Sam 🏳️‍⚧️

Don't like the idea of Jake the Dog openly contemplating suicide while Billy the Puppet shreds right next to him

It feels kinda weird and wrong that Adam's Song is something you can play in the Fortnite rock band mode

loot does not drop upon defeating me. the developers didn't expect anyone to attack me, i am so vulnerable, and only trying to help. why did you raise your sword? for material gain? i would give you anything i have if you had only asked. i did not ask to be in this game, i did not ask to have 6hp.

Been meaning to learn game dev for year but keep getting overwhelmed by the options, is godot something a lot of folks recommend?

Something I'm not allowed to forget since I was born the day it came out

Playing Myst for the first time

MIRROR’S EDGE in 2025

Me walking into the wal-mart

BREAKING NEWS: dark elf girl accused of faking own death after arriving at her own funeral. an interviewed local had this to say

"that's crazy. i don't even think she actually had a cold either. this was all for attention"

when asked directly the suspect had this to say:

"u know how it is lol"

Hello!

we are fucked

They should put the Budweiser horses in Umamusume

Call me when they release Team Fortress 2 Yassified instead

They should invent a puzzle game that I finish

I can't really see it after the mmo boom in the late 2000's failed to make any real competitor to the thrones, publishers don't often learn lessons unless they happen to lose a lot of money on something lol

I would remaster her in 4k instead

Sales are down 60%. We’re losing billions of dollars each year. But that’s ok because somewhere there is an ancient cup, and it is very magical

ooh la la...

I used to buy from them all the time until I started noticing regular retail releases of a lot of their games. I bought from them because I thought they were the only option!

They've been filming all these back to back so there's a good chance it's already in the middle of filming lol

I get that things weren't exactly going to bounce right back to where they were after everyone left but to sell your souls this fucking hard is kind of impressive

Oh my god

In retrospect it's a genius move, just re-announce it every 10 years or so when in need of a quick fix

Also @veradrew22.bsky.social please come back to Toronto so I can get you to sign this and also give notes on my script

Not that I'm a mental health expert but maybe eat a snack or take a shower about it

FUCK I tweet this only to see the people's joker has been put on the service and would have made a MUCH BETTER because then it would've been a PUN

Tubi truly is the people's streaming service