Kelly

Kelly

@justkelly.bsky.social

ex-technologist and future lawyer. 2L at Cornell. she/her

3,105 Followers 307 Following 5,855 Posts Joined Apr 2023
8 hours ago

Thank you!

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8 hours ago

Please?

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8 hours ago

Someone drop the links

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8 hours ago

Oh definitely. Procrastination isn’t usually rooted in laziness, it’s fear/anxiety!

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1 day ago

this is a guy who went to see Donald fucking Trump in the White House and charmed the shit out of him and he looked at Bari’s new outlet and was like, nah

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1 day ago

(I knew I had received suggested edits on an article and I needed to integrate the edits. But the suggested edits were just "add link" x3)

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1 day ago

LMAO turns out the task was adding three hyperlinks to a doc. It took less than five minutes. Why am I like this indeed

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1 day ago

I have a thing due at midnight.

“Hey siri, set alarm for 11 pm”

Idk why I’m like this but I refuse to change

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1 day ago

Learning something like this in law school is why I’m grateful I’ve had at least ONE professor who has actually practiced

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1 day ago

😭

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1 day ago

My civ pro professor said arguing over discovery is one of the quickest ways to piss off a judge

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1 day ago
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This is a good lesson for journalists: Use plain language to state true things clearly.

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1 day ago

Omg!!!

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1 day ago

THANK YOU bc i heard this on (satellite) radio last week and forgot to write it down

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1 day ago

Yet you’d never know this, reading much of the news coverage of Target’s decline. The coverage rarely includes the boycott. It makes me wonder if execs don’t see the it as a big reason for the decline, or if they do but don’t want to admit it.

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1 day ago

When reading your post, I pictured myself as the driver and a (white) man as the rapper and I would have been scared and startled and done the same thing. Because why would he do that. It sounds like he intended to scare her or else he would’ve rapped gently

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1 day ago
Two cats cuddling on a pile of dirty laundry

These guys love laundry day

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2 days ago

I used to have a pit bull, they’re so sweet and IMO the cutest

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2 days ago

In another tweet, Wolf claims Diwaji has "more chemistry" with Khalil than with her own husband, and implies she was flirting with Khalil in front of his wife.

She sees flirting and sexual chemistry in a photo of two people laughing in a conversation. Brain worms. Absolute brain worms.

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2 days ago

Yeah, Duwaji should be able to wear whatever she wants in her own home of course, but this didn't pass the smell test to me bc I didn't think she would choose to wear a crop top for a Muslim religious gathering. So I wanted to see what this "crop top" actually looked like and here we are.

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2 days ago

Here's the civil complaint in the class action against Grammarly

prf-law.com/s/Grammarly-...

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2 days ago
A google maps view of the area around the Strait of Hormuz, with crude markup showing the 4 steps to successfully clearing the strait:

1. Build up speed
2. Hit Trampoline
3. Cool backflip
4. Nail the landing

The boat is illustrated using a clip art yacht, and the trampoline is also just kind of floating there.

wait. wait. everyone hold on. i've solved it

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Class Action Alleges That Grammarly Misappropriated the Names of Journalists and Authors Through its “Expert Review” That Lets Users Get Feedback on Writing From Experts — PRF Law Lawsuit alleges that Grammarly violated state privacy laws that protect people from having their names and identities used for commercial purposes without their prior consent For media please cont...

FYI for people whose identities were commandeered by Grammarly: here's the contact info for the firm bringing a class action in NY.

prf-law.com/current-case...

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2 days ago

FYI last I heard, putting a url in alt text doesn’t make it a navigable link. Better practice to copy-paste the text from the image

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2 days ago

I don't know how this will all play out or what happened but I can tell you that what Hegseth is hoping is that you blame "AI" and not a department whose leadership believes that the reason we don't win wars is we care too much about collateral damage.

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2 days ago

Naomi Wolf is a fucking liar. She *is* dressed modestly! That isn’t a crop top!!!!!! It’s a long-sleeved turtleneck riding up a tiny bit without the wearer even noticing. Fuck Naomi Wolf, man

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Mayor Mamdani and his wife Rama Duwaji hosting Mahmoud Khalil and his wife Dr. Noor Abdala for dinner at Gracie Mansion. Rama is standing up with a plate of food and her turtleneck has ridden up very slightly to expose less than an inch of skin above her belt.

On top of everything else, Naomi Wolf is fucking lying. This is not a “crop top” for fucksake. It’s a normal black turtleneck that appears to have ridden up very slightly when she stood up, and she probably didn’t even notice.

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3 days ago

I love the idea that *this* US government, which has been nabbing landscapers and five year olds knows where Iranian sleeper cells are but just hasn’t gotten around to doing anything about it yet.

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2 days ago

Omg what a cutie, wish I could take him 🥹

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