Lena

Tried explaining pointless tiktok drama to my MIL, ended up having explain the concept of "barking" to her 😅

Woke up today at 7:15am and was like "oh heck yeah, we slept in!"...and then I remembered that sleeping in used to mean waking up at noon 😫

Pls enjoy this photodump of the previews we got back from our photographer from @sanjapan.bsky.social this weekend!
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#thefamilythatcosplaystogetherstaystogether

Met a Discord and Flutters at San Japan!
@doomgamer3000.bsky.social

Ayyy, that's me as Fluttershy 🥰

Concert outside the White House! #cdnpoli

First thing i told my husband today?

"Honey, I had a dream that I was an idiot."

white man passing on traditions to his young

When discussing how customers make us mad at each other because they make us insane, my coworker said:

"Its like, can't let a hoe get between us"

I love my coworkers 😆

[update] Identified: To fully fix bookmark creation, we will need to put AO3 in maintenance mode for a few hours. We'll be back once the fix has been fully applied.

Watching my very white husband teach our 4-year-old to "throw it back" while said 4-year-old loses his mind laughing is exactly why I'm glad I didn't kms in high school 😆

We recently discovered that they make bath poprocks for kids' baths...

My husband as he pours them into the tub for our kid: "Haha, it's like we're seasoning him."

Me: 👀😖

Me to My 4-Year-Old Post Bathtime: "You smell like lotion." 😄

My 4-Year-Old: "I smell like bathbombs and violence." 🥰

Me: 👀🫢

My Phone: "your network is unstable"

Okay, and? I am too, my network ain't special 🙄

Im so out of it, that I almost called the disease you can get from mosquitos Malaysia...Its Malaria...Malaysia's a country...🤦🏼‍♀️

Honestly, the only thing keeping me from committing sudoku rn is the fact that's the conclave of Cardinals is voting for the new Pope rn

Covid - Round 3 💀

We went from talking about Straight People™️ to discussing our thoughts about the canonical races of Sonic characters 🥰 That's True Love for ya, baby

"Whats my type?

Thicc Mentally Ill Latina Women" - My Husband to Me, His Chunky Mentally Ill Latina Wife

"Low So My Big Girl Can Get On"

Musk is trying to buy votes in Wisconsin. Resend this if you’re from Wisconsin and you’re not for sale.

"I like my bread like I like my woman, chunky, doughy, and a little brown"

-my very skinny, white husband to me his very chunky, Mexican wife

"Nothing unkind said in the morning means anything."
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"Trains are my worst enemy!"
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The two best things I've heard all week

My 4-year-old just saw a clip of Fred Flintstone and went "Momma! It's the Cocoa Pebbles man!" ❤️ Hes so fucking precious but also, I feel so fucking old lol

I really went from a "i don't negotiate with terrorists(toddlers)" parent, to a "okay, fine, ONE more episode of Clifford the Big Red Dog" parent 😅 I mean, at least my kid has good taste?

I love that it wasn't my state's(TX) culture, or my parent's enjoyment of sports that got me into football 🏈 It was working in the restaurant industry, being surrounded by football fans and watching games while cleaning tables 😆

My 4-yr-old son just gave my most recent selfie a "thumbs down" 👎...I asked him why, and he said "it's kinda too beautiful"...like, wow, kid way to give your mom self esteem whiplash 😅❤️

My husband has been, unironically, calling our cats "girlypop" and wow, I love him so fucking much

Final Destination 2 fucks me up in such a special way that it is one of my comfort movies now 💀❤️