Spooky

Spooky

@spookycandle.bsky.social

bisexuality is way more common than people believe. i've worked over 70 jobs. marxist-leninist goth bimbo mother of 2. she/her. yes those are my tits

1,467 Followers 575 Following 8,503 Posts Joined Jun 2023
1 hour ago

pussy OUT

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1 hour ago

us, the audience

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1 hour ago

strongly recommend napping

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2 hours ago

it is not

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4 hours ago

Did You Know? people on the internet can and will lie to you if it benefits them. just a little tip. keep that in your back pocket

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4 hours ago

If you're not a communist I don't see the point.

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3 hours ago

salmon, rice, pinto beans, peas, and egg is something i eat basically every day. enjoy it thoroughly, all the nutrients. it's good stuff

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3 hours ago

nobody wants this shit. we want the taxes we do pay to go to schools and healthcare instead of being used to flatten buildings full of children in Iran. how are you so bad at this

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5 hours ago

Operation Epic Fury is a stupid name but also an obvious fumble because it's so easy for the haters (me) to insult them by calling it Operation Epic Fail. it's like naming your kid Holden Cox and sending them to public school

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5 hours ago

i saw a post earlier asking if people think the increase in videos of dragons since the advent of genAI is because the AI data centers are destroying their natural habitat and driving them out into places where humans can more easily capture vide of them. i just want to say no, i do not think that

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7 hours ago

*nods in USian who remembers the pre-9/11 world*

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8 hours ago
sara @sarasoci.al
they/she

transsexual: hey i'd like to take this harmless drug that makes life worth living

america: fuck you *starts a world war*

This is so accurate

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6 hours ago

thinking about maybe becoming a skeleton named Chappell Bone who sings songs like Pink Bony Club and Red Wine Superboneva

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18 hours ago

yay!!!!!!

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23 hours ago

Anyone have any DPRK contacts? I think if we had an exclusive Kim Jong Un account Bluesky could really take off

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21 hours ago

when our turn comes, we shall not make excuses for the terror

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21 hours ago

cannot scroll the timeline for more than 5 seconds without seeing a new, unique example of a republican or technomilitarist executive bragging about how badass we are at killing indiscriminately. massacre pride at an all time high.

if and when the tables turn on them, there must be repercussions.

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22 hours ago

the amerikkkan system is so bad that even people who claim to be its biggest fans prefer not knowing anything about it. pretty funny

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23 hours ago

there are

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1 day ago

i've started using usian

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1 day ago

good for you, gabe!!!!

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1 day ago

named after, eh? menace. men ace. the ultimate enemy is asexual men

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1 day ago

god dammit. maybe women ARE bourgeois

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1 day ago

Update: The US has now also invented dying in a mass shooting because the ambulance en route to save you was blocked in by a robot car

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1 day ago

A massive vote winning campaign slogan is “I am going to guillotine all the scumbags in the Epstein files and imprison all the criminals starting wars”, just letting the politicians who have Blue Sky accounts know.

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1 day ago

you yearn for a tasty treat. the children yearn for a tasty treat. friends you have over, you betcha tasty treat yearning. it's all upsides

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1 day ago

So sick of this cowardly framing elite media uses to absolve the far-right elements of their own social strata. "They're not bigots, they just felt liberated by spaces where bigotry was promoted!" But if you're not a bigot, it doesn't feel liberating at all to find yourself in such a space!

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1 day ago

They weren't drawn by traditonalist nationalism, they were drawn to explicit engaging in traditionalist nationalist ideas (?)

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1 day ago

can this be a solution?

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1 day ago

take it

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