Paul Jackson

I want to rewatch Superman more than I've wanted to rewatch any Marvel movie in years. I need to be able to purchase it STAT.

My baby farts nonstop. He's already funnier than me.

I started reading "Something is Killing the Children" and it is BRUTAL. Good, but BRUTAL.

Crab is better than lobster. Lobster is overrated.

I would trade every post-credits scene I've ever watched for blooper reels. @jamesgunn.bsky.social bring us blooper reels, I beg you!

I love listening to hours long lofi and jazz videos on YouTube, and the genre is FULL of AI generated content. I just want to zone out, man, I don't want to have to agonize over if a person did this or a computer....

They hit all the notes for EXACTLY what I love about Superman. Amazing.

Going to see Superman tonight, and I'm so excited. Superman is one of my absolute favorites, just below Flash and Daredevil.

There are some stupid takes out there, but the one that absolutely hits me in the face every time I hear it is young Earth creationism. Some of the dumbest stuff I've ever heard.

Can't believe my baby is less than a month old and I'm already back at work. What a terrible fucking system.

It is still very weird that I have a kid. I'm an idiot, and yet I am responsible for a child. Wild stuff.

I don't know what has happened or if this is only happening to me, but I feel like everyday I see a new post online of a someone asking "what is this" and attaching a picture of a hammerhead worm.

I don't remember ever seeing my dad(s) cry. I cry ALL THE TIME. This is one of many differences between my experience growing up and my kid's experience.

Since Tennant returned as the 14th Doctor, it would be nice for Jo Martin to return as the 16th Doctor, to do a deep dive into her previous life as The Fugitive Doctor.

Thunderbolts is the best MCU film in a long while. Since No Way Home, for sure.

I enjoyed Daredevil: Born Again season one, but I've got some *opinions* about that ending.

I can't believe the wild twists and turns that have taken place that have made ME the guy saying "BUT BUT BUT THE CONSTITUTION!"

God, I'm so glad Game Changer is back.

One hell of a morning for day traders.

I am in love with Charlie Cox.

Holy shit, Witchbrook is finally happening!!! #nintendodirect

Severance

I wasn't born to go to work. I was born to watch videos of cows listening to jazz and to play board games.

My coworker was so confused when I told him I don't like the Democrats. Yeah man, I think they suck, I just think the Republicans suck more. Neither party actually cares. Like George Carlin said, "It's a big club, and you ain't in it!"

The Democrats are doing their tried and true method of capitulating to the Republicans, so I expect to receive a text message tomorrow afternoon asking me for $20 so they can use it to disappoint me further.

This might be the stupidest person I've ever seen.

I fully expect the Democrats to pass the Republican spending bill because they never stand up to anyone in a way that matters. We (normal, everyday people) are on our own.

Fuck Gavin Newsome forreal tho

Profit? Never heard of her.

I need to incorporate so I can start writing off all of the stupid shit I buy for improv as a business expense.