Griffin

New strings, morning riff

It's okay. The only things that can kill me are myself and a nuke

Know anyone who plays bass and won't quit in the middle of tour?

I love looking for a new bandmate every 6-10 months

It's not really that fun on here because no body has a modicum of an idea of what I am all about. Wait—I am thinking of REAL LIFE. Keep posting

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Half of these people are federal agents whose sole purpose is to sow chaos by way of pretending to not understand the function of waiting in a line

Hanging out at the DMV, playing the wackest game of bingo ever

I don't forget, I just get scared

Posted up, just chilling and scoping out the situation

Me with eggs

Even the goalie is only wearing a mask. No bucket.

Thank you for fighting this, Senator Van Hollen. America is in dire need of heroes at this moment, I hope your colleagues are taking notice.

Photo of Senator Chris Van Hollen with Kilmar Abrego Garcia.

I said my main goal of this trip was to meet with Kilmar. Tonight I had that chance. I have called his wife, Jennifer, to pass along his message of love. I look forward to providing a full update upon my return.

You can't kill me because I would dodge it

Gosh, I love this book! I must have read it 10 times already! (6'2" btw)

Fuck Texas. No punchline or anything, this place is a true shithole.

Not a religious man but I'm pretty sure A.I. is demons

Environmentalists Warn U.S. Running Out Of Small Wooded Areas Where Buddies Can Smoke Up

Environmentalists Warn U.S. Running Out Of Small Wooded Areas Where Buddies Can Smoke Up
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My partner and I practice non-ethical monogamy
We love each other and we're evil about it

POV: shitting in an airport bathroom

Delta Airlines can suck the whitest part of my dick

If I run out of toilet paper at your house and can't find any extra rolls within arms reach of the commode, I assume you have shit crusted onto your ass and you'll never convince me you don't

Conspiracy theories are so lame now. I don't care about if the earth is flat, what I do care about is how street sweepers don't actually clean the street, they're just an excuse for the city to give you a parking ticket

Someone at work airdropped this photo to me last night

Good morning, bluesky