sapph💎✨

i posted on my neighborhood nextdoor that i got the flu from going to a specific store and reminded people to wash their hands.

holy shit you’d think i told everyone to run over their mothers with their cars.

when did i start saying “frankly” so much

whose personality did i imprint on enough for me to hit “copy + paste” onto my own

i got a write up at my second job bc i’m not fast enough at it.

2 more and i get fired and frankly atp i’m so burnt out idk if it’s something i’m trying to avoid or achieve.

like “god bless america” followed by every latin/hispanic country in it with the u.s. and canada randomly thrown in somewhere + “the only thing more powerful than hate is love” he’s the sailor moon of our time goodbye

i don’t care about football so i looked up bad bunny’s halftime show performance after it was uploaded to yt and it was so beautiful i cried and haven’t been able to think about much else since

I’M SO FUCKING SICK OF MY EXPERIENCE ON EVERY SINGLE PART OF THE FUCKING INTERNET BEING RESTRICTED BC CHILDREN THAT STEAL THEIR PARENTS’ CREDIT CARDS MAKE MORE MONEY FOR COMPANIES. I HAVEN’T HEARD THE WORD “FUCK” ON YOUTUBE WITHOUT AN AGONIZING CENSOR SINCE TWENTY FUCKING SIXTEEN EAT MY ASS DISCORD.

imagine if i were a mafia boss, instead of a cigar you’d find me in my study with the prettiest pink glass pipe and just-enough-to-be-legal-in-my-state THC-A in it

with a lot of snacks

congrats to jeffrey dean morgan specifically since he’s the only one i, as a wisconsin non-sports girl, know of who’s a seahawks fan lol

“friendly reminder uwu that ur payment is due soon-“

EAT SHIT OFF MY DICK

a man wearing sunglasses is sitting in a car and making a peace sign . ALT: a man wearing sunglasses is sitting in a car and making a peace sign .

an aunt i haven’t talked to in over 10 years friend requested me on the fb account i dont use

today specifically my caffeine intake is a fighter jet pilot doing a nosedive and my vyvanse capsule is picking petals off of flowers in a field 100 yards away

can yall quick flip it and reverse it so i can GET SOME FUCKING WORK DONE

i have to call a plumber and like.

this is when my feminism is at its weakest ya feel

when i get like super low in my depression my brain goes into like fight or flight about staying alive it’s weird lol

hey guess who dropped the ball again lol

how is a sitting president making death threats against congress not treason?

i gotta hand it to kkkaroline tho she can spin any question of trump’s insane and immature behavior into how he’s so wonderful and honest and transparent compared to prior administrations.

she’s a perfect propaganda machine.

#karolineleavitt is such a disgrace, there’s zero excuse for a sitting president to call for the death of congress members, even if accusing them of something like treason. presidents are not judge, jury, or executioner. that’s certainly not “doing things by the books.”

everyday at work is just playing “how loud can i run my mouth before i get fired”

totally just drove into oncoming traffic on accident.

okay.

alright.

that’s been my biggest fear my entire life and it actually just happened.

okay.

i’m so fucking tired of all this shit

turning 30 this weekend didn’t make me feel old. what made me feel old is starting to go to bed with socks on.

i’m constantly one fuckass work shift away from starting to chain smoke cigarettes

i’m so mad i abandoned my theatre dreams and became a business nerd cause every time i found out new things about the #smosh cast and crew i mourn all the best friends i could’ve made cause omfg everyone is such a vibe

i hate that a bunch of my time as an adult has become having to pretend all the other adults around me aren’t stupid as hell

first week working two full time jobs back to back and i cannot lie my brain feels like it’s leaking out of my ears.

i’m going to bed at 9pm and sleeping for 14 hours.

from a literary analysis standpoint i’m BUZZING over #monster #edgein but from a true crime standpoint i’m like eeeehhhhh but that’s just my expectations being different

i wish an english teacher would ask me to write about it tho cause i have THOUGHTS TO PROVE

and we just had a nice moment oversharing about our struggles and she reassured me my claim should be processed soon and we hung up and it was nice.

yay positive interactions ✨

called my pet insurance cause a claim has been taking a while (big claim. huge.) and the girl who answered was like “we are short staffed and slammed and struggling i’m so sorry”

and i was like “it’s ok girl i work two jobs that are both short staffed and slammed and struggling i get it”

why does waking up early always feel like getting hit by a truck even after getting 8 hours? fuck

s2e4 and sevika has me panting on my couch ok gn