Paul Jackson

God I can't stand the democrats. Folding makes the last 40 days, the suffering people went through, an absolute waste of time. I'm so sick of these losers.

Nobody has asked, but our son's name "Harvey" is short for "Claas Lexion 8900 TerraTrac Combine Harvester".

Harvey, my baby who is happy 95% of the time, has learned a fun new way to cry: SCREAMING.

My hot take is this: I don't really care about the White House. Yeah, he lied when he said he wouldn't damage it. Yes, it is bad that private companies are buying influence by paying for it. But I don't care about the building and Trump is using it as a distraction.

I am so sick of people thinking they can just claim anything is their opinion even if it is something that is undeniably, factually WRONG. Not everything you believe is an opinion that people have to accept and respect.

It fucks me up that the Hulk has been in multiple MCU movies and the last time we actually saw Banner hulk out was 13 years ago in the FIRST Avengers movie.

Ryan Gosling? From the 1996 episode of Goosebumps "Say Cheese and Die"?

The lack of voice acting in Pokémon is egregious.

3 months >>> newborn

I've gotten a lot of hate from people on Facebook today because I *checks notes* said Morgan Wallen was recorded saying the N word.

MILF: Man, I love fatherhood!

I am cursed to watch every lawfirm show until the day I find one that matches how much I loved The Good Wife.

Heartbreaking: I think I have said the funniest thing I'm going to say today and I have a show later this evening.

Tragic: the hot older dad you know is a young Earth creationist.

Baby's First Sleep Regression
(hey this sucks)

Something to know about me is that I'm a sucker for a fun crime procedural. I started High Potential this past weekend and I enjoy it.

Harvey is a perfect baby, which makes the thought of having a second one even scarier.

Me last month: "My days of four improv shows a month are in the past."

Me this month: "Come see me in one of my four improv shows this month!"

I don't know why I was so surprised to see wild racism in a book written in the 50s, but it still jumpscared me when it came out of nowhere.

I need to talk to my friends who plan to never have kids and have them sign up for formula rewards so I can get more coupons.

Dear Bluesky, it happened to me. I used all of my Spotify audiobook hours with 21 days left in my billing cycle, and I'm out of borrows from my library's Hoopla collection until Monday.

The fact that there are ANY convenience fees to pay for ANYTHING online, let alone things you HAVE to pay for, like utilities, is utter bullshit.

I hate how big phones are. I miss my iPhone 5s. It was so tiny. 4.87 inches. It didn't hurt my hand to use it.

Every second I'm at work and not home with my son is such a bummer. LET ME BE WITH MY BOY.

I hate that guy.
(take your pick)

Rest in Piss, James Dobson.

The Democratic party is going to try to push Gavin Newsome so hard in 2028, and I fucking hate it.

I love my son so much!

I want to rewatch Superman more than I've wanted to rewatch any Marvel movie in years. I need to be able to purchase it STAT.