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☠️ He/Him ☠️ So Cal ☠️ 30s ☠️ Hetro Demisexual ☠️ 日本語を話せる ☠️ Hockey Fan ☠️

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If that ever happened to me, I think I'd be pissed too.

31.07.2025 23:54 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Rest in Peace, Prince of Darkness

22.07.2025 18:50 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I really hope this "Japan first" Craze doesn't fuck up my chances to apply for the JET program next year.

16.07.2025 19:57 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Happy 4th!

04.07.2025 14:05 — 👍 4972    🔁 1856    💬 19    📌 13

Holy fuck, I DO NOT want to see a Stanley Cup rematch.

19.05.2025 04:46 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
A ROTTIG SKELITON SAYS "YOU HAVE PRONOUN'S? YOU BETTER FUCKEN TELL ME WHAT THEY ARE SO I CAN USE THEM " AND IF YOUR JUST TUNNING INTO THIS CHANNEL DA SHARE Z0NE SUPORTS ALL PEOPLES GENDERS AND SEXUALITY AND FUCK OFF IF YOU DONT , YOU MUST UNDERSTAND A CULTURE WAR HAS BEEN HAPPENNING TO TRY TO FURTHER OPRESS ANY ONE WHOS NOT A RICH STRAIGHT WHITE MAN , IMAGINE BEING BORN ON THIRD BASE AND COMPLAINING THAT YOU CANT REACH HOME PLATE BECAUSE OF 1 TRANS PERSON LMAO,,, BORN ON THE 2 YARD LINE AND CANT MAKE A TOUCH DOWN BECUASE SOMEONE YOU DONT KNOW SAID TO CALL THEM "THEY" LMAOOOO, (YOU HAVE TO SAY IT IN  SPORTS ANALAGIES SO AMERICANS UNDERSTAND WHY THEIR WRONG) IMAGINE IF YOU STARTED MONOPOLEY THE BOAR GAME WITH 10,000 AND EVERYONE ELSE JUST GET'S 500 , AND YOU PANIC WHEN THEY BUY 1 PROPERTEY, YOU GET THE PICTURE, WE LIVE IN A NATION RULED BY THE WORST AND DULLEST PEOPLE WHO ARE IMPOTENTLY ANGRY THAT ANY ONE ELSE HAS EVER DONE ANY THING COOL , AND ALSO IMPOTENT , BECUASE THERS NO WAY THERE DICKS WORK, SORRY BUT THATS WHAT I HEARD ABOUT ELLON, ITS SHAPED LIKE AN EGG AND ITS THE SIZE OF AN EGG. HE SPENT $1000000 ON FIXING IT AND ALL THEY DID WAS INSTALL A LED LIGHT THAT CHANGES COLOR. ALLEGEDLY. THATS WHAT I HEARD - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

A ROTTIG SKELITON SAYS "YOU HAVE PRONOUN'S? YOU BETTER FUCKEN TELL ME WHAT THEY ARE SO I CAN USE THEM " AND IF YOUR JUST TUNNING INTO THIS CHANNEL DA SHARE Z0NE SUPORTS ALL PEOPLES GENDERS AND SEXUALITY AND FUCK OFF IF YOU DONT , YOU MUST UNDERSTAND A CULTURE WAR HAS BEEN HAPPENNING TO TRY TO FURTHER OPRESS ANY ONE WHOS NOT A RICH STRAIGHT WHITE MAN , IMAGINE BEING BORN ON THIRD BASE AND COMPLAINING THAT YOU CANT REACH HOME PLATE BECAUSE OF 1 TRANS PERSON LMAO,,, BORN ON THE 2 YARD LINE AND CANT MAKE A TOUCH DOWN BECUASE SOMEONE YOU DONT KNOW SAID TO CALL THEM "THEY" LMAOOOO, (YOU HAVE TO SAY IT IN SPORTS ANALAGIES SO AMERICANS UNDERSTAND WHY THEIR WRONG) IMAGINE IF YOU STARTED MONOPOLEY THE BOAR GAME WITH 10,000 AND EVERYONE ELSE JUST GET'S 500 , AND YOU PANIC WHEN THEY BUY 1 PROPERTEY, YOU GET THE PICTURE, WE LIVE IN A NATION RULED BY THE WORST AND DULLEST PEOPLE WHO ARE IMPOTENTLY ANGRY THAT ANY ONE ELSE HAS EVER DONE ANY THING COOL , AND ALSO IMPOTENT , BECUASE THERS NO WAY THERE DICKS WORK, SORRY BUT THATS WHAT I HEARD ABOUT ELLON, ITS SHAPED LIKE AN EGG AND ITS THE SIZE OF AN EGG. HE SPENT $1000000 ON FIXING IT AND ALL THEY DID WAS INSTALL A LED LIGHT THAT CHANGES COLOR. ALLEGEDLY. THATS WHAT I HEARD - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

YOU HAVE PRONONS??? - dashare.zone ADMIN

26.04.2025 21:49 — 👍 1868    🔁 641    💬 0    📌 15
Meme format "Being 30 in the 80s vs Being 30 in 2024 with a picture of Challia Bull in the original Gundam looking significantly older than the Bull from GQuuuuuux"

Meme format "Being 30 in the 80s vs Being 30 in 2024 with a picture of Challia Bull in the original Gundam looking significantly older than the Bull from GQuuuuuux"

16.04.2025 12:55 — 👍 5323    🔁 1519    💬 29    📌 62
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I... am catholic.

15.04.2025 22:05 — 👍 10    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Ducks... There were 10 fucking minutes left.

14.04.2025 05:20 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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somethings not right #animation #flipnote #3ds

09.04.2025 18:42 — 👍 913    🔁 174    💬 11    📌 1
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David Lynch saying 
I don't know why people expect art to
make sense. Life doesn't make sense.

David Lynch saying I don't know why people expect art to make sense. Life doesn't make sense.

12.03.2025 13:48 — 👍 6505    🔁 1904    💬 25    📌 30
Win graphic with a blue background. Kraken Win is written in white letters along the bottom third. An image of Jani Nyman, celebrating his goal with his arms spread wide, is overlayed in the center of the graphic. The score is 4-5 in favor of the Kraken and an amazon logo is in the upper right corner.

Win graphic with a blue background. Kraken Win is written in white letters along the bottom third. An image of Jani Nyman, celebrating his goal with his arms spread wide, is overlayed in the center of the graphic. The score is 4-5 in favor of the Kraken and an amazon logo is in the upper right corner.

OUI GOT THAT W! 🙌

13.03.2025 05:23 — 👍 274    🔁 26    💬 5    📌 5
DO NOT GIVE ME "HINT'S" , I WONT FIGURE THEM OUT, I WONT EVEN KNOW YOU WERE GIVING ME A HINT, AND ITS A SKLEATON, PLAYEN A VIOLLIN ,SORTOF LIKE A GUITAR BUT HARDER AND SMALLER AND ITS ON YOUR NECK. ITS NOTHING LIKE A GUTIAR I DONT KNOW WHY I SAID THAT. ALWAYS FUCKEN UP ALWAYS SORRY - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

DO NOT GIVE ME "HINT'S" , I WONT FIGURE THEM OUT, I WONT EVEN KNOW YOU WERE GIVING ME A HINT, AND ITS A SKLEATON, PLAYEN A VIOLLIN ,SORTOF LIKE A GUITAR BUT HARDER AND SMALLER AND ITS ON YOUR NECK. ITS NOTHING LIKE A GUTIAR I DONT KNOW WHY I SAID THAT. ALWAYS FUCKEN UP ALWAYS SORRY - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

DONT - dashare.zone ADMIN

25.08.2024 01:13 — 👍 457    🔁 120    💬 0    📌 6
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After attempting a Superman punch, Simon Benoit popped his own thumb back into place and didn't show an ounce of pain 😳

Hockey players are DIFFERENT 🤯

11.03.2025 20:09 — 👍 118    🔁 8    💬 1    📌 0

You see, the trade deadline is the exact reason why I only buy blank jerseys.

08.03.2025 20:33 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Pizza-sucking lips

03.03.2025 18:39 — 👍 168    🔁 41    💬 3    📌 0
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Top: Cutouts of Nathan MacKinnon, Sam Reinhart, Connor McDavid, Sidney Crosby, Brayden Point, Seth Jarvis, Brad Marchand, and Josh Morrissey in Canada 4 Nations uniforms with a Canadian flag in background. The 4 Nations Face-Off trophy is in the middle of the players. 

Bottom: the 4 Nations Face-Off Champions wordmark. The Canada team logo is below.

Top: Cutouts of Nathan MacKinnon, Sam Reinhart, Connor McDavid, Sidney Crosby, Brayden Point, Seth Jarvis, Brad Marchand, and Josh Morrissey in Canada 4 Nations uniforms with a Canadian flag in background. The 4 Nations Face-Off trophy is in the middle of the players. Bottom: the 4 Nations Face-Off Champions wordmark. The Canada team logo is below.

CANADA ARE #4NATIONS FACE-OFF CHAMPIONS! 🇨🇦

21.02.2025 04:43 — 👍 136    🔁 31    💬 1    📌 2
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07.02.2025 11:49 — 👍 46    🔁 5    💬 1    📌 0

Hell yeah my dude.

23.01.2025 20:00 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Followed, hopefully someone will do this for the Ducks.

23.01.2025 00:50 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Borderlands, I'm fucked.

21.01.2025 23:49 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Lion experiences a culinary awakening

19.01.2025 03:07 — 👍 91    🔁 26    💬 1    📌 0
Kraken player getting cleaned up

Kraken player getting cleaned up

Hockey players are built different. If it were any other sport, the player would leave the game, and possibly go on IR

18.01.2025 02:41 — 👍 102    🔁 7    💬 17    📌 1
4 SKELETEN'S LINED UP IN THE MANNER OF KRAFTWERK ALBUM COVER "THE MAN MACHINE" AND IT SAY'S "THE ONLY GOOD WORK IS KRAFTWERK , DAMB ITS TRUE" - THESE BOYS MADE SUCH GOOD SHIT AND THEY DREAMED ABOUT BEING INSIDE OF A COMPUTER MAKEN IT BEEP , I HOPE NO ONE TOLD THEM ABOUT THE "AI" SHIT WHERE NO MATTER HOW MUCH SONGS YOU FEED INTO IT ,IT MAKES YOU HATE COMPUTER'S - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

4 SKELETEN'S LINED UP IN THE MANNER OF KRAFTWERK ALBUM COVER "THE MAN MACHINE" AND IT SAY'S "THE ONLY GOOD WORK IS KRAFTWERK , DAMB ITS TRUE" - THESE BOYS MADE SUCH GOOD SHIT AND THEY DREAMED ABOUT BEING INSIDE OF A COMPUTER MAKEN IT BEEP , I HOPE NO ONE TOLD THEM ABOUT THE "AI" SHIT WHERE NO MATTER HOW MUCH SONGS YOU FEED INTO IT ,IT MAKES YOU HATE COMPUTER'S - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

WORK SUCK'S ,KRAFTWERK DOSENT - dashare.zone ADMIN

17.01.2025 19:56 — 👍 413    🔁 107    💬 0    📌 5

Grubauer didn't look so hot that game, but that doesn't mean I won't say that the defense was mediocre as well.

12.01.2025 22:42 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Dickless Nicholas

09.01.2025 23:59 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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two ice hockey players are celebrating a goal on the ice ALT: two ice hockey players are celebrating a goal on the ice
09.01.2025 01:18 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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