Max

ZOHRAN MAMDANI

Bama-Maryland is one of the most incredible games I've ever witnessed

Free Mahmoud Khalil

Weather is so beautiful who wants to come to Philly and hoop

Edmonton Eulers

Only lawyer left on Bachelor is the sole ally of the House Villain. Love to see it. Devil's advocates stay devil's advocating

All I'm gonna do on this season of the bachelor is hate on Grant and root for the two lawyers

That's that I-Thou espresso

Just watched over a dozen PPD officers standing around one handcuffed arrestee. Cities don't have an underpolicing problem, we have massive underutilization of existing resources because most cops just don't want to work.

Murphy's Law School

Early Christmas gift from SEPTA (nuked their own app into complete unusability)

Can we please institute rent control now

Truly sad about Columbia restricting public access to a campus where I registered voters in high school, practiced when I studied at CUNY, and visited professors as an alum. This is the result of failed leadership of an institution that despises a university's best assets -- students and faculty.

I also can't get over the conservative justices favorably citing European laws about transgender health care when they vociferously refuse to consider other nation's laws and traditions when dealing with issues on which the U.S. is an outlier, like gun violence and the death penalty.

Might walk the entirety of Roosevelt Boulevard tomorrow

Throwing ass in the shape of a curve given by y^2=x^2

Throwing ass diagonally (confuses the alligators)

Throwing ass in the long arc of history

Bus driver is wearing an MTA-branded bucket hat, Shapiro flexed SEPTA funding, patriots in control

Is there a section of Bloosk where people stress about the Knicks

*at the captive audience meeting for the Mafia Union*

Listen up goons, we don't like to think of ourselves as a crime syndicate -- we're a crime family.

Reskeet if ur so so sleepy

Ran into my middle school language teacher on the street today and he hasn't aged a MINUTE. Good to know that sarcasm and spite keep you young.

Swag like Ohio (fka democracy)

This is just a plotline from Community?

I think I had a dream within a dream situation happen this morning but unlike Leonardo DiCaprio I'm not letting that shit get to me just wake up bro

Was there a corkage fee

Call me sandstone cuz what I sed i ment

Correct and authoritative

Nothing more annoying than when a commentator knows the full biographies of the players on one team and barely knows the name of the team they're playing against (Timbers vs. Tigres)