MartinP

MartinP

@martinp13.bsky.social

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2 weeks ago
Common Peephole
 
 
She came from Greece,
she had a faulty socket.
Her eye fell out,
she couldn’t stop it.
 
That’s when I
caught her eye.


Brian Bilston

Pulp poetry.

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Justice for Joe From Bohola to Swinford.

In one of the lead features from the current issue, @jamesriding.bsky.social investigates the death of Joe Deacy, a 21-year-old man who was found unconscious on a driveway in County Mayo.

the-fence.com/justice-for-...

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1 month ago
Tuning the Dial

We’re lost in music, caught …………… at second slip,
low down, by the outstretched hand of ………………..
the US vice president, JD Vance, who was spotted ...
…………..….…. working as a waitress in a cocktail bar
when …………………. Shostakovich’s Symphony No. 7
was premiered in the …………………..… Forties. South
or southwest 5 to 7, occasionally gale ………..…………
from Croydon is on the line, who wants to talk to us
about ……………………….… why Aviva life insurance is
right for you and …………………………………... offers me
protection, a lot of love and affection whether I’m
right or ………….…….….. left wing but there’s nobody
in the centre and the ball gets cleared to ………..……..
….......….…..... Oscar Wilde, who famously announced
‘I have nothing to declare except …………….……………
.……….….. I can boogie, boogie woogie all night long.


Brian Bilston

Happy Radio Day to all those who celebrate.

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1 month ago
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The Munich Air Disaster: A Long Read 6th February is of course the anniversary of the Munich Air Disaster. Back in 2008 I researched and wrote the following 8000+ word piece on the Munich Air Disaster. I’ve posted it before but …

Tomorrow is the anniversary of the Munich Air Crash. It’s important to read about the story/understand its significance to Manchester, football and beyond. A while back I wrote this 8000 word article about it. Please have a read no matter who you support: gjfootballarchive.com/2025/02/06/t...

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1 month ago
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📚For a few brief decades, Birmingham had a bookshop scene that reflected the city back to itself: diverse, political, practical, trade unionist, academic and scientifically forward looking.

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1 month ago

Whenever Trump faces serious legal peril, one thing he says is "if they can do this to me, they can do this to you".

What all those in the US should realise is that if they can do this to Minnesotans, they can do this to you.

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A few days ago, I stood in the graveyard of an 1100 year old church, getting damper and damper in the drizzling rain.

A woman walked into the graveyard, waved, said hello, and, as we had previously arranged, handed me a paper bag full of human bones.

The life of a churchwarden is a strange one...

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2 months ago

I call on my party and my government to remove themselves entirely from X and communicate with the public where they actually participate online and can be protected from such illegality.

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2 months ago
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Sound on… Best $15 I’ve spent in a long time. Happy 2026!

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Upon Awakening to the Sounds of Distant Rumbles
 
He awakes from seasonal slumbers 
to distant rumbles. A storm approaching, perhaps, 
or the muffled guns from the ghost of a war
long since waged upon faded fields.
 
The dawn chorus wakens the dead and rattles 
the brain as the back street clatter recedes 
into murmured memory and the awful truth emerges. 
Bin day! The revised Christmas holiday collection schedule.
 
Thoughts fly unbidden to the rooms of recycling,
Pennines of packaging, glaciers of glass, 
corridors of cardboard and cartons, growing, 
overflowing, silently creeping up the staircase, 
across the landing, clawing at the bedroom door.

        The horror! The horror!
 
He lies there and tries to collect himself.

Brian Bilston

These are unsettling times.

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2 months ago
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Christmas carols, as written by Parliamentary lawyers The Parliamentary Counsel Office has been putting its skills to work drafting legislatively clear versions of Christmas carols. How many can you identify?

Christmas carols, as written by Parliamentary lawyers

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4 months ago
Remembrance of Things Pasta

She blew her fusilli,
my pretty penne,
when she found me watching
daytime tagliatelle.
 
Je ne spaghetti rien,
I responded in song,
but she did not linguini
for long,
 
just walked out
without further retort:
a hard lesson to be tortellini,
orzo I thought.
 
And so here I am,
on my macaroni,
and now my days feel 
cannelloni.


Brian Bilston

Happy World Pasta Day to all those who celebrate.

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5 months ago
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Cliff Richard - Winning - Take Me High - 1973 - 4K - Stereo Retro Remix 2005 Remaster YouTube video by Cliff, The Shadows | And Other Great Music

Here's another clip to celebrate Cliff's 85th birthday. This one features him walking around Birmingham in his 1973 film Take Me High. Look out for brutalist landmarks like the Central Library (RIP), Alpha Tower and New Street Signal Box
youtu.be/yfvsVcKlLQs?...

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1976: A Morning With the Fruit and Veg Men | Look Stranger | World of Work | BBC Archive YouTube video by BBC Archive

So Brummies aren’t left out.

Some great footage of #Birmingham 50 years ago.

Six days a week Fred Davis travels the eerily empty streets to run his business in the Vegetable Market.

This edition of Look Stranger was originally broadcast on BBC2, 28th November 1976.

youtu.be/r257_UANnOA?...

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🎵 They did the Monster Slash 😭 @ellecordova.bsky.social

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5 months ago
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We are here in Birmingham today. Can't say I like the place.

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Article 'The conker tree'. BMJ November 1997.

30 years since this happened (28 since I wrote about it). I still recall that wonderful tree and the generosity of my patient in her final illness. www.bmj.com/content/315/...

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True Bond. Pure class.

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6 months ago

6 minute timeline cleanser #Queen

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6 months ago
On Falling For a Meteorologist 

I write you poems
and send you flowers

you give me hailstones
and scattered

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Brian Bilston

Here’s a short poem called ‘On Falling for a Meteorologist’.

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6 months ago
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The Divine Comedy - Invisible Thread YouTube video by The Divine Comedy (Official)

Crafty friends The Divine Comedy have the most wonderful new song Invisible Thread. It’s lovely but also I’m in bits now. youtu.be/5VXSQQ5YDIU?...

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6 months ago

Birmingham New Street to London Euston

Birmingham Moor Street to London Marylebone

These two train journeys are about the very worst and very best our transport network has to offer.

The latter train journey is one of the pleasant in the land.

The former train journey is horrific.

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6 months ago
How Much I Dislike the Daily Mail 
 
I would rather 
eat Quavers that are six weeks stale, 
blow dry the man bun of Gareth Bale, 
listen to the songs of Jimmy Nail, 
than read one page of the Daily Mail. 
 
If I was bored 
in a waiting room in Perivale, 
on a twelve-hour trip on Network Rail, 
halfway through a circumnavigational sail, 
I would not read the Daily Mail. 
 
I would happily read 
the autobiography of Dan Quayle, 
1001 Things You Can Do With Kale, 
selected scripts from Emmerdale,
if it meant I didn’t have to read the Daily Mail. 
 
Far better to 
stand outside in a storm of hail, 
scratch a blackboard with a fingernail, 
be swallowed by a humpback whale, 
than have to read the Daily Mail. 
 
If I was blind  
and it was the only thing in Braille, 
I still would not read the Daily Mail. 

 
Brian Bilston 

Today’s poem is called ‘How Much I Dislike the Daily Mail’.

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7 months ago
Poem title: At the Intersection
 
The poem is divided into two overlapping circles.
 
The left-hand circle is titled ‘me’ and the text reads:
the day we
went out to have
an ice-cream, we said nothing
just let our silence melt in
the air as we walked across the common
our love never tiring at all
 
The right-hand circle is titled ‘you’ and the text reads:
we should
have talked it over but
nothing ever seems to get
in your fat head. You are so
common that I wish we’d never met
at all and I’d married Tim instead
 
In the intersection of the poem (where the two circles overlap), the text reads:
we
have
nothing
in
common
at all

The mathematician John Venn was born on this day in 1834. To commemorate the occasion, here’s a poem in the form of a Venn diagram.

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Remember what Scotland thinks of Trump. Janey Godley got into some “good trouble” back in the day with a sign that said it all.

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The Bad Salad of William Archibald Spooner
 
Why do I always watch my birds?
I know that statement sounds absurd
but today I reached an all-lime toe
when I received a blushing crow.
 
It’s wetting gorse – and here’s the crunch:
my conversation packs a lunch.
I’m not sure when all this began
but I think I need a plaster man
 
to help me when my stouth gets muck.
I should sit, perhaps, and bead a rook,
fight a liar, or flick some powers.
No, I think I’ll go and shake a tower.


Brian Bilston

Happy Spoonerism Day to all those who belly crate.

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8 months ago
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From Wikipedia, this quite wonderful pre-war poster.

"See Birmingham's charming suburbs by 'bus."

(Love the apostrophe before "bus".)

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8 months ago

The Asphalt Path

A couple, through no fault of their own, are thrown off Birmingham’s No 11 Outer Circle bus and resolve to complete the circuit by foot.

In doing so they have the spiritual awakening of spending half the journey walking towards Solihull, and the other half walking away.

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8 months ago
Today’s Climate Forecast 
 
And onto today’s climate forecast, 
where we can expect to see a prolonged spell of inaction,
interspersed with patches of hazy promises
across many areas. 
 
Over Westminster and other centres of government,
a build-up of hot air will cause inactivity to soar
to record levels over the coming days,
in spite of the high pressure.
 
Elsewhere, a front of chronic misinformation 
will sweep in from the east,   
bringing with it a thick band of climate change deniers
and the chance of scattered falsehoods,
 
while powerful gusts of idiocy and ignorance
look set to blow across social media.
Outbreaks of ‘We just got on with it in 1976’
and ‘It’s called the British summer, mate’ are likely.
 
In summary: unsettling.
 

Brian Bilston

And now for today’s climate forecast …

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8 months ago

Gonna take this opportunity to bust a bit of a myth about the mobile phone network during 7/7.

The wider London phone network never went down. The Security Services, TfL and the Met Police all wanted it up.

But it DID go down briefly in the Square Mile. Due to a C&C issue nobody had spotted. /1

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