three. THROWN OUT OF WINDOW-"
28.02.2026 14:44 β
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a spreadsheet cell containing the words "Sire's Big Table for Daddy"
i love writing for space warlord baby trading simulator
27.02.2026 01:02 β
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I royally biffed today's Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator daily challenge. It was a HARD one!
27.02.2026 19:53 β
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OH FUCK THE DAILIESβΌοΈβΌοΈβΌοΈβΌοΈ space warlord baby trading simulator fans get ready for me to DEMOLISH the competetion
27.02.2026 17:02 β
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Okay, it's happening. Time to try out SPACE WARLORD BABY TRADING SIMULATOR, from the makers of CREEPY REDNECK DINOSAUR MANSION 3 and CO-OP KAIJU HORROR COOKING (not making these up).
26.02.2026 17:45 β
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More baby trading with @kittykitkat030.bsky.social and @corviraptor.bsky.social at 6PM EST today :-)
26.02.2026 21:59 β
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Thank you to the head of @strangescaffold.bsky.social for the support!
Christian Donlan from @theguardian.com calls I AM YOUR BEAST "like Rambo on fast-forward"
Get it now in the Boomer Shooter Spotlight only on digiphile.co
27.02.2026 00:29 β
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YouTube video by GameDeco
Testing TERRIBLE Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator Strategies
I tested 5 TERRIBLE investment strategies for Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator! Did they work?
Watch here: youtu.be/kjNiMkkFGGw?...
Thanks for all the great updates @strangescaffold.bsky.social!
#indiegames #youtube
26.02.2026 16:38 β
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Text Reads
Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator
Content Update 4
New Mode
Daily Challenges
Refreshing each day at 2 PM GMT / 9 AM ET / 6AM PT
Strange Scaffold, Frosty Pop.
This features the styalised logo for the game, the logos for Strange Scaffold and Frosty Pop along with the head of an alien baby which is being climbed by many besuited aliens clawing and fighting over a briefcase full of money that one alien holds aloft.
This is a screenshot from the Scenarios menu in the game, where you'll find the Daily Challenge listed at the top. You can see the avatar you selected with your name, level, total amount of cash and the "Daily February 25" written next to it.
This is the same screenshot, but the other half! Here, it says "Daily Februrary 26" which is the date right now. NO PROGRESS is written on what would be a progress graph. Then...
Starting funds: $4000
A randomized daily challenge.
You only get one attempt, and back out is failure.
Text reads...
Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator
Post Launch Roadmap
- February 5th (with text saying "out now!" over it) Two (with "three" written over the top of it) new campaigns
- February 12th (with text saying "out now!" over it) A new game mode with a number of challenging scenarios
- February 19th (with text saying "out now!" over it) - Two new Campaigns, More Scenarios and the addition of a daily challenge mode (daily challenge mode has "Out Now!" over the top of it)
- With more to come over two months of free updates.
This features the styalised logo for the game, the logos for Strange Scaffold and Frosty Pop along with the head of an alien baby which is being climbed by many besuited aliens clawing and fighting over a briefcase full of money that one alien holds aloft.
Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator FREE Content Update 4 is OUT NOW!
π
New Mode - Daily Challenges
π Contributes to scenarios level
π Three new trophies
π Updates daily at 2 PM GMT / 9 AM ET / 6 AM PT
store.steampowered.com/news/app/364...
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DAILY MISSIONS ARE IN SPACE WARLORD BABY TRADING SIMULATOR TOMORROW!
Not even counting this, we've more than TRIPLED the size of the game in the last month!!
Thank you for trading babies with us!!!
store.steampowered.com/app/3642000/...
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