Derek Prior

Can of Polar Strawberry Watermelon Seltzer. This tastes like medicine but since I bought it, I'm going to drink it anyway.

A can of pink apple & lemon Polar seltzer which is what I always intend to buy because it is delicious and does not at all taste like medicine. However, it looks deceptively similar to strawberry watermelon which tastes like medicine.

A mockup of a very helpful point of sale screen that warns that you are about to buy that seltzer you don't like.

Why can't using my grocery store loyalty card help prevent me from buying that pink-canned Polar seltzer that tastes like medicine when I mean to buy the delicious seltzer that is a slightly different shade of pink?

26.05.2025 02:11 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Oh, you need a bio break? What are you going to do, shed your skin and reboot your kidneys?

Just tell us you need a minute like a normal person.

14.05.2025 18:57 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

The guillotine bagel slicer

I once worked with someone whose father invented the bagel slicer. I asked my coworker how his father sliced his bagels, and it turns out he just uses a bread knife.

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23.01.2025 13:39 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0