April Glick Pulito

the “it’s just SO expensive to do the CLCPA and we ARE the affordability party don’t you understand?!” of it all is so disingenuous and infuriating

I saved this screenshot of Emily Gallagher talking about why she endorsed Delgado bc it’s such a perfect summary of exactly how Hochul acted in 2022 too.

She is a bad governor. We deserve better. And now she has no real reason to constrain her most centrist Republican urges.

thinking about how he was always the one in the floundering home stretch to talk to media about how “there’s just so much talent in the room” “we know we can win”

Mumford renaissance is a recession indicator

ok a good joke give it to the girls let’s go

ok so much better

why would you make us see these bad vibes next to human sunshine Connor Storrie

it’s not really related at all but I’m so baked in being online that my brain went:

you have to set this image to the “we are Charlie Kirk” song

Intersectionality is when you’re a asymmetric emploid

oh my god I am sorry

I mean canonically someone should steal it

Underrated shard of Trump's psyche is that the bin Laden raid was the weekend of the WHCD so he's constantly trying to do cooler versions of the situation room picture

"Their society is not free" I say, as my paramilitary forces snatch thousands of people off the streets and throw them in concentration camps. "They don't get to choose their leaders" I exclaim, as I move to strip millions of the ability to vote. "We must liberate them!"

Connor storrie

Nobody wants this

getting a hit off our dear sweet Dicky Lovelady feels bad

don’t let the perfect be the enemy of the good when you’re writing!

Screenshot of the Jasmine Crockett website, reading in part: Write out your bullet points here. Anything from a sentence to a paragraph works.

Jasmine Crockett’s website still has this up.

STANDUP DOUBLE MIKE TAUCHMAN

I don’t have much to say I just love Brett Baty so very much

We’re doing a game thread happy Mets Saturday

when will they ever learn?

increasingly none of us has enough money to have any impact on power and it is demoralizing but it just means new tactics

I think a lot of us have the same indignation about how consequences are just not a thing anymore. I see it when people try to hold up mirrors to hypocrisy in media or politics and it feels disorienting that our targets just don’t care, but they don’t!!!

Operation Fucking What would be a much better name

WITH THE SOUND AND LIGHTS ALL TOGETHER

Graphic displaying the New York Mets starting lineup for their February 28 game at 1:10 PM vs. Washington: 1. 2B Marcus Semien 2. LF Juan Soto 3. 3B Bo Bichette 4. 1B Brett Baty 5. C Francisco Alvarez 6. DH Mark Vientos 7. RF Mike Tauchman 8. CF Tyrone Taylor 9. SS Ronny Mauricio Starting Pitcher: Tobias Myers

choosing to focus on this @mets.com breaking news instead of whatever else is happening

Brett Baty on my TV. look at that lineup. I AM GOING TO BE OKAY

(we are catching up on mlb fast cast from yesterday and Atty just screamed HOME RUN NEW YORK METS I can make it)

I guess that makes me a reporter now

it is a @mtsw.bsky.social inspired meme that has been circulating for a while now over bere

Kool aid man busting through the wall with its a @mtsw meme that reads: because they like Trump and want him to rule us like a king.

so many posts and quote posts I have seen criticizing the media in the 15 minutes I have been awake boil down to

can someone DDOS all social media today I feel like it might make all of us even more insane