DW Brightman

DW Brightman

@dbrightman.bsky.social

Look, it’s me. 🇨🇦🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈 Live full time in BC (outside Vancouver) and study music technology with an emphasis on composition for film and video (and maybe theatre, too).

565 Followers 397 Following 2,346 Posts Joined Jul 2023
1 day ago

What breed is she?

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4 days ago
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Trump’s Iran Con Put Us in the Covid Before Times Again Trump started an unwinnable war. We know what comes next. We just haven’t felt it yet—the same way we hadn’t truly felt COVID in early March 2020.

The biggest way this is like Covid is that Trump has no idea how bad he’s fucking up. And no one he’s listening to will even try to tell him.

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4 days ago

The commenter should re-file every 10 months with a copy of each previous filing and rejection/dismissal letter as an attachment, since they are purging the records annually.

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5 days ago

Who would be offended by that?!

Probably people jealous because they are afraid to be carried (or to ask) themselves?

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6 days ago

A fair point

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6 days ago

“I Can’t Get You Out of My Friends”?

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1 week ago

Leading through the plastic surgery level and depositing you at Mar a Lago

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1 week ago

If “low” is about a G6

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1 week ago

But how could they possibly have known that the guy who said Netanyahu should just “get in there and finish it” during the campaign, and who banned travel from many Muslim-majority countries in his first term would…

Oh.

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1 week ago

“Interactive plush”? So…A transphobic Furby?

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2 weeks ago

Do you have that much ammo?

Oh. Alcohol.

Do you have an ER nearby for the alcohol poisoning?

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3 weeks ago
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Strata had trees trimmed last week, and some small branches got left on my patio. I can pretty much guarantee that this twig won’t root, but I’m not sad I put it in water. Now I know what to expect outside in a couple months! (Twig thinks it is spring, tree outside knows better.)

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3 weeks ago

I guess I now know who to talk to!

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3 weeks ago

Three cheers for stupid sexy Flanders

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3 weeks ago

My employer has a policy for that…including termination.

I’m pretty sure that if it’s not on company time/using company resources, that’d be illegal and they’d lose if someone sued. But I’m not feeling like being a test case, so no OF.

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3 weeks ago

Wow. Damn.

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3 weeks ago

Can he list three?

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3 weeks ago

And watch for Kevin, the raccoon.

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3 weeks ago

The score really elevates the B horror script and direction, and kept me watching long enough to get into the absurdity. Give it a shot, it was fun.

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3 weeks ago

If you ever doubted the impact a composer (Christopher J. Cozzi) can have on a movie, give this 15 minutes. The score is Hollywood level and balanced beautifully with the dialogue and sound effects. (Speaking of, leave closed captions on for description gems like the above image.)

Plus, waffles!

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3 weeks ago
An ornate, old-fashioned waffle iron on a counter. Caption below says “Spooky waffle maker sounds.”

This should be a stage musical.

It’s a tale as old as time. You saw enchanted, sentient objects in Beauty and the Beast, right?

Think Beauty and the Beast meets Evil Dead. And BOTH were made into musicals. So there.

This new B horror classic is Haunted House of Pancakes (2025, Tubi).

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3 weeks ago
The dye in Doritos can make mice transparent (Popular Science)

Roses are red
Vice is inherent

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3 weeks ago

Stop being sick ❤️

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3 weeks ago

Just got off the phone with the President of Antifa. They said they have a cell in Florida that set up a fake tailoring shop, where they created this custom garment to humiliate Michael Flynn.

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3 weeks ago

As long as it’s not cannon

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3 weeks ago
Lee Brice singing on stage at the Turning Point USA halftime show.

i just wanna
drive my truck
mow this grass
drink my beer
dress like ass

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3 weeks ago

Not bad…

Binging last season brought back my long-ago crush on Noah Wyle. And then I found out he’s even a decent human in addition to playing one on TV. 👀

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1 month ago

Muppet Treasure Island.

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1 month ago

Muppet Treasure Island. On 23rd Street in Manhattan.

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1 month ago

Good choice!

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