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Birds fan, Embiid stan, human trash can Studying ASL and protecting trans folks Check out the Anibuddies podcast!

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He rode Drew Brees and the Bountygate defense to a Superbowl ring and never got back. Payton is a total roster merchant

07.10.2025 15:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Just like when Snoop said he was going smokeless

07.10.2025 15:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Nick Bonnitto is legit, Sean Payton is what everyone wants to pretend Sirianni is.

07.10.2025 15:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Can't fucking stand that bum Rivers, choked away another 3-1 series lead that Harden year too

07.10.2025 15:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

For good reason.

Embiid played through a 6 game playoff series with a fractured orbital bone, recurring migraines, half his face paralyzed and a torn meniscus all at the same time.

Ben Simmons skipped half a season, sued the team and demanded a trade because his feelings were hurt.

07.10.2025 15:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Go ahead lil bro, do your literal victory lap in week 5 of the regular season lol

07.10.2025 15:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Misogyny from the company being investigated for sex trafficking women who worked there? Say it ain't so!

07.10.2025 14:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Bell's Palsy, migraines from a recent concussion and on one leg.

Joel is a unicorn and I can't wait until folks start to correct themselves about him

07.10.2025 01:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Shifting into Sixers mode, Joel save us all

07.10.2025 00:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It would probably be the only thing we heard about until kickoff if it went south

07.10.2025 00:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"wE hAvE tO sAvE hIm FoR gAmE 4"

Looks like there isn't even going to be a game 4 with how shellshocked this team is looking

07.10.2025 00:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Bro they're making anime commercials for medicine now, we're so fucked

06.10.2025 23:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Bro what is this ump smoking? I might need that shit to get me through this game

06.10.2025 23:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Tell you what, this weekend is not going great for my sports addiction

06.10.2025 22:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm so stoked for the Maxey/Edgecombe/Watford trio to get some run together

06.10.2025 17:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Dejean punched the ball out of Nix hand, called a fumble changed to incomplete. Dotson caught a 35 yard pass, called a catch changed to incomple, Bo Nix rolls out and throws a pass 3 yards short of the Los with the closest receiver 8 yards away, called international grounding changed to incomplete.

06.10.2025 13:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 16    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Says the guy that surrendered to the Taliban

06.10.2025 06:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Refs like that are why we pirate NFL games #flyeaglesfly

05.10.2025 20:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So they're giving him the yardage for stretching out but not saying he was still making forward progress? Rigged as shit

#flyeaglesfly

05.10.2025 20:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This one is on me y'all, I took a nap at halftime and fucked up the juju

#flyeaglesfly

05.10.2025 19:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Huge fan of this new Kelee Ringo character they added to the show #gobirds

05.10.2025 18:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

2:39 left in the half? Why not throw the challenge flag for a big play like that, I fw Sirianni

05.10.2025 18:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The national media sensationalizing a single AJB tweet might have just woken up a juggernaut

#gobirds #nfl

05.10.2025 18:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They also ignored opi on the TE who blindsided Campbell

05.10.2025 18:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Since the start of the Chiefs game, the Eagles had run a draw on 6 straight 3rd and 13+. First time in 3 games they attempted a pass in that situation and it goes for 52 yards.

05.10.2025 17:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

3 straight passes to each of our top 3 targets and we get the easiest TD of the season.

Do more of this! #gobirds

05.10.2025 17:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Holy fucking shit Kevin, I'm so glad to be wrong

#flyeaglesfly

05.10.2025 17:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Cowards draw incoming

#flyeaglesfly

05.10.2025 17:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Smith is taking the Brandon Graham role seriously, big sack and the crawl cele is iconic

#flyeaglesfly

05.10.2025 17:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm not going to sweat that drive, the ball moved well and it effectively blanked the ref bullshit from the drive before.

0-0 we get the ball after half

#flyeaglesfly

05.10.2025 17:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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