When the hot spoon had worn the plastic too thin, Rip it in half, turn it inside out, put it on your head and become Kojak.

The first Everton related book I read, I was probably about 9. Class.

Congratulations to all the lads (mainly my influence to be fair 👀) on @dixiediscusses.bsky.social podcast, 195k listeners since July, incredible that so many people listen to us ramble on. 🥳🥳
I'd guess half those listeners are just @mdillon7.bsky.social listening to himself on repeat 😂😂

At school, there should be a subject called, ‘What shall we have for tea tonight?’
This could then prepare us for adulthood and getting the big shop.

Just realised I didn’t follow you, despite being top knobhead on your podcast.
UTFT 💙

NSYNC look goosed

On a course near Coventry and my hotel is next to that Binley Mega chippy that became well known a few years ago. I popped in earlier and walked out without buying anything because it was a standard dirty, smelly chippy.
Then I went back in and bought chips and a bottle of Fanta.
Nutter me, UTFT 💙

Future MOTD presenter…I wonder if I can put a bet on that? 🤔
The hard work will pay off, superb journalist/presenter, always tell you’ve done a lot of research and confident delivery is evidence of that.
UTFT 👏

Belter 👍

Absolutely made up, we’ve missed you, can’t wait to get back to Sunderland again, great away trip with great fans…enjoy our new ground at Bramley Moore 💙
Sure Mr Pickford is happy too 😁

Everton are Magic.

I bubbled when Everton emerged from the tunnel on Saturday…so many memories, so many family and friends I’ve shared moments with, some are dead and some are living, in my life, I’ve loved them all…UTFT 💙

Scored goals for fun, stopped goals for his living, cheers Degsy 💙

Great fella, missed his ‘What happened on this day’ Everton related questions he’d ask whilst buzzing around the Bridewell serving customers. Award winning legend, gentleman.

Brilliant

Really going to miss Goodison 🥹

Yerse. UTFT 💙

Just finished work, it’s been a tough gig lately, as has watching Everton.
Tonight is the first time I can remember actually wanting to go the match for ages, hoping for a positive result, also hoping for a positive Goodison Park.
Dry January can do one 🍻
UTFT 💙

Train to New Brighton over the water for great views of the city, and Bramley Moore. Nice pubs/food too if you walk down Victoria Road from the station.

Get yourself to The Denbigh Castle pre match, The Bridewell too 🍻.
Have a great time, UTFT.

Thinking about good times following Everton.
My happiest day ever was being at Wembley seeing us beat Watford in 1984, my three kids know the script, I just want similar for them.
Seeing us win something after years will be mine, and their happiest day.
Not asking for much…. Am I?
Take me back 💙

Cheers 👍

Just joined, this’ll be a day for all Toffees to remember I hope. Not because I joined up 😎hopefully because Dyche will be relieved of his duties. This cannot be allowed to continue any longer, I’m fed up, being fed up. Anyway, UTFT.