Mimickee

got sent to the dimensión if lusty old ladies

feeling like a khaby lame mechanism without the khaby or mechanism

i hate when i piss on my balls ☹️

the pumpkin seeds are carving their image into my intestines

i love floor candy!

i love destroying my body for a job thats not worth it

tou ever slap around your cats sack?

dry baby maxxing

why am i getting thirst trap daddies recommended to me

my ear just queefed

indian food is the only food that makes me shit my brains out and come begging for more

my plushie collection so far

i was taking a piss when all of a sudden a filthy cockroach started climbing out of the drain. so i started spraying it with my golden rapids until it stopped moving. i sure did protect that kitchen

i hate peaches 🤬

Just got my ultrasound back. Isnt he just adorable? And he has my eye too! Daddys going to be so proud ☺️

sorry wrong account

Every time I am about to squish a bug I imagine how I would feel if a giant person stepped on me mercilessly, and then I start hoping that they have their smelly feet out…
And then… mfgh

im in love 👄

stuffing my belly button till it stops gushing creamy goodness

i was flossing my teeth and a chunk if plaque flew at the mirror

opened up a lunchly and it squirted on me

how can people have full on conversations with the person next to them while taking a piss in a public bathroom

bitch

ive probably said “kill yourself” more than ive ever said “i love you”

im going to bankrupt myself entirely using plushies

my jeans are soaked in sweat

whats your oobisona?

im the shit load of fuck

its sweating my hog off season

im soooo gassy im barking at both ends