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Detective Andrew Jerbaca

@coderan.bsky.social

I answer spam calls and put together the dumbest sentences. Played Blue on Reading Rainbow

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Omelette du fromage

Omelette du fromage

Omelette du fromage

14.08.2025 22:18 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Let’s go to Fox News to get an analysis

14.08.2025 21:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Wow another thing real Americans need!!!!

14.08.2025 21:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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This is a masterpiece. Simply excellent
www.instagram.com/reel/DMVGMIC...

14.08.2025 15:54 β€” πŸ‘ 6403    πŸ” 1750    πŸ’¬ 181    πŸ“Œ 471

Hell yeah don’t hide behind something like Marcus Hayes reading family obits for inspiration

14.08.2025 20:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Romano's improved stats over a stretch of appearances, including scoreless innings and increased strikeouts, are being highlighted by fans.
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What people are saying Recent improved performance Romano's improved stats over a stretch of appearances, including scoreless innings and increased strikeouts, are being highlighted by fans. Generative Al is experimental. Learn more

This is about Jordan Romano. AI is useless. Experiment over

14.08.2025 17:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Bernhard Goetz?!

14.08.2025 17:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You're probably going to have to be slightly more specific than this.

14.08.2025 17:38 β€” πŸ‘ 810    πŸ” 219    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 1

I’m not saying I fully believe that life is a highway but my intentions to ride it remain true all the same

14.08.2025 17:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sometimes I want to apologize to my stomach for what I eat but also when it is going to man up and pretend the pain is character and leave me alone???

14.08.2025 17:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Phew. Goodell won’t squash this 15th Bronny piece of the offseason

14.08.2025 17:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The company’s what now?

14.08.2025 17:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Remember when this was the whole point of NFTs and then we just got methed up monkeys?

14.08.2025 15:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

One dude does look a lot like Jordan Romano…

14.08.2025 03:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a family can be 10 dads

just 10 dads

14.08.2025 02:51 β€” πŸ‘ 62    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 3
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a man in a black suit says do it in white letters Alt: a man in a black suit says do it in white letters
14.08.2025 02:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I don’t wear my seat belt

I jaywalk

I speed through that stop sign

Get away from me I am SCARED

14.08.2025 02:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I misspelled a word in a C- joke so I’m not typing that shit again it’s GONE

14.08.2025 02:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Slightly Diminish a band: Fuss Against The Machine

14.08.2025 01:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I don’t think right wingers quite understand the bear they poked that we rally behind men named Luigi and/or that eat Subway sandwiches but in 2025 I pronounce the H in chaos

14.08.2025 01:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

*looks down* damn this IS my most nutass tie I got go

14.08.2025 01:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Vote for Harrison to be Toddler of the Year! Despite Only Being 2, Harrison Aka Hurrican Harry Is An Inquisitive Force To Reckon With. He Loves Planes, Ships, His Big Brother & Kisses!

So it turns out there really is a baby of the year and my good friend’s kid is competing. Can you please vote for him? toddleroftheyear.org/2025/harriso...

Otherwise I need to give one of the judges oral, but he can win without the oral

13.08.2025 21:48 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

there’s a phenomenon in politics where on certain issues the general public is genuinely deluded about reality, and if you don’t buy into that delusion the political media will accuse *you* of being out of touch

14.08.2025 01:08 β€” πŸ‘ 2887    πŸ” 470    πŸ’¬ 89    πŸ“Œ 14

Admitting to a minor crime to tell people you’re a coward is not something normal people do

14.08.2025 01:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The $ sign in Ke$ha isn’t silent but I don’t know how to describe it and that haunts me deeply

14.08.2025 01:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Nobody will care what I think if I can’t express it thru dance

14.08.2025 00:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Two photos with the same energy

14.08.2025 00:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Looks like he’s attending his own funeral what the what

14.08.2025 00:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Well I will give her credit. When I’m on a podcast I tell WAY too many people WAY too many times

14.08.2025 00:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I am so sorry. I’m sure he was very loved and very happy

14.08.2025 00:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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