Astro! ⭐️

Need cuddles.

Once again declaring it robophobic that I have to go to work

Why am I up at 5am smh, I was sleeping so well

nonstop nut november baybee yeaaaa

I know ghost hands are cliche but magical beings unstoppably stuffing helpless men into impossibly fat blobs of fat and teasing them with pinches, pats and rubs will never not be hot (if anybody knows of haunted houses full of cheesecake or burgers let me know, asking for me)

Casually slinging around hundreds of pounds of bulge

this is me /hj

OHHH

...is that not how this post is supposed to be read?

I once again present the results of a successful taco night 😵‍💫😮‍💨😣

fuck you're so right,,,

i shouldn't do fat art of the bic logo, i shouldn't do fat art of the bic logo, i shouldn't do fat art of the bic logo, i shouldn't do fat art of the bic logo, i shouldn't do fat art of the bic logo, i shouldn't do fat art of the bic logo, i shouldn't do fat art of the bic logo, i shouldn't---

Having weird hunger-fueled thoughts,,,, hear me out,,,

BiC Man is kinda hot,,,

Encourage your BF to eat more. Encourage him to overindulge. Encourage him to keep eating even when he is full. Encourage him to let you stuff food into his maw if he won't do it himself. Encourage him to let you install a feeder hose into his maw so he'll ALWAYS be consuming.

cleaning is so exhausting,,,,,, wish i could be stuffing myself instead,,,,

belly did get my attention but i don't have instagram

Open invitation to come bite my belly (in a sexy way please)

It's very noble of him

Happy Halloween! Shouldn't be any surprise that a holiday with costumes and candy is one of my favorites ;]

Castlebound - Approx. 8700 words - Original

The Cerulean Knight is tasked with investigating strange events in an old castle.

What he finds is something he never would have expected.

archiveofourown.org/works/73481651

Merry Kinktober finale!!!

YESS

Was waiting all day for this! Amazing sequence, was easily my favorite one this fattytober!

31 - Monumental
He. Was. Massive. Completely overshadowing his initial size, his gluttony and hedonism leading to thousands of pounds of fat on his frame. He enjoyed the feeling of every pound added. And he wanted his friends to enjoy it too. Heres to another few thousand pounds!

Happy Halloween! Shouldn't be any surprise that a holiday with costumes and candy is one of my favorites ;]

happy Halloween you fatter fuck

They should invent a chores that isn't exhausting, I've stopped to catch my breath three times while SITTING on the floor doing LAUNDRY

I don't GET IT

...No, I'm not gonna go get the properly sized one.

So a long while ago, for a post on my dead instagram account, I got the same one shirt in five different sizes to do a "swipe to make my clothes" shrink thing for fun

The problem is now I keep regularly grabbing the wrong one and not realizing until once I've put it on

Inside me there are two robots

One that is programmed to be productive and do chores and important tasks, as a normal robot does

And one that is programmed to only participate in horny behaviors and nothing else, as a kinky robot does

They're fighting. All the time.

Happy Halloween! Now I can wear a helmet most of the day and have a "normal" reason for it >:]