GardenMintTea

GardenMintTea

@gardenminttea.bsky.social

NSFW artist. I'm working on some comics. All characters are +18. Minors Begone. Contact me through Discord: gardenminttea

379 Followers 1,673 Following 107 Posts Joined Sep 2023
1 day ago

Or you know, other suits that wanna sell your info to Thiel so that he can get his nut.

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1 day ago

Sorta. The suits on the board? They'd straight up take slave trade money if they knew they would get away with it. They have before. But the wackos sponsoring these laws? Total religious nut bars that think every single fap is actively killing their already dying churches.

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4 months ago

Not quite a "disability resource" but if you aren't squeamish about needles, you could always donate plasma. You've gotta pay taxes on it come April. But roughly a $100/ week per person isn't a bad idea if you need some cash.

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5 months ago

It's more that I'm asking why they felt the need to specify fictional depictions. Especially when legally, that should be protected in the US, and they've never seemed to enforce or imply it in the past when it came to drawings.

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5 months ago

Bluesky probably wants to start monetizing soon. So they gotta appeal to the payment processors who are scared of some laws possibly passing. Combined with advertizers wanting everything to be a squeaky clean mall.

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5 months ago

Has anybody checked why or asked these chucklefucks why they are doing this? It's almost never just, "somebody complained." Maybe it can be stopped... But also, maybe I should just learn HTML at this point... I am so fucking tired.

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6 months ago

... don't like 80%~ of Americans live in urban areas?

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7 months ago

Part of it is deliberate values dissonance. But mainly, otakus (obligatory: not all) are incels. They want pretty girlfriends who can't reject or criticize them and don't require effort to maintain the relationship. Slavery is just an excuse to have female characters that HAVE to be with the MC.

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10 months ago

... FUCK.

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10 months ago

It's actually just Hennessy that they're using as disinfectant. But Squigg needs it for emotional pain more that physical pain.

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10 months ago
1 Page Colored Comic 
Panel 1: Exterior shot of a door with a nameplate saying Dr. Gloria Shaw in front. Gloria: "You got it done, Charlie?" Charlotte: "Yea-" Gloria: "Lemme see!"
Panel 2: Low angle shot of Charlotte (Raccoon Goth Girl) bending over a desk. Displaying her new chastity piercings to Gloria (Evil Stoat GILF). Her anal plug is also in clear view, the flare being in the shape of a heart. Charlotte says "So what do I need all of this new steel for?"
Panel 3: High angle shot of Charlotte looking down at an open folder on the desk with a photo in it. Gloria has gotten up and is holding Charlotte's tail with one hand and is reaching underneath it with the other. Gloria replies "Reason's name is Mark, his picture is on the desk." Charlotte responds "Holy shit! Look at that monster!"
Panel 4: Close up of a side shot of Charlotte's face as she looks at the photo. She has a shocked expression in her eyes.
Panel 5: Side shot of Gloria's hand yanking out Charlotte's surprisingly large anal plug. Charlotte is letting out a primal horny scream.
Panel 6: Low angle shot of Charlotte, eyes rolled up into her skull in pleasure with Gloria looming over her from behind she is holding still dripping plug in one hand as the other has retrieved a monstrously sized toy from a filing cabinet. Gloria says loudly "Which is why you need to stay focused!" "Nice noises" "Natural butt slut like ya will be ready in no time flat!"

Commission for @martinmcneal1.bsky.social of my OC's Gloria and Charlotte. Still boggles my mind that people comm me for art of just my own OC's

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10 months ago

Doing OK, just been doing a couple of comms and having to look for a new job + car shit.

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10 months ago
YouTube
The cutest psychopaths YouTube video by Facts And Fine Liners

Whoops, almost forgot the context that inspired it all
youtube.com/shorts/RTys8...

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10 months ago
2 Page B&W Comic of Pyre's Squigga
PAGE 1
Panel 1: Close up shot of Squigga responding "K" to her client's meet up details.
Panel 2: Low angle shot of Squigga twisting the door knob
Panel 3: Front shot of Squigga entering a dark motel room saying "Hello?" "Nybudy here o' what?"
Panel 4: Closeup shot of Squigga's eye with a loud SLAM SFX next to her head as she looks off to the side with a panic.
Panel 5: Slightly high angle of shot of a meth head looking Red Squirrel standing in the corner of the room holding a bucket of popcorn. He's got a wild look in his eyes and has his hand is on the back of the door. He says to Squigga "Hey there, beautiful! You want a lil snack?"
Panel 6: Warped fisheye lens showing the meth squirrel in a wall eyed kubrick stare. He continues "You know for energy" "I got more if ya want" "By the way is there any chance that yer a- wheeze" "Wheeze" "A MILF?"
Panel 7: Side shot of outside the motel room and the vernanda hallway, the window is smashed open by a lounge chair being tossed through it. The chair clangs against the guard rail. SFX CRASH!
Panel 8: Same side shot as previous, however Squigga can be seen leaping through the window hands first like a squirrel. Before panickingly sprinting into the foreground, her heels clicking rapidly on the floor. Mouth wide open, hair wild, purse trailing behind her she screams "DA FUCK WAS AH' THINKIN' BOOKIN' A FUCKIN' SQUIRREL IN SPRING!?"
Sketchy 2 Panel Comic
Squigga is hunched over the door to her van, ass out in the air, covered in bandages and shards of glass on the floor (her comfortable granny panties around one of her knees). She is drinking Hennessy and is screaming to her friend Rita behind her. In a combination of anger, pain, and fear she shouts:
" Rita, do you know what I did then Rita!?" 
"I threw that fuckin' cuck chair right out the damn window!"
"Then I jumped right afta it, Rita!"
"I ain't givin' birf to no fuckin trailer park goblins, Rita!" 
"Si, si hermana." Rita replies as she is on her knees, treating Squigga's wounds with an alcohol soaked cotton ball.
Squigga responds, her voice becoming sloppier from the booze 
"I'm a bad bitch!"
"A- hic, A BAD BITCH!"
Panel 2:
Headshot of Squigga upturning the Hennessy bottle and chugging as a headshot of Rita screams at her: "Pinche estupida puta gordita!" "Stop drinking the disinfectant!"

Something for @squigga.bsky.social I just had the idea and it wouldn't leave my skull til it was out in pixels.

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1 year ago
German Shepherd woman looking at her old Police Academy t shirt and showing how now it barely fits her to her husband/ "daddy" while she mockingly repeats the threats she made to him years ago. Her husband calls her cute, and points out how much her breasts have grown since then while he plays with her nipple ring. Final panel shows her titty fucking her daddy, his cum spilling out from underneath the t-shirt on to the symbol and ideals that she used to care for so much German Shepherd woman looking at her old Police Academy t shirt and showing how now it barely fits her to her husband/ "daddy" while she mockingly repeats the threats she made to him years ago. Her husband calls her cute, and points out how much her breasts have grown since then while he plays with her nipple ring. Final panel shows her titty fucking her daddy, his cum spilling out from underneath the t-shirt on to the symbol and ideals that she used to care for so much

Here is a scrapped idea for Kinktober that I ended up polishing later. Mainly as an experiment. Also its been a while since Sarah showed up, and the first drawings of the chief.

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1 year ago

Sure!

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1 year ago

Just let me know when you want to start that thing back up.

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1 year ago
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Just realized that I no longer had a post that I can link people to. Commission slots, will open up soon!

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1 year ago

I just noticed the number. For fucks sake.

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1 year ago
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Kinktober #31, holy fuck what happened. I need to try getting back on, I don't know something. Commission for martinmcneal1.bsky.social Also, the debut of Petey!

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1 year ago
Older female mustelid masturbating (via a dildo and yanking on a clit ring) to herself in the mirror while gazing at a photo of her younger self. Actively getting off to how much her body has been changed.

Kinktober #30, had to restart this one multiple times just cause the original idea wasn't jelling with the theme. Imma try and make sure that shit doesn't stretch into next month.

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1 year ago
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Kinktober #29 Corruption, commission for www.furaffinity.net/user/ericrez/ over on FA! Gonna try to finish up the rest before December. Used this piece to experiment with some new brushes. The sheer fabric, I like, the smoke however, is too close to a graying affect.

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1 year ago
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Mainly draw Furry.

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1 year ago
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Kinktober #28, bunch of hot fresh buns! The remaining overdue days are comms so look foward to that!

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1 year ago
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Kinktober #27, commission for www.furaffinity.net/user/notanum... of their oc's Iz and Oz

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1 year ago
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a cartoon of a garage with a fire extinguisher and a stack of tools ALT: a cartoon of a garage with a fire extinguisher and a stack of tools
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1 year ago
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old comm for my bestie #pyres_art #squigga

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1 year ago
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Kinktober #26, gonna see if that fatigue finally popped and resume the prior pace.

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1 year ago
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Kinktober #25, Commission for @don__hammer over on twitter. Let me catch up on the posts here, this is going to be my new homebase but I'm still not used to prioritizing it.

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1 year ago

Nah, he just thinks that Harris's administration is gonna "come for him" if Trump loses. Cuz he can't fanthom anybody with power not acting like a dictator.

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