sapph💎✨

how is a sitting president making death threats against congress not treason?

i gotta hand it to kkkaroline tho she can spin any question of trump’s insane and immature behavior into how he’s so wonderful and honest and transparent compared to prior administrations.

she’s a perfect propaganda machine.

#karolineleavitt is such a disgrace, there’s zero excuse for a sitting president to call for the death of congress members, even if accusing them of something like treason. presidents are not judge, jury, or executioner. that’s certainly not “doing things by the books.”

everyday at work is just playing “how loud can i run my mouth before i get fired”

totally just drove into oncoming traffic on accident.

okay.

alright.

that’s been my biggest fear my entire life and it actually just happened.

okay.

i’m so fucking tired of all this shit

turning 30 this weekend didn’t make me feel old. what made me feel old is starting to go to bed with socks on.

i’m constantly one fuckass work shift away from starting to chain smoke cigarettes

i’m so mad i abandoned my theatre dreams and became a business nerd cause every time i found out new things about the #smosh cast and crew i mourn all the best friends i could’ve made cause omfg everyone is such a vibe

i hate that a bunch of my time as an adult has become having to pretend all the other adults around me aren’t stupid as hell

first week working two full time jobs back to back and i cannot lie my brain feels like it’s leaking out of my ears.

i’m going to bed at 9pm and sleeping for 14 hours.

from a literary analysis standpoint i’m BUZZING over #monster #edgein but from a true crime standpoint i’m like eeeehhhhh but that’s just my expectations being different

i wish an english teacher would ask me to write about it tho cause i have THOUGHTS TO PROVE

and we just had a nice moment oversharing about our struggles and she reassured me my claim should be processed soon and we hung up and it was nice.

yay positive interactions ✨

called my pet insurance cause a claim has been taking a while (big claim. huge.) and the girl who answered was like “we are short staffed and slammed and struggling i’m so sorry”

and i was like “it’s ok girl i work two jobs that are both short staffed and slammed and struggling i get it”

why does waking up early always feel like getting hit by a truck even after getting 8 hours? fuck

s2e4 and sevika has me panting on my couch ok gn

finally convinced myself to finish arcane (i’m bad at finishing things bc something something saying goodbye to beloved characters something something irl abandonment issues etc) by compromising on watching ONE EPISODE a day.

s2e3 last night. my heart rate was 180 the entire time.

i’m like really sick of getting emails

idk what’s after death but if there’s any politics i’m gonna be straight up pissed off

got a new job and my mom’s worried about my socials cause i’m a leftist with opinions.

idk how to tell her ma they’d care if i was a terror threat, not that i shitpost my shower thoughts and goon to jayvik fanart.

missed opportunity for who meme’d it tbh

going thru a real lonely yearning spell and i’m giving myself the ick.

be cool you gay bitch BE COOL.

klondike bars are cool and all but the whole “what would you doOOoo for a klondike bar” is a bit much.

like they’re fine.

relax.

halloween decorations going up soon

filling my yard with the gravestones of every tinder sapphic who’s ghosted me

do i need to eat before the rapture or

they don’t have the money for tylenol but by god do they have an incredible budget and knowledge base for diagnosing autism and linking it to incredibly specific variables of in-utero fetal development! /s

slept like ass last night so will unfortunately miss the rapture due to being very sleepy

I just feel like the giant zombie shlong was unnecessary

My Chemical Situationship

people on Instagram reels are calling me a horrible person for not sympathizing with a ✨completely fictional✨neonazi who tattooed swastikas and other hate symbols on his face, grew a beard to cover it up, and then got shaved by his military bros before waking from anesthesia.

like what.