Joe Houston

All I want for my summer body is to not be too fat to ride a horse.

The super power of hospitals is making the most stressful moments of your life also extremely boring.

I get enough of that at home thanks.

The best part of Google IT issues now is that the AI answer at the top of every search is wrong 100% of the time. It's like hiring my kid to half listen to the material and then answer with unearned confidence.

Gotcha.

Why link in bio? I thought Bluesky didn’t penalize for external links?

Post a video game gif from the year you were born.

I see your old, and I raise you.

My mother in law signs her correspondence with “PhD” at the end. Always wanted to do that. So from now on, I will.

Joe Houston, PhD

My kid said “I’ve only seen you cry twice in my life” and I’m pretty excited to have doubled my father’s performance.

I hear you on this one. Next week is my last week at Discord and it’s a strange feeling to be leaving the place where I experienced this amazing supportive environment full of awesome people.

Awww. Miss that age.

YouTube video by hankschannel Twitter (and Threads) Have Made a HUGE Mistake

100% this video. It’s why I’m here with < 10 followers giving this a try instead of Twitter with my years long following. youtu.be/D4ghgVq9z4M?...

Don’t think of tariffs as increasing the price on literally everything you buy. Think of this Christmas season as being the greatest Black Friday sale of all time.