Pluribusta Rhymes

We pitcher an app to help you find our candles called Candlr. He has a field day with that!

David Ortiz keeps sending mean jokes back when we ask him to endorse Yankee Candle!

Where is the Greek Freak headed? Not sure but do you have a plan if a FREAK accident leaves YOU beheaded?

James Harden traded again? Seems like life keeps passing me by… but you know what isn’t passing me? Planned corpse removal without the sticker shock

Stay tuned for some hot nba rumors. In the meantime let’s talk about the importance of life insurance

This is the leader of Antifa

I’ll be fine. I did MY own research

Old people are causing more harm than any immigrant

Terry Rozier tweet altered to read "Terry Rozier shouldve hooped instead of tryna rig prop bets cause he tall as hell!"

This came to me in a fugue state

Ah yes… I ❤️ Huckabees

Clippers wear “Visit Rawanda” patches?

Are there at good hote…

You that bored at work @patchak21.bsky.social?

The big Super Bowl matchup I’m looking forward to the most this week?

Probably going to say the Seahawks vs Patriots!

I’d probably hate the Super Bowl if the Eagles weren’t getting so good at it

just stop having the pro bowl

Hey yeah uh me checking in again, Claude. Are you sure when I said “send my contacts my socials” that you sent my social media profiles and didn’t send my social security number? Claude, are you sure? Claude… answer

WOAH BLACK BETTY Brantley Gilbert
WOAH BLACK BETTY Gabby Barrett

Im especially mad because I thought he was worth snagging as insurance early in the offseason. Not starter 5 in Feb ugh

I donate my dirty clothes and then buy them back after they clean them and put em on sale. Problem libs?

Who asked for spicy skittle gummies? I just want to talk

Did you sick kid get measles from bring your kid to concentration camp day?

Woke 2: Back in the Habit

ITS NIGHT TIME YOU GOING BROKE LMFAO

Twitter post from @BenjaminDEKR “OpenClaw is interesting, but will also drain your wallet if you aren't careful. Last night around midnight I loaded my Anthropic API account with $20, then went to bed. When I woke up, my Anthropic balance was $O. Opus was checking "is it daytime yet?" every 30 minutes, paying $0.75 each time to conclude "no, it's still night." Doing literally nothing, OpenClaw spent the entire balance. How? The "Heartbeat" cron job, even though literally the only thing I had going was one silly reminder, ("remind me tomorrow to get milk")”

Continuation of twitter post “1. Sent ~120,000 tokens of context to Opus 4.5 2. Opus read HEARTBEAT md, thought about reminders 3. Replied "HEARTBEAT_OK" 4. Cost: ~$0.75 per heartbeat (cache writes) The damage: - Overnight = ~25+ heartbeats - 25 × $0.75 = ~$18.75 just from heartbeats alone - Plus regular conversation = ~$20 total The absurdity: Opus was essentially checking "is it daytime yet?" every 30 minutes, paying $0.75 each time to conclude "no, it's still night." The problem is: 1. Heartbeat uses Opus (most expensive model) for a trivial check 2. Sends the entire conversation context (~120k tokens) each time 3. Runs every 30 minutes regardless of whether anything needs checking That's $750 a month if this runs, to occasionally remind me stuff? Yeah, no. Not great.”

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*breathes*

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA

Sir are you using a flip phone. Why does the picture have mayonnaise all over it?

Phillies fans remember this guy every full moon

The Epstein island joke he shoehorned in was a great intro to Tyler, The Creator surely

Trevor Noah is at the Grammys and doing jokes like it’s the White House correspondents dinner and they asked him to keep it nice and he obliged

Jumbotron cheating CEO joke in 2026