Andy Cooper

You have words but the Library of Congress keeps removing their definitions?

~Tonight in What We Do In The Shadowsdark~
Dwarf: So we can get a crowbar made of STEEL?
Thief: What did you think they were made of?
Dwarf: Bone. Feathers.
Thief: *frowning*
Sage: I've studied Dwarven for some time. It is, sadly, a very literal language.

Exactly. Usually end up making close to like 10lbs, at least 4 of that is spicy.

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"I've had so many" is literally my largest problem with making peanut brittle every year for the holidays.

LET'S GO!

I do not golf. I've been known to be a decent second while curling though.

It's good to see life imitating art. Maybe we can get that one salutey dude to head up there himself.

What the fuck... Why, and where? On the dark side of the moon where the alien forward military base is?

Shivam my friend, you are a vector for sharing the love of anything you have excitement for. You are one of those folks with contagious enthusiasm. And I love you for it.

Listen, I know your chicken breast is down there, but there is steamed broccoli and I only have so much willpower.

Why would they get folgers like that. The Kirkland beans are like RIGHT THERE. And I'm not saying they are the end all be all. but they are well past Folgers.

All of you using LLMs to optimize your workflow

I love this card, and then it turns into a creature... :/

This is a closer definition of Zero Trust than I've ever seen implemented.

Zero confidence in your road map. Zero confidence in your executive team. Zero confidence in the investors for the company and their knowledge of the market they invested in. And Zero Trust that they won't do literally anything including burning the product to the ground to speed up their exit.

Love you. Miss you. Glad I won't see you for the sole reason that it means your job is letting you make your health and family a proper priority. Otherwise I am quite sad her won't get to hang out.

Oh you are quite lucky if they listen to that at all. my doggo LOVES spicy foods of all kinds. She once walked up and scarfed down a tablespoon of wasabi and then just stared at me like nothing happened. And she LOVES Thai.

I feel this is a doubly appropriate mental connection because greyhounds do the backing up instead of turning around thing. Which is about as close as I think a dog can get to moonwalking.

Lyndsay are you OK? So Lyndsay are you OK? Are you OK Lyndsay? You've been hit by, you've been struck by, a spot stealing criminal.

Hot dog spill shuts down highway in Pennsylvania commuters' wurst nightmare By Associated Press UPDATED: August 1, 2025 at 5:16 PM ET SHREWSBURY, Pa. (AP) - A truckload of hot dogs spilled across a Pennsylvania interstate Friday after a crash that briefly clogged the heavily traveled artery in both directions.

A writer waits a lifetime for a moment like this.

There's no rule that says they can't play baseball!!!

I'm not sure if I'd choose Deep Space 9, Battlestar Galactica, or the SGC, but it would most definitely be as mundane as the episodes dedicated to when these were all museums. NO WAIT, it's a museum about TV show episodes where the primary setting becomes a museum, nailed it, I get all three.

It's amazing what they can do when they aren't laden isn't it?

This dude has some real "feet are just really weird hands" energy. Like OK sure, whatever dude, but why did you do anything with that intrusive thought but send it on its way. Why did you decide to write an intrusive thought manifesto.

I mean, if it's graphql on the backend, you are lucky they aren't sending you the whole database with every request and page load.

I don't think he could pass even one round of a shuttle run.

Damn six minutes too late.

For me it was one I visited very recently, The Natural History Museum in Raleigh North Carolina. They were literally doing research in these large glass rooms about all sorts of things. It wasn't even a kind of ride, we could literally ask how they interrupted the cellular mitosis (and I did...)

I take issue with Dallas not having reunion tower in its skyline... The dumb ball is like half of what makes it recognizable.