Reina del Martes Santo

The thing that cracks me up about Jungkook is how clearly he wants to be the wattpad version of himself but he’s too much of a sweetheart to actually be a bad boy in anything other than aesthetics and styles

CERO extrañeza de que la cerota sea maga

Izzie siempre fue el peor personaje de Grey's Anatomy, y la serie mejoró increíblemente cuando se fue.

yoongi u are so real for that birthday video, that many people celebrating me and staring at me is also my nightmare.

Abuelito 😭

BTS as Yoongi things:

HS: Devoted cat dad
JM: Extra stores of castigation for the deserving
JK: Very interested in talking about his latest hyper fixation
TH: Relishes a dramatic reveal
SJ: Uninterested in but resigned to authority role
NJ: Love philosopher
YG: No desire to be anyone but himself

Same vibes
(Créditos a @huishte.bsky.social)

#BTS
Today in 2014

Lesbian icon Cillian Murphy, our beautiful boy beloved of the dolls, he would never he would NEVER

Va junto con este
Bonus: Usan el símbolo de euros

MAJE

Estaba tomando agua y casi me atraganto

SÍ

Too true

Mire, saqué otro libro:
Horario lunar coordinado.

Hashtag New book who dis

Cosa que jamás esperé de CATO

we r getting the la mojo dojo casa house footage (⌒0⌒)／~~

WE ARE GOING TO GET NEW NAMGI INTERACTIONS!!! FROM THE CLINGY NAMGI ERA 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Quizá ahora, frente a la abrumadora evidencia, por fin Costa Rica acepta su centroamericanidad.

been translating Bad Bunny lyrics and a lot of them are like "Ugh, it would be so awesome if you touched my dick / all the girls want my babyjuice, but you have the fattest ass / Because of what happened to me in childhood, I fear I'm incapable of love. Gender norms harm us all."

For Liam.

I think this is shampoo that he hasn't washed out but the mere consideration that this is hoseok with gray hair/looking like a GD silver fox has legitimately ended me

I don’t care that you’re in your 30s gentlemen PERFORM BLANKET KICK WITH THE ORIGINAL CHOREO

Yo conocí Playo Noticias por @karlillag.bsky.social y me dio mucha risa, pero la niña es... así. Ajá.

ay yo le sentí el hijillo #hijillo hace ratos y la dejé de seguir a tiempo. Por qué, Amanda, POR QUÉ.

Even the big dick subreddit is mad about ICE “How hard I get when I think about abolishing ICE,” one post reads

fdsklafjdsakl www.theverge.com/news/867967/...

ICE is now responsible for 66% of the homicides in Minneapolis this year.

just can't get over how all the guys in the U.S. who straight-up assassinate people always wind up SMS texting some girl they met two days ago like "my love, i have left the gun with my fingerprints below the Golden gate Bridge" while all the people who leaflet are like "Do we know how to use Tor"

Y El Salvador