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@justkelly.bsky.social

ex-technologist and future lawyer. 2L at Cornell. she/her

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[after quoting the majority opinion] β€œScore one for self-confidence; maybe not so high for self-reflection or -knowledge.”

05.03.2026 20:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Examples useful because β€œ[w]hen choosing whether to send some class of questions mainly to a court, or mainly to an agency, abstract analysis can only go so far”

Truly, bc as I was reading I’m like…what kind of questions.

What is a β€œquestion of law”

05.03.2026 19:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Part of what makes her writing so great is that she writes in plain language. Her opinions are just more readable, including to people who never study law. I feel there’s some correlation between that and being a good tipper. Something about not having an inflated view of herself within society.

05.03.2026 19:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Does not surprise me at ALL.

05.03.2026 19:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Then she goes into actual examples of Chevron questions and as a law student THANK YOU ELENA for proving actual examples of what you mean!

05.03.2026 19:46 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

This is significant if you’re old enough to know conservatives are always complaining about β€œjudicial activism”

She’s hitting them HARD with their own argument

05.03.2026 19:45 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh my god???? β€œthe majority disdains restraint and grasps for power”

05.03.2026 19:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œIf opinions had titles, a good candidate for today’s would be Hubris Squared.” Loper Bright (Kagan, dissenting)

Get his ass Elena

05.03.2026 19:40 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Reading a Kagan dissent and once again I must say: best writer on the Court and it isn’t close!!!!!!!

05.03.2026 19:39 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

(TLDR a guy actually tried to purchase a jet with Pepsi points and sued when Pepsi refused. He lost)

05.03.2026 19:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

There are plenty of cases that come up in law school with that I remember but my classmates don’t. Like there’s a famous contracts case about the old Pepsi Points commercial that showed a guy buying a Lear jet with Pepsi Points and I remember that commercial. Another case is about Anna Nicole Smith

05.03.2026 19:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I know, about half of my profs have been younger than me lol. But this one is thankfully older

05.03.2026 19:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Do they even know Mead is a notebook company

05.03.2026 14:15 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Admin Law prof explaining US v. Mead: β€œhave you guys ever heard of paper planners? Like a calendar for planning that isn’t on your phone?” and my 41-year-old ass sitting there with my school planner in front of me while half the class looks confused πŸ‘΅πŸΌ

05.03.2026 14:14 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0
Paul Newman probably in his 50s looking hot as hell

Paul Newman probably in his 50s looking hot as hell

Aged like a fine wine, too. Goddamn

04.03.2026 17:18 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Me to Paul Newman’s family at the funeral: may his memory be a dressing

04.03.2026 17:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1696    πŸ” 203    πŸ’¬ 15    πŸ“Œ 2

It’s making me kinda mad because it treats the β€œvaccines are dangerous” bullshit as a foregone conclusion

04.03.2026 17:07 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I wonder if the β€œcool basil” prototype is why everywhere I’ve lived has had a β€œBasil Thai” or a β€œBasil Kitchen” or a β€œBasil Canteen”

04.03.2026 17:06 β€” πŸ‘ 19    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œShield” is a choice

04.03.2026 16:53 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
A children’s book titled β€œI want that nut!”

A children’s book titled β€œI want that nut!”

When the hormones have you in a chokehold

04.03.2026 16:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

has any l*ndlord ever considered just simply not raising the rent every year

04.03.2026 16:46 β€” πŸ‘ 28    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Can’t believe I’ve lived in Ithaca for over a year and I still haven’t been to Moosewood. I need to go!!!

04.03.2026 16:39 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We had a research class/law librarian substitute prof today and it was just at the very end like β€œwatch out for privilege and confidentiality with AI” basically

04.03.2026 16:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This case literally just came up in PR today

04.03.2026 15:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Bodily autonomy ends where it affects other people! Their definition of bodily autonomy means an immunocompromised kid doesn’t get to go to school. Anti-vaxxers aren’t in a bubble, the entire reason there is debate is because they put entire communities at risk

03.03.2026 22:32 β€” πŸ‘ 179    πŸ” 19    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

Justice Breyer wrote my administrative law casebook and I love when he throws shade at the Court. β€œThe Court asked, or at least purported to ask…”

03.03.2026 17:51 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Went to pick up my smoothie and had to stay in the bagel shop because Say It Ain’t So came on. No regrets

03.03.2026 17:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I wonder if there's a connection between the lack of any stupid rules of engagement and the US/Israeli missile strikes that killed eighty or ninety schoolchildren 36 hours ago.

02.03.2026 14:56 β€” πŸ‘ 674    πŸ” 172    πŸ’¬ 29    πŸ“Œ 1

One could say it 100% accords with what advocacy groups want - namely right wing groups who want trans people to stop existing

02.03.2026 15:02 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh I didn’t think it was, I guess I thought it was more about the meme generally going around but it sounds like you were talking about someone explicitly being snarky about it

01.03.2026 03:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0