MantraBeeg

Swizz Beats if he was a tree:

It's me, birches.

Found out the tape warble in that crawling gnome song was actually authentic and actually recorded on a tape deck.

a duck is sitting on a swing in a park . ALT: a duck is sitting on a swing in a park .

I like how chickens still think they're dinosaurs but ducks know they are adorable and awesome.

Why did he make it look like a Nazi tattoo?

Utter travesty that the Yo-Kai Watch anime has more fart jokes than the Beyblade anime when Beyblade's slogan is literally "Let it rip".

Is that Patton Oswalt?

Nah it was more like this

I'm in an incredibly rare instance in my life where I'd have to admit I had hope for a Vivziepop project and was incredibly disappointed.

The most Seattle thing happened to me today.

Korean restaurant cashier asked me if I read Homestuck unprompted.

People talk about "I can visualize an apple in HD" and the whole time they have a 6head, 7head, 8head, BUNCH and a thinning hairline to accentuate it.

You can probably visualize an actual tesseract with a head that big.

I learned that there’s an actual individual artist/creator behind Labubu and their art is really nice.

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What if the Movie Movie trend reached video games in the 2000s and we got shit like INDIE GAME where it's super mean spirited and it has a parody character called Yume Dookie?

Watching Documentary Now and my brain melted in my skull when I saw it.

mantrabeeg.bigcartel.com I have original sketches of my comics on sale

Millennials when their child gets lung cancer: "Erm, crossing that one off of my apocalypse bingo card"

Yes, science is a method, a process to extract the concretely real out of chaos and unknowable patterns, what you lose faith in is the way science has been systematized, the artificial hierarchy that the sciences have adhered to has undermined innovations that would be inconvenient for the hierarchy

As a test: Dog Day Afternoon

No, we're not fucking with you...

New episode of the Post Modern Art Podcast with special guest @katiknitt.bsky.social premieres Thursday, September 18th, 9 PM EST/6 PM PST on YouTube, Spotify, Apple Podcasts, and most #podcast platforms.

@hausofdecline.bsky.social drew fanart of VileVille!

What if there was a Sam Jekyll and he was a leftist who held almost the exact same beliefs due to horseshoe theory?

How tf are you gonna Save Europe from a village in Mexico? You using Bluetooth or something?

German LARPers will look you dead in the eye and tell you that a techno song that's still a staple of every gay club in Europe is a "trve Aryan classic"

What if she was called Ayn RANDOM and wrote a book called "Teh Potatohead" XD

I'm selling stuff on Fiverr to get some money, please hit me up.

"Wow, this is like that scene from The Piano Teacher," said the cinephile who cut himself while shaving his balls.

Alex Jones once said "I'm not white, I'm AJ" and he proceeded to make murder legal in the state of Texas.

My Dad asked me "So that Minneapolis shooter was part of a group of queer fascists. You're not one of them are you?" with honest concern.

Maybe I should expedite shipping on my passport, and call the Indian visa department and tell them "We're on the brink of the dumbest civil war ever".

Getting to write "pulsate" in any work of science fiction feels fucking amazing.

Got kicked out of the Eyes Wide Shut party for playing Cbat on the piano.