idk how to rebuild society for this but i don't think people should be allowed to talk like this without it going very poorly for them
it is not enough to disable the feature that produces an AI summary of my emails at the top of my emails in gmail, I need a button that delivers an electrical shock to the person who thought it was a good idea
a knockout of a scream from Adam Gianforcaro that I love more and more every reread
"I SAY I’LL BE BETTER BUT I WON’T BE BETTER. HUMANS SAY THAT A LOT. THE FIRST PART AT LEAST. ABOUT BEING BETTER. I’M SORRY ABOUT THAT TOO. WE SAY THINGS WE DON’T MEAN..."
https://www.havehashad.com/m7psu
Someone has sure already made this observation but the fact they can convert all those empty warehouses into prison camps means they could have converted them into housing, community centers, job training centers or, hell, libraries or schools all along. It’s always a matter of will not resources.
Ten inches of snow in North Carolina.
My mother used a rake, a broom, and a garden shovel.
Someone tried a leaf blower.
Midwestern ‘bless your heart’ is standing there silently, then going inside to talk shit.
God took the wrong person from "Home Alone 2." It's really that simple.
This isn’t a season. It’s a hostage situation. I am being unlawfully detained by winter.
Snowstorm people, don’t forget to do your feline enrichment (drip faucets).
oh no, are publishers getting squeamish about buying queer books right now for some impossible-to-guess reason??
sounds like our books need to get even more queer, relentlessly queer, battle-axe queer, cackling queer
Please watch.
1. Did you know that Girl Scouts has, for a long time, accepted trans girls and nonbinary scouts?
Trans kids are under attack. Every year, I make a thread of trans and nonbinary girl scouts you can get your cookies from.
Lets get our cookies from them this year in solidarity!
Sad girl winter is realizing I’m cursed to reheat the same load of laundry until I die.
Our first issue of 2026 is officially live!
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Happy lemon pig season to all! 🍋 🐷 🎉
RIP 2025
2025-2025
I don’t know who needs to hear this but posting “new year, new me” on social media isn’t gonna fix you. That’s what pretty new notebooks are for obviously
can confirm ✅
Issa Rae has canceled her sold out performance at the Kennedy Center. Pulitzer Prize winner Rhiannon Giddens, Peter Wolf, Low Cut Connie, and the Gay Men’s Chorus of Washington, D.C., have also canceled. Lin-Manuel Miranda has canceled the entire Kennedy Center run of Hamilton.
Participating in the annual holiday tradition of watching It’s a Wonderful Life so Jimmy Stewart can guilt me into survival.
Sincerely one of the funniest things the WSJ has ever written or done.
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Thank you to @andrewporter01.bsky.social, @kimmagowan.bsky.social, and the editors and readers for spending time with my work. This year has felt endless, and finding a story—making anything at all—has felt like a quiet, radical act. Honored to be a finalist and excited for the forthcoming issue❤️
Appreciation post for Ahmed al-Ahmed. Hero.
Sounds like a take from someone who’s not hip with the youths, Krishna. Never let them see you sweat.
Just learned that my friend’s daughter said I am among her mother’s “coolest” friends because I’m a “baddie who doesn’t take any shit.” So feel free to adjust your opinions accordingly while I go update my LinkedIn.
Yes, officer, I would like to report a murder
In Monrovia, California, protesters are purchasing 17¢ ICE scrapers from Home Depot and immediately returning them to create long lines and slow down the entire store. Their aim is to disrupt sales and convey a message opposing ICE raids occurring in their neighborhood.
Where does one procure a board of this caliber?
My favorite piece of content today.
