Schumer needs to goโฆlike a year ago.  
He is the reason Dems hate their Dem reps.
@dbrightman.bsky.social
Look, itโs me. ๐จ๐ฆ๐บ๐ธ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ Slowly X-iting Xitter (@dwbrightman). Sometimes write spooky things, but mainly work too much. Split between BC (near Vancouver) and OR (near Portland).
Schumer needs to goโฆlike a year ago.  
He is the reason Dems hate their Dem reps.
Sabrina Carpenter with blonde hair dressed as Lynda Carterโs Wonder Woman
I see this little argument about Wonder Woman being brunetteโฆ
Reminder! Wonder Woman is within all of us, and sometimes, she has blonde hair like Sabrina Carpenter! ๐ซ
Deadly Friend but not Killer Party?
01.11.2025 18:15 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I was just asking a friend if I just have a crazy neighbor or if thatโs a thing here. 
(Iโm across the alley, so hearing the same barrage as you!)
I could have gone as a cookie and tell people to eat meโฆ๐
31.10.2025 05:50 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Maybe Cabelaโs has them?Bass Pro Shops?
27.10.2025 20:18 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0I donโt think I have ever had circus peanuts.
I want to buy all the various Loser Candy for a friendโs next Summerween party, but Circus Peanuts are nowhere to be found and Gummy Chairs and Mr. Adequate Bar arenโt real things.
Nightmare on Elm Street 6 product placement opportunity
27.10.2025 03:06 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Weird.
24.10.2025 07:00 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0People change under a towel?!
24.10.2025 01:47 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Attorney General James Launches Portal to Collect Photos and Videos of ICE Activity in New York NEW YORK โ New York Attorney General Letitia James is encouraging New Yorkers to submit videos or other documentation of federal immigration enforcement actions in New York following yesterdayโs Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) raid on Canal Street in New York City. โEvery New Yorker has the right to live without fear or intimidation,โ said Attorney General James. โIf you witnessed and documented ICE activity yesterday, I urge you to share that footage with my office. We are committed to reviewing these reports and assessing any violations of law. No one should be subject to unlawful questioning, detention, or intimidation.โ Attorney General James is asking New Yorkers to share photos or videos of federal government actions using the Office of the Attorney Generalโs new online portal.
The day after the Chinatown raid, New York AG Tish James launches an online portal for the public to submit photos and videos of ICE activity. 
"We are committed to reviewing these reports and assessing any violations of law," she writes. 
Portal ag.ny.gov/federal-acti...
Karoline Leavitt v @PressSec โข 5h Highly recommend following independent journalist@kevinvdahlgren, whose reporting on the ground in Portland really showcases the horrors taking place in the city every day. Portland clearly needs help. It's a shame their Democrat elected officials are resisting it, simply Show more Kevin Dahlgren @kevi... โข10h This is right out of a twilight zone episode. Three people completely motionless, and one of them is standing. All three are nodded out on fentanyl. This was filmed in Delta Park Portland. 724 17 2K 6.7K ill 239K
Homeless advocate Kevin Dalhgren jailed after pleading guilty to three charges by Jeff Kirsch Wed, January 29, 2025 at 6:21 AM VIEW ALL PHOTOS Kevin Dahlgren is back the Multnomah County Jail after pleading guilty to several charges on Monday, January 27, 2025 -{ } Multnomah County Sheriff's Office photo from a previous arrest
Nothing like the WH spokeswoman promoting a Portland โhomeless advocateโ who earlier this year pled guilty to first degree theft, aggravated identity theft, and first degree official misconduct. He was busted for stealing from the city of Gresham when he was employed to help assist homeless people.
22.10.2025 16:28 โ ๐ 132 ๐ 44 ๐ฌ 6 ๐ 4Anti-trans group admits bathroom predator myth is made up Dec 07 2018 โข Written by Sofia Lotto Persio
Swimmer Riley Gaines Admits She's Just Using Sports to Make Trans Rights "Crumble"
Helen Joyce reveals plans to use fears around trans kids as stepping stone to eliminate "trans" in public life by Mallory Moore & transsafety.network
right wing bigots have admitted
- the โtrans women in bathroomsโ issue
- the โtrans women in sportsโ issue and 
- the โtrans kids getting surgeryโ issue 
were all MADE UP TO TAKE OUR RIGHTS AWAY
are you paying attention?
I showed a relative the video Trump posted of himself taking a literal sh*t on the country, and she immediately stopped wavering and filled out her ballot โYesโ on 50.
Talk to your people! Many of them are not terminally online like you are. 
That goes doubly for those of you in NJ and VA.
Already here.
20.10.2025 16:37 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0FINALLY
19.10.2025 19:10 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0[casts the Lego curse on Jeff]
Letโs see him walk barefoot now
you think ai-voice stenographyโs great until youโre the defendant and the machine randomly inserts a โnoโ where they said โyesโ and vice versa bc now your ass is going to jail and you canโt appeal bc oops the taped recording is bad 
having a custodial human stenographer in the chair fucking matters
๐ Boston, you are beautiful. #NoKings
18.10.2025 17:22 โ ๐ 51589 ๐ 12510 ๐ฌ 1045 ๐ 873A parade of sorts with a Trans flag that says "share if Trans people are safe with you"
Stand up on No Kings Day
17.10.2025 04:22 โ ๐ 261 ๐ 178 ๐ฌ 3 ๐ 9BEWARE
18.10.2025 06:41 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Everybody needs a little Grover now and then
18.10.2025 06:41 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Inflatable frog costume
17.10.2025 02:59 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Eye donโt know about this.
Seems like a tear gas magnet.
What inflatable costume will you wear?
13.10.2025 22:58 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 2We absolutely, positively DO NOT need to learn to live with anyone who wants some of us FUCKING ERASED. Rowling & her money is doing real harm to trans men & women across the world and she needs to fuck off into the sun at her earliest opportunity. Do not pass go. Do not collect $200. Into the sun.
13.10.2025 18:24 โ ๐ 449 ๐ 120 ๐ฌ 19 ๐ 6What The Hell Is Going On, a thread:
Iโve seen some thinkpieces and posts about Portland protests that fail to understand the long-term hyperspecificity of Portland culture/humor, and frame it as a sort of shitposting meme-pilled ironic thing. Which is wrong.
So Iโm gonna give you my breakdown.
Hey, you idiotic propagandists at the New York Post:
God Bless America isn't the national anthem. It's a SHOW TUNE written by Irving Berlin.
*cackling*
11.10.2025 14:45 โ ๐ 18 ๐ 2 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0